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In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please follow common sense.
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In NSV13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the ship, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please follow common sense.
  
 
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== Useful Links ==
 
== Useful Links ==
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* [[Chain of Command]]
 
* [[Chain of Command]]
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* [[Rules]]
 
* [[Rules]]
 
* [[Job selection and assignment]]
 
* [[Job selection and assignment]]
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* [[Job specific guidelines]]
  
  
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![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
 
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
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|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with the Laser Cannon. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whet stones
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|Ensure the ship completes its patrol, manage your Heads of Staff, minimize casualties, cause casualties, be the sole survivor of the vessel you were supposed to protect.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Executive officer]]
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|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
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|Alter access on ID cards, Manage and assign squad members, ensure each department is running efficiently, promote synergy.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
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![[File:Felinid_bridgestaff.png|64px|link=Bridge Staff]]<br>[[Bridge Staff]]
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|Nag at the engineers to spool the FTL drive. Nag at the Munitions staff to reload the torpedo tubes after launching the thermonuclear warheads into enemy fire. Fire the cannons in hyperspace for no reason. Get lynched by a pissed off captain.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium  
 
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
 
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
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|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
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|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]].<br>
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Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
 
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
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|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
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|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum.
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<br>Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
 
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
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|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
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|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at.<br> Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
 
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
 
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
 
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Brigphys generic64.png|64px|link=Brig Physician]]<br>[[Brig Physician]]
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|Wander out of the brig to get medical supplies, stay in medbay forever because '''nobody else is there.''' Get shouted at for not being in the brig. Return to the brig to find your job taken by an MD, cry and pepperspray them for trespassing.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
 
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
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![[File:GlowyCe.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
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|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Fight trespassers and teleport the particle accelerator to cargo so you can get more cutting-edge engineering equipment.
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|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Protect your department's equipment from hordes of [[Cargo_Technician|thieving]] [[Assistant|rats]].<br>
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Increase the engine's power output until the ship's ambient radiation levels reach <s>15000</s> 3.6 roentgen. Despair when you're asked to rebuild the crater that formerly was [[Guide_to_Telecommunications|Telecommunications]].  
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
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![[File:Moth_Engineer.png|64px|link=Ship Engineer]]<br>[[Ship Engineer]]
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|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. <s>Make telecoms unusable with scripts</s> Cry about the death of NTSL. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.
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Set up the engine and repair any damage to hull and equipment. Nothing is broken? Just give it a few minutes.<br>
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Sate the Storm Drive's unabounding hunger with your own flesh, get piss drunk in the bar, SPOOL. Scream at the helm, because you got nuked. Scream at the TAC, because you got nuked. Scream in general about the rapidly deteriorating state of the ship's superstructure.<br> Reassure the captain that the blaring engine warning alarms are "perfectly normal" and "safe to be ignored, I got this".
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
 
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
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|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Release <s>Plasma</s> <s>Freon</s> Plasma and Freon into the halls.
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|The local ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerance.<br>
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Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Attract the ire of your fellow crew when the engineers drain the O2 tank. Get lynched once silicons release plasma into the halls.<br>
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Perform complicated gas reactions and fusion in the incinerator, simulate a nuclear impact in a canister, get grilled on the AGCNR by the CE for draining the plasma tank.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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== Munitions ==
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#CC8899;" width=200|Job
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#CC8899;" |Role
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#CC8899;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:MAA.png|64px|link=Master At Arms]]<br>[[Master At Arms]]
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| Oversee the Munitions department and protect Antonio with your life. Buy a literal ton of gunpowder from cargo, flood the mess hall with low explosives. Throw your budget card into disposals at the start of every shift. Make. Torp.
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_mt.png|64px|link=Munitions Technician]]<br>[[Munitions Technician]]
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| Keep the ship weaponry loaded at all times only to get shouted at by the [[Bridge Staff|bridge bunnies]] anyway. "Accidentally" swap the pilots'  nukes for plush torpedoes. Rebuild the NAC for the 5th time, because the unique composition of the metals in the turret attracts AP warheads. Make torp.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_fl.png|64px|link=Flight Leader]]<br>[[Flight Leader]]
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| Be a Fighter Pilot with a snowflake ship and fancier rank. Wonder where your entire squadron went when you're the only fighter to return to the ship. Wonder where ''you'' went, because you've been removed for over 2 years, can we delete this yet?
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_pilot.png|64px|link=Fighter Pilot]]<br>[[Fighter Pilot]]
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| Fail to turn your engine on before the ATC launches you off the magcat, forget to disable your weapon safeties and crash into the side of an angry patrol cruiser. Beg for help over the radio after the enemy riddle your ship with bullets.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_atc.png|64px|link=Air Traffic Controller]]<br>[[Air Traffic Controller]]
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|Launch the fighters into battle and encourage them to stick together. Perform rescue operations with a Sabre and retrieve fighter escape pods.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium  
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium  
 
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
 
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
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|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
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|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
 
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
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|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
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|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes [[Critters#Gold_Slime_Pool|and way more horrifying things]] loose.<br>
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Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a hole in reality, which people will casually build floors over. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. Suicide when someone destroys the ore silo.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
 
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a R̶o̶b̶o̶ ̶A̶r̶m̶  freaking chainsaw.
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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a <s>Robo Arm</s> freaking chainsaw.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
 
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
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![[File:Feline_cmo.gif|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
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|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
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|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything (everyone else under you does fuck all).
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
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![[File:FelineMedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
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|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
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|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery to give them a <s>sex change</s> lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry and hide in a locker once the cryo pods get broken.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:ParaTori.gif|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
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|Bring people into medbay, dead or alive. Be forced to search for that spaced engineer that didn't have their suit sensors '''MAXXED'''. Get your brain bashed in by security, because they thought you broke into EVA.  Spend an hour, alone, in space, drifting. <s>Be reminded of the emptiness, the helplessness of the dark expanse. Gaze into the abyss, and see it stare back. Question everything you know about your sanity.</s> Find who you were looking for, cry because they DNR'ed.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
 
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
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|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after someone dies by your bottles of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.
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|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies by your bottles of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists more than 30u. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.<br>
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Have blood feuds with Botany.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
 
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
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|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round.
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|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Fry your genes with radiation until you melt down into a literal slug. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round. Have people line up for superpowers like it's a candy store.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
 
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
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|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].Test diseases on people.Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s>Mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area.
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|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]]. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s> mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when [[Nuclear_Operative|a bunch of]] [[Xenobiology|other]] [[Botanist|assholes]] release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with [[Scientist|Scientists]] and [[Roboticist|Roboticists]] over Uranium sheets.
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Infect yourself with every last virus from the disease crate because everyone's already up in arms chanting "LYNCH VIRO" anyways.
 
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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== Civilian ==
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== Supply ==
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=== Supply ===
 
 
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
 
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
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|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
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|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime. Order a shitton of NULL_CRATES and cry in deadchat when raided and killed by security.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
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![[File:Human_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
 
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
 
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
 
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
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|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Shoot people with your kinetic accelerator as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
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|Fly around on a seperate ship to the actual patrol vessel. Mine asteroids in a giant cage. Socialize with your fellow miners in the bare minimum accomodations you're given. Release an asteroid back into space early with two miners still on it. Warp into a combat sector and cry for help when the main ship doesn't come back to save you.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 
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== Civilian ==
 
=== Service ===
 
=== Service ===
 
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
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![[File:Human_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
 
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
 
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
 
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
−
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
+
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security cares fuck all about. Get ignored by a [[Chemist|dude making crayon powder grenades]] while you're asking for crucial supplies.  Grow medicinal crops to heal the acid burns sustained during <s>a chem lab robbery</s> equipment redistribution. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Get lynched for releasing your bees full of dangerous chemicals.<br>
 +
Have blood feuds with Chemistry.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
|}
 
|}
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|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
 
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
−
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown. Never assist anyone.
+
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone.
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
+
![[File:Greatest_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
−
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
+
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
 
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
 
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
 
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
−
|''*wave''
+
|
 
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
 
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
 
|-
 
|-
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|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]]<br>[[Curator]]
 
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]]<br>[[Curator]]
−
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" Treasure for your exhibit.
+
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Get deathsquadded for doing so.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
+
![[File:Staff Judge Advocate.png‎|64px|link=Staff_Judge_Advocate]]<br>[[Staff Judge Advocate]]
−
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
+
|Walk around and yell about SOP violations, Clarify and interpret space law/SOP, notice that security has given the clown 999 minutes again and yelling at them not to do that.
−
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
+
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
 
|}
 
|}
  
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|-
 
|-
 
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
 
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
−
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at.
+
| Complain that you need 15 hours in cyborg to play this. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Do literally everything at lowpop. Get bitched at. Do jack shit at highpop. Get bitched at. Abuse loopholes in laws to murder people.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
 
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
−
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
+
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.<br>
 +
Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
 
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
−
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
+
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them,
 +
 
 +
'''Drone spawners have been removed from the game, due to drones only being used as infinite respawn greytide bots, the only way to play as drone is to take the role of a derelict drone at the derelict station.'''
 +
 
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
 
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
−
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.
+
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
|-
 
|-
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|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
 
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
−
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile.
+
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Pray that a boarding frigate touches the ship. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining.
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
 
|}
 
|}
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== Antagonists ==
 
== Antagonists ==
 
=== Main Antagonists ===
 
=== Main Antagonists ===
 +
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
 
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
 
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
 
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
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|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
 
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI]]<br>[[Malfunctioning AI]]
 +
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
 
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
−
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
+
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
+
![[File:Heretic1.png|64px|link=Heretic]]<br>[[Heretic]]
 +
|Stand around random rooms while collecting influences. Get your book deepfryed by the clown. Cry when you don't know how to draw runes. Get dissapointed by your ascension.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
 
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
 
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
 
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
−
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested.
+
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your cult blade out and get arrested, have a dick measuring fight with the clock cult.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
+
![[File:Bloodling.png|64px|link=Bloodling]]<br>[[Bloodling]]
−
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> Absolutely nobody at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
+
|Eat all the mice in maint before the lizards do. Watch your one servant run off and get gunned down by security. Make everything sentient. Become the God of Flesh heretics.
−
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
+
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
 
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
 
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
 
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
−
|-
 
−
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
 
−
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.
 
−
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
 
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
+
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
−
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
+
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> <s>absolutely nobody</s> a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist, and have a dick measuring fight with the blood cult.
−
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
+
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
+
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]  
−
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.
+
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.
−
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
+
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
−
|-
 
−
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
 
−
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round. Cry when you get removed.
 
−
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
 
−
|-
 
−
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
 
−
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk.
 
−
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
 
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
 
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
 
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
−
|-
 
 
|}
 
|}
  
 
=== Side Antagonists ===
 
=== Side Antagonists ===
−
 
+
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
 
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
 
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
 
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
 
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Guardian Spirit]]<br>[[Guardian Spirit]]
+
 
−
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Be a punchghost.
+
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
 +
|Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Boarder.png|64px|link=Boarder]]<br>[[Syndicate Drop Trooper|Syndicate Drop Troopers]]
 +
|Drop troopers can be very powerful enemies. And despite their loud arrival they can be rather sneaky at times. Board the NSV and make sure to leave with no survivors. Rush CIC to take control of the ship and get robusted by a [[Bridge Staff|Bridge Assistant]]. Distract people from the [[Guide_to_enemy_types|real threat]].
 +
!<span style="display:none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
 +
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Holoparasite]]<br>[[Holoparasite]]
 +
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
 
|-
 
|-
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
|-
 
|-
−
![[File:Spider.png|64px|link=Spider]]<br>[[Spider|Spiders]]
+
![[File:Guard.png|64px|link=Spider]]<br>[[Spider|Spiders]]
 
|Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.
 
|Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
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|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
 
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
−
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the librarian until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
+
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
 
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
 
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
 
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Nightmare]]<br>[[Nightmare]]
 +
|Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat, cry because you are esentially a worse shadowling.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
 
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
 
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
 
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Slaughterdemon.png|64px|link=Slaughter Demon]]<br>[[Slaughter Demon]]
 +
|Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the [[Morgue]] for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
 +
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
 +
|Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 +
|-
 +
![[File:Shadowperson.png|64px|link=Creep]]<br>[[Creep]]
 +
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole. Toe [[Rules|Rule 8]] to a suspicious extent.
 +
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 +
|-
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![[File:Griffmaster.png|64px|link=Fugitives]]<br>[[Fugitives]]
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|Lead the [[Hunters]] on a chase around the station. Total the [[clown]] into the Supermatter while doing so.
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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|-
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![[File:Spessrussian.png|64px|link=Hunters]]<br>[[Hunters]]
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|Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the [[Fugitives]] for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting.
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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|-
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|}
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=== Depreciated Antagonists ===
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These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent [[Admins|Space God]] shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Removal Reason
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Role
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=100|Difficulty
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|-
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![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
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|Somewhat of a flawed mode, turns out that asking to buy a guy's soul usually makes them want to robust you, because "valid." Usually involved the devil blowing up some crew members and then offering them contracts to be revived. But, despite this, the [[Admins|Gods]] can summon one if they [[Byond the impossible|feel like it]].
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|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk.
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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|-
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![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Overthrow]]<br>[[Overthrow|Syndicate Mutineer]]
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|Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
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The mode's future is uncertain.
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|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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|-
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|}
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=== Removed Antagonists ===
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These antagonists have, for one reason or another, been removed from the game. These antagonists might return one day if they ever get remade or reworked. Although, this is highly unlikely...
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:black;" width=200|Job
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:black;"|Removal Reason
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:black;"|Role
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:black;" width=100|Difficulty
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|-
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
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|Spawning up to three or four Wizards simply proved to be too much for the station. One Wizard is destructive enough. This however remains in game as a admin only event, for <s>your</s> their amusement.
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|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Medium
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|-
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![[File:Godhand.png|64px|link=Hand of God]]<br>[[Hand of God]]
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|Oh, poor HoG! Shoved out the door buggy, unbalanced, and extremely hard to learn as it combines three gamemodes (hello, gang) into one. Nobody wanted to fix HoG after it's release because of old derelict code that would break even more when poked. While some say it's fun while it's not broken, has that ever been the status quo?
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|Turn someone into !popehat! while they're talking to security. Instakill people with god powers! Build across the station converting people with your !popehat! gang, and get killed instantly by a rod smashing into your nexus. Break the game, over and over and over and get removed.
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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|-
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![[File:Pope.gif|64px|link=Hades]]<br>[[Hades|Hades, Pope of Sin]]
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|Poor guy was implemented into the game as summonable through an item accessible only to wizards. Almost never encountered, when the Dark Seed went away, away went the Pope of Sin with it.
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|Be a general annoyance to the crew. Be a very annoying (need I say it again with time freezing to a halt every minute or so) non-sentient antagonist. Play Russian roulette with the crew manifest.
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!AI Controlled
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|-
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![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
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|Shadowling suffered from issues of it being yet another crew conversion game mode, and was generally unfun to fight against and had a anti-climatic ending. This mode has recently been reworked into the [[Nightmare]] side antagonist.
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|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
|-
 
|-
 
![[File:Borer.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
 
![[File:Borer.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
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|Fill the halls with brain dead slugs and vomit, or get punched to death by the first person you meet! Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar.
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|The Cortical Borer suffered from the same problems as the Monkey Mode, being very buggy and one sided at times. Fun for both sides was questionable. No current plans to reimplememt.
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!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Easy
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|Crawl in the corroded brain of the clown. Inject meth. Assume direct control. Induce crippling drugs in the clown. Inject meth. Cry when the host eats sugar. Inject meth. Overdose!
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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|-
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![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
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|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
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|Be a conversion stealth antag. Use One Mind and become unstunnable with magic abilities that are only ever fun for yourself.
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
 
|-
 
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|-
 
|-
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![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland|Lavaland Role]]
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![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official]]<br>[[CentCom Official]]
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|Die to ash storms. Die to a legion. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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|-
 
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![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
 
 
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
 
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
 
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
 
|-
 
|-
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![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>Chrono Legionnaire
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![[File:Chrono.png|64px|link=Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>[[Chrono Legionnaire]]
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|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by a admin for being too powerful. Without a trace!
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|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace, Cry because literally everybody forgot about you and never spawns you.
 +
 
 +
Originally suppose to replace the space ninja, however people didn't like the idea of someone being able to teleport everywhere and having a insta-stunlock rifle that deleted people after some time.
 +
 
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'''Chrono Legionnaire teleport is broken, you won't be able to get out of teleport mode once activated.'''
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
 
|-
 
|-
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![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
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![[File:Highlander.png|64px|link=Highlander]]<br>[[Highlander]]
 +
|<big><big><big>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE<big><big><big>
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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|-
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![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
 
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
 
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
 
|-
 
|-
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![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
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![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death Squad]]<br>[[Death Squad|Death Squad Officer]]
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|Beg for DS, spawn in at centcom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mataba Revolver.
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|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
|}
 
|}
  
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== Species ==
 
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Read More: [[Guide to races]]
 
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! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence
 
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![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
 
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|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. Get leg-dropped by a wrestler and watch as your leg actually falls off. Pray to be changed into a catgirl/boy, get changed into an actual cat instead.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
 
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|-
 
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![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
 
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|Name yourself Does-The-Gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognisable blob of pixels. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
 
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|-
 
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![[File:Flyperson.png|64px|link=Flyperson]]<br>[[Flyperson]]
 
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|Annoy the chef for his cheese, vomit on his food and kill Pete because <strike>you need barf fuel</strike> muh self defense. Start getting voices in your head when you read the bee movie script over the radio. Get lynched for attacking the botanist using pest spray, and get gibbed by the chef for 'no reason'.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
 
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|-
 
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![[File:Plasmaman.png|64px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
 
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|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be immune to cold environments, die in seconds to hot ones. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
 
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|-
 
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![[File:Slimepeople.png|64px|link=Slimepeople]]<br>[[Slimepeople#Slimepeople|Slimeperson]]
 
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|Be the specialest snowflake in xenobiology. Hang out with your <s>only</s> slime friends. Swap between bodies. Inject people with your poisonous blood.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Rare
 
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|-
 
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![[File:Podman.png|64px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
 
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|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Rare
 
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[[Category:Jobs]]
 
[[Category:Jobs]]

Latest revision as of 01:58, 20 October 2023

In NSV13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the ship, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please follow common sense.


Jobs on

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Command Captain, Executive Officer, Bridge Staff
Security Head of Security, Security Officer, Warden, Detective, Brig Physician
Engineering Chief Engineer, Ship Engineer, Atmospheric Technician
Science Research Director, Scientist, Roboticist
Medical Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Chemist, Geneticist, Virologist, Paramedic
Service Janitor, Staff Judge Advocate, Bartender, Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime, Chaplain, Curator
Munitions Master At Arms, Munitions Technician, Flight Leader, Fighter Pilot, Air Traffic Controller
Cargo Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner
Civilian Assistant, Gimmick
Non-human AI, Cyborg, Positronic Brain, Drone, Personal AI, Construct, Ghost
Antagonists Traitor, Malfunctioning AI, Changeling, Heretic, Nuclear Operative, Blood Cultist, Bloodling, Revolutionary, Wizard, Blob, Abductor, Holoparasite, Xenomorph, Spider, Swarmers, Revenant, Morph, Nightmare, Space Ninja, Slaughter Demon, Pirate, Sentient Disease, Creep, Fugitives, Hunters, Syndicate Drop Trooper
Special CentCom Official, Death Squad Officer, Emergency Response Officer, Chrono Legionnaire, Highlander, Ian


Useful Links[edit | edit source]


Command[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain 		Ensure the ship completes its patrol, manage your Heads of Staff, minimize casualties, cause casualties, be the sole survivor of the vessel you were supposed to protect. aVery Hard
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Executive officer 		Alter access on ID cards, Manage and assign squad members, ensure each department is running efficiently, promote synergy. cHard
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Bridge Staff 		Nag at the engineers to spool the FTL drive. Nag at the Munitions staff to reload the torpedo tubes after launching the thermonuclear warheads into enemy fire. Fire the cannons in hyperspace for no reason. Get lynched by a pissed off captain. cMedium

Security[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Head of Security 		Make sure your team isn't Shitcurity. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than leeches.

Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.

aVery Hard
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Warden 		Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Never Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum.


Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.

bHard
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Security Officer 		Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at.
Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever. Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity. 		aHard
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Detective 		Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. cMedium
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Brig Physician 		Wander out of the brig to get medical supplies, stay in medbay forever because nobody else is there. Get shouted at for not being in the brig. Return to the brig to find your job taken by an MD, cry and pepperspray them for trespassing. cMedium

Engineering[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Chief Engineer 		Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Protect your department's equipment from hordes of thieving rats.

Increase the engine's power output until the ship's ambient radiation levels reach 15000 3.6 roentgen. Despair when you're asked to rebuild the crater that formerly was Telecommunications.

bHard
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Ship Engineer

Set up the engine and repair any damage to hull and equipment. Nothing is broken? Just give it a few minutes.
Sate the Storm Drive's unabounding hunger with your own flesh, get piss drunk in the bar, SPOOL. Scream at the helm, because you got nuked. Scream at the TAC, because you got nuked. Scream in general about the rapidly deteriorating state of the ship's superstructure.
Reassure the captain that the blaring engine warning alarms are "perfectly normal" and "safe to be ignored, I got this".

cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician 		The local ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerance.

Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Attract the ire of your fellow crew when the engineers drain the O2 tank. Get lynched once silicons release plasma into the halls.
Perform complicated gas reactions and fusion in the incinerator, simulate a nuclear impact in a canister, get grilled on the AGCNR by the CE for draining the plasma tank.

cMedium

Munitions[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Master At Arms 		Oversee the Munitions department and protect Antonio with your life. Buy a literal ton of gunpowder from cargo, flood the mess hall with low explosives. Throw your budget card into disposals at the start of every shift. Make. Torp. bHard
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Munitions Technician 		Keep the ship weaponry loaded at all times only to get shouted at by the bridge bunnies anyway. "Accidentally" swap the pilots' nukes for plush torpedoes. Rebuild the NAC for the 5th time, because the unique composition of the metals in the turret attracts AP warheads. Make torp. cMedium
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Flight Leader 		Be a Fighter Pilot with a snowflake ship and fancier rank. Wonder where your entire squadron went when you're the only fighter to return to the ship. Wonder where you went, because you've been removed for over 2 years, can we delete this yet? cMedium
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Fighter Pilot 		Fail to turn your engine on before the ATC launches you off the magcat, forget to disable your weapon safeties and crash into the side of an angry patrol cruiser. Beg for help over the radio after the enemy riddle your ship with bullets. cMedium
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Air Traffic Controller 		Launch the fighters into battle and encourage them to stick together. Perform rescue operations with a Sabre and retrieve fighter escape pods. cMedium

Science[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Research Director 		Oversee the demented manchildren of your department. Build Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. bHard
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Scientist 		Get tossed in disposal by the Research Director, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes and way more horrifying things loose.

Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a hole in reality, which people will casually build floors over. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. Suicide when someone destroys the ore silo.

cMedium
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Roboticist 		Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm freaking chainsaw. dEasy

Medical[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Chief Medical Officer 		Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the Clown every five minutes. Do everything (everyone else under you does fuck all). cMedium
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Medical Doctor 		Heal people. Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to the dungeon surgery to give them a sex change lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry and hide in a locker once the cryo pods get broken. dEasy
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Paramedic 		Bring people into medbay, dead or alive. Be forced to search for that spaced engineer that didn't have their suit sensors MAXXED. Get your brain bashed in by security, because they thought you broke into EVA. Spend an hour, alone, in space, drifting. Be reminded of the emptiness, the helplessness of the dark expanse. Gaze into the abyss, and see it stare back. Question everything you know about your sanity. Find who you were looking for, cry because they DNR'ed. cMedium
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Chemist 		Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies by your bottles of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists more than 30u. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.

Have blood feuds with Botany.

dEasy
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Geneticist 		Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Clone Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Fry your genes with radiation until you melt down into a literal slug. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round. Have people line up for superpowers like it's a candy store. cMedium
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Virologist 		Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever in your dungeon. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects was let out by you Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when a bunch of other assholes release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with Scientists and Roboticists over Uranium sheets. cMedium

Supply[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster 		Order crates and make sure your slaves do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the Revolution. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian. Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime. Order a shitton of NULL_CRATES and cry in deadchat when raided and killed by security. cMedium
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Cargo Technician 		Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal emitters cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns. dEasy
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Shaft Miner 		Fly around on a seperate ship to the actual patrol vessel. Mine asteroids in a giant cage. Socialize with your fellow miners in the bare minimum accomodations you're given. Release an asteroid back into space early with two miners still on it. Warp into a combat sector and cry for help when the main ship doesn't come back to save you. bMedium

Civilian[edit | edit source]

Service[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor 		Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Clean up gang tags, then get harmbatoned by Security because you were spotted near them. dEasy
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Bartender 		Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". dEasy
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Cook 		"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. dEasy
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Botanist 		Grow the good stuff grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security cares fuck all about. Get ignored by a dude making crayon powder grenades while you're asking for crucial supplies. Grow medicinal crops to heal the acid burns sustained during a chem lab robbery equipment redistribution. Smoke weed dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Get lynched for releasing your bees full of dangerous chemicals.

Have blood feuds with Chemistry.

cMedium

Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant 		AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone. fNone
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Clown 		Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! eHONK!
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Mime 		e...
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Chaplain 		Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. dEasy
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Curator 		Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Get deathsquadded for doing so. dEasy
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Staff Judge Advocate 		Walk around and yell about SOP violations, Clarify and interpret space law/SOP, notice that security has given the clown 999 minutes again and yelling at them not to do that. dMedium

Non-human[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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AI 		Complain that you need 15 hours in cyborg to play this. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. Get bitched at. Do literally everything at lowpop. Get bitched at. Do jack shit at highpop. Get bitched at. Abuse loopholes in laws to murder people. aVery Hard
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Cyborg 		Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.

Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws.

bHard
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Drone 		Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them,

Drone spawners have been removed from the game, due to drones only being used as infinite respawn greytide bots, the only way to play as drone is to take the role of a derelict drone at the derelict station.

bEasy
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Personal AI 		Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. dEasy
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Construct 		Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell, ask for juggernaut and get spaced wraith. cEasy to Medium
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Ghost 		Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. Watch ERP. Pray that a boarding frigate touches the ship. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about said antag literally everything to rival industrial salt mining. fGhastly!

Antagonists[edit | edit source]

Main Antagonists[edit | edit source]

Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor 		Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. cMedium
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Malfunctioning AI 		"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with plasma screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit. cVery Hard
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Changeling 		Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. bHard
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Heretic 		Stand around random rooms while collecting influences. Get your book deepfryed by the clown. Cry when you don't know how to draw runes. Get dissapointed by your ascension. bHard
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Nuclear Operative 		Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. aVery Hard
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Blood Cultist 		Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your cult blade out and get arrested, have a dick measuring fight with the clock cult. cMedium
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Bloodling 		Eat all the mice in maint before the lizards do. Watch your one servant run off and get gunned down by security. Make everything sentient. Become the God of Flesh heretics. cHard
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Revolutionary 		Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots. aEasy to Hard
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Wizard 		FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!! aVery Hard
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Clockwork Cultist 		Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make everyone absolutely nobody a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist, and have a dick measuring fight with the blood cult. bMedium to Unwinnable Effortless
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Gangster 		Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches. aEasy to Hard
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Monkey 		Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost. bVery Hard

Side Antagonists[edit | edit source]

Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.

Job Role Difficulty
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Blob 		Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist. bHard
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Syndicate Drop Troopers 		Drop troopers can be very powerful enemies. And despite their loud arrival they can be rather sneaky at times. Board the NSV and make sure to leave with no survivors. Rush CIC to take control of the ship and get robusted by a Bridge Assistant. Distract people from the real threat. bHard
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Abductor 		Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you. bHard
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Holoparasite 		Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost. bORA ORA ORA
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Xenomorph 		Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the Curator's favorite porno. bHard
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Spiders 		Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell. bEasy to Medium
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Swarmers 		Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport other swarmers your enemies away from your metal. bMedium
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Revenant 		Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until admins gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost. bEasy
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Morph 		Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. bHard
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Nightmare 		Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat, cry because you are esentially a worse shadowling. bHard
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Space Ninja 		Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless. bHard
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Slaughter Demon 		Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the Morgue for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR! bMedium
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Pirate 		Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag. bHard
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Sentient Disease 		Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards. bHard
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Creep 		Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole. Toe Rule 8 to a suspicious extent. bMedium
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Fugitives 		Lead the Hunters on a chase around the station. Total the clown into the Supermatter while doing so. bMedium
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Hunters 		Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the Fugitives for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting. bHard

Depreciated Antagonists[edit | edit source]

These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent Space God shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.

Job Removal Reason Role Difficulty
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Devil 		Somewhat of a flawed mode, turns out that asking to buy a guy's soul usually makes them want to robust you, because "valid." Usually involved the devil blowing up some crew members and then offering them contracts to be revived. But, despite this, the Gods can summon one if they feel like it. Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. bMedium
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Syndicate Mutineer 		Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.

The mode's future is uncertain.

Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Gang Syndicate team. aHard

Removed Antagonists[edit | edit source]

These antagonists have, for one reason or another, been removed from the game. These antagonists might return one day if they ever get remade or reworked. Although, this is highly unlikely...

Job Removal Reason Role Difficulty
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Ragin Mages 		Spawning up to three or four Wizards simply proved to be too much for the station. One Wizard is destructive enough. This however remains in game as a admin only event, for your their amusement. Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other. aMedium
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Hand of God 		Oh, poor HoG! Shoved out the door buggy, unbalanced, and extremely hard to learn as it combines three gamemodes (hello, gang) into one. Nobody wanted to fix HoG after it's release because of old derelict code that would break even more when poked. While some say it's fun while it's not broken, has that ever been the status quo? Turn someone into !popehat! while they're talking to security. Instakill people with god powers! Build across the station converting people with your !popehat! gang, and get killed instantly by a rod smashing into your nexus. Break the game, over and over and over and get removed. aHard
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Hades, Pope of Sin 		Poor guy was implemented into the game as summonable through an item accessible only to wizards. Almost never encountered, when the Dark Seed went away, away went the Pope of Sin with it. Be a general annoyance to the crew. Be a very annoying (need I say it again with time freezing to a halt every minute or so) non-sentient antagonist. Play Russian roulette with the crew manifest. AI Controlled
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Shadowling 		Shadowling suffered from issues of it being yet another crew conversion game mode, and was generally unfun to fight against and had a anti-climatic ending. This mode has recently been reworked into the Nightmare side antagonist. Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round. bHard
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Cortical Borer 		The Cortical Borer suffered from the same problems as the Monkey Mode, being very buggy and one sided at times. Fun for both sides was questionable. No current plans to reimplememt. Crawl in the corroded brain of the clown. Inject meth. Assume direct control. Induce crippling drugs in the clown. Inject meth. Cry when the host eats sugar. Inject meth. Overdose! aVery Hard
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Hivemind Host 		Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. Be a conversion stealth antag. Use One Mind and become unstunnable with magic abilities that are only ever fun for yourself. aHard

Special[edit | edit source]

Job Role Difficulty
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CentCom Official 		Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain. bMedium
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Ian 		Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot. aImpossible
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Chrono Legionnaire 		Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace, Cry because literally everybody forgot about you and never spawns you.

Originally suppose to replace the space ninja, however people didn't like the idea of someone being able to teleport everywhere and having a insta-stunlock rifle that deleted people after some time.

Chrono Legionnaire teleport is broken, you won't be able to get out of teleport mode once activated.

bNever Existed
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Highlander 		THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE bMedium
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Emergency Response Officer 		Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team. bVery Hard
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Death Squad Officer 		Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver. bHard
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