User:Grabowski

List of things Admiral Joe Czanek is NOT aloweed to do in the Navy

• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter. Not after he attempted to buzz the tower on a ship, resulting in a dead ATC officer.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.
  
• Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department. (not for that reason, you degenerate)
  
• Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry after blowing up a ship in half.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.
  
• Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the Finiance Department The Finance Director The Executive Board The CEO Themselves.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.
  
  • Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not to be allowed near any flammable objects without an escort.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to call one of the interns a impostor and then throw them out of an airlock.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns.
  
  • Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to sell customized evacuation shuttles to the crew.
  
  • No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.
  
• Admiral czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.
  
• Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: pussies, syndi-CANTs, commies, dumbos, idiots-in-red (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). Exceptionally not during diplomatic talks, where wording is very important.
  
• Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.
  

GENETICIST

RESEARCH & MEDICAL STAFF

Geneticist

Access: Medbay, Morgue, Genetics, Research Division Additional Access: Chemistry, Virology, Xenobiology, Robotics, Tech Storage, Mineral Storeroom Difficulty: Medium Supervisors: Research Director and Chief Medical Officer Rank: Not defined Duties: Alter genomes, turn monkeys into humans and vice versa, make DNA backups so they can get stolen, clone dead people Guides: Guide to genetics, Guide to medicine Quote: Well maybe if the Captain had asked before plunging that syringe into his artery he wouldn't be a monkey now.

You start in Medbay and literally get to play God. This is a very technical class, but there are a few simple things people can do that are still learning the ins and out of genetics. The main thing you're meant for: find super powers, fix disabilities, and cloning dead people.

Bare minimum requirements: Clone the corpses dropped off at your doorstep. Don't give away Hulk to the greytide.

The genetics lab is located in Medbay. It is separated into two sections: Genetic Cloning and Genetic Research

Genetic Cloning

This is one half of your job. Make sure you know how do it (and actually fucking do it).

Early Ejection

As of some recent changes, early ejections are now much more consequential than before. It can result in bodies:

• without a heart
• without limbs
• which are blind
• which are deaf
• which are mute
• which have Tourettes
• with severe brain damage
• with severe radiation poisoning
• with severe cellular damage
• which will die before they even reach cryo

Not worth it.

Genetic Backup

You can take a scan off of someone while they're alive and create a genetic backup ready to be cloned in case they die. This is useful to those of especially high risk of an irretrievable death like the chief engineer or captain. If the scientists have upgraded the cloner, the console can be set to autoprocess, which means that you don't even have to leave your desk.

1. Bug people to get scanned at genetics while they're still alive.
2. Scan them.
3. Press the "clone" button under their records when they die.

Genetic Research

Any geneticist worth their salt knows that manipulating the DNA of living things is their ball game.

See the Guide to Genetics when you're ready for the real SCIENCE.

Other, more subtle, modifications may be possible. As always, experimentation is encouraged!

Tips

• If the cloning process changed your looks, you can stuff your old (dead) body in a DNA modifier, scan the UI/UE, and inject those into yourself to get your old appearance back.
• If someone has a cavity implanted item, you can instantly remove it by monkeying them.
• Clones start with 190 clone loss and 99 brain damage, they can be ejected with a geneticists ID at 120 clone loss (about 40% complete). The cloner takes about 2:30 minutes to pop out an almost complete clone. Ejecting at 40% then sticking in a cryotube speeds up the process by only a few seconds, but does mean you can clone multiple people at once. Force ejecting by either turning off APC power or emagging the clone tube then shoving them in the cryo tubes does finish them almost twice as fast AND means you can clone 3 people at the same time.
• Turning off the APC's equipment power also ejects a clone regardless of health. Good for speedcloning. Clone one to 25%, throw in cryo, clone another to 25%, throw in cryo, clone one guy until the first guy in cryo is done, repeat.
• Monkeying someone who is impregnated will cure them.
• The Genetics DNA altering console can spit out injectors for UEs and UIs as well as SEs. This means that, if you get a willing volunteer or even just human a monkey, you can run around the station changing everyone into the same person (if you do this without being antag or having people’s con-sent, you will get banned).
• You can put disks into the cloning computer to save the UI, UE and SE of people scanned.
• Vodka heals radiation damage.
• Radiation (and thus radstorms and mutagen) has a very, VERY small chance to give non-negative effects. One of the "Gotta go fast" schools of genetics is to hit a monkeyperson with a load of mutagen and get most of the disability blocks in five minutes.
• It can be empirically shown that, for an unupgraded machine, a pulse duration of 4 seconds is the most efficient trade-off of time and success rate.
• If the mime's being a jackass, stealthily inject him/her with a Tourettes SE, and watch them get lynched for breaking their vow

Traitortips

• Monkey SE's are a hell of a weapon.
• Change your identity if you're caught being a shitler. Keeps people off of you.
• TK is still very OP. With Xray it's nigh-unstoppable if used correctly. You can:
  • Bash people with items. If they pick the item up you can still hit them with it.
  • Steal ID's out of computers
  • Steal guns out of charging stations
  • Steal items across desks
  • Kill people through cameras
  • Operate basic machinery (unfortunately you can't use the chemmaster but you can put things into it)
  • Be an all around douchebag
  • And if you have x-ray you're even more unstoppable than before. You can hide in lockers in maint and dick around all you want.:ADDED: If you use TK on a fire extinguisher cabinet anywhere the extinguisher will teleport straight into your hand, as well.
• XRAY + TK can be used to onehuman the AI from outside the upload. Unfortunately, you cannot activate the freeform module correctly. Shame.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

As a traitor, you are pretty much able to do anything you want to dead people in your lab, granted you don't have a coworker or baby sitter. After sticking about for a few moments, any security forces usually vanish from the room of medium priority targets, like the RD or CE. At this time, you can then loot their items and access, or even their appearance! You can easily replace people, just be sure to get rid of the original and wear the right clothes! Perhaps it will help you in the long run.

DO NOT USE MONKEY SE'S ON THE OTHER CREW MEMBERS IF YOU ARE NOT A TRAITOR. THIS WILL GET YOU BANNED.

Jobs on
	Command	Captain, Executive Officer, Bridge Staff
	Security	Head of Security, Security Officer, Warden, Detective, Brig Physician
	Engineering	Chief Engineer, Ship Engineer, Atmospheric Technician
	Science	Research Director, Scientist, Roboticist
	Medical	Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Chemist, Geneticist, Virologist, Paramedic
	Service	Janitor, Staff Judge Advocate, Bartender, Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime, Chaplain, Curator
	Munitions	Master At Arms, Munitions Technician, Flight Leader, Fighter Pilot, Air Traffic Controller
	Cargo	Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner
	Civilian	Assistant, Gimmick
	Non-human	AI, Cyborg, Positronic Brain, Drone, Personal AI, Construct, Ghost
	Antagonists	Traitor, Malfunctioning AI, Changeling, Heretic, Nuclear Operative, Blood Cultist, Bloodling, Revolutionary, Wizard, Blob, Abductor, Holoparasite, Xenomorph, Spider, Swarmers, Revenant, Morph, Nightmare, Space Ninja, Slaughter Demon, Pirate, Sentient Disease, Creep, Fugitives, Hunters, Syndicate Drop Trooper
	Special	CentCom Official, Death Squad Officer, Emergency Response Officer, Chrono Legionnaire, Highlander, Ian