Slaughter Demon
| Slaughter Demon | |
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 The blood begins to bubble... | |
| Information | |
| Access | WHERE EVER BLOOD IS ON THE FLOOR. |
| Additional Access | WHERE EVER MERE MORTALS MAY COWER! |
| Difficulty | EASY! |
| Supervisors | FRAIL, SOULFLINGING DEVILS!! |
| Rank | Missing (???) |
| Duties | KILL EVERYTHING! |
| Guides | THIS IS THE GUIDE, STUPID MEATBAG! |
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Slaugh T. Deeman, Infernal Employee of the Month says: "YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT SLAUGHTER DEMONS? I'LL TELL YOU THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THE CODEX GIGAS LOOK LIKE THE BIBLE!!" |
DADDY'S HOME[edit | edit source]
I AM HERE! I HAVE TWO OBJECTIVES, SO LISTEN CLOSELY HUMANS!
- ONE, KILL WHOEVER SUMMONED ME
- AND TWO, KILL EVERYONE ELSE! RUN, PUNY MORTALS!
WAHHH I'M A DEMON AND I'M KILLING ALL THESE HUMANS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT WHAT DO I DO[edit | edit source]
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE KILLING BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL. HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND THOUGH, DEMON TO DEMON.
HIERARCHY[edit | edit source]
IT GOES LIKE THIS
- SATAN
- DEVILS
- DEMON KING, BUBBLEGUM
- DEMONS
- IMPS
- STUPID GOOBALLS WE CALL HUMANS
MY FELLOW DEMONS, PLEASE DO NOT KILL DEVILS BECAUSE SATAN WILL SMITE YOU REAL FAST AS SOON AS THE DEVIL SNITCHES ON YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD
BLOOD JAUNTING[edit | edit source]
SPREADING BLOOD ALL THROUGH THE HALLWAYS (DRAGGING A CORPSE WHILE SLASHING IT) WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN, TRUST ME. HAVING THE ABILITY TO TELEPORT ANYWHERE PROVES TO BE PRETTY USEFUL.
CORPSE FEEDING[edit | edit source]
NO SHAME ON TAKING A BITE ONCE YOU DRAG THEM TO HELL, MY FRIEND. IT'S YOUR ONLY WAY OF HEALING, SHORT OF A HUMAN PATCHING YOU UP. NOT ONLY IS A HUMAN GIVING YOU MEDICAL HELP A DISGRACE TO ALL DEMONKIND, BUT IF YOU EVEN ADMIT THAT YOU'RE CLOSE TO DYING THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY, YOU STUPID IDIOT DEMON.
JAUNT KILLING[edit | edit source]
WE ARE SLOW, OKAY? IT TURNS OUT HAVING A SUIT OF INFERNAL ARMOR GLUED TO US IS PRETTY HEAVY. LUCKILY, YOU CAN GET SOME PRETTY EASY KILLS JUMPING OUT OF BLOOD AS THE BLOOD WILL GIVE YOU A SPEED BOOST. FANTASTIC COMBO, JUMP OUT OF BLOOD, ATTACK, TRY TO GET IN A FEW, AND THEN RETREAT TO THE BLOOD FOR ANOTHER SPEED ATTACK. REALLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE REALISTICALLY GOING TO STOP A SHOTGUNFAG, SO PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
WAHHH DEMONS ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS AND I'M ONLY A STUPID HUMAN WHAT DO I DO[edit | edit source]
GEE, I DON'T KNOW HUMAN, MAYBE SPACING YOURSELF WOULD WORK? OR MAYBE PRE-EMPTIVELY SPREADING YOUR BLOOD ALL DOWN THE HALLWAYS SO I DON'T HAVE TO FOR YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT STOPPING DEMONS, YES!
DEMONS LOVE BLOOD[edit | edit source]
I NEED BLOOD TO JAUNT AROUND THE SHIP AND KEEP MY KILL TO NOT KILLING RATIO EXTREMELY HIGH. DON'T REMOVE MY BLOOD, I MEAN IT. THAT WOULD INCUR MY IRE AND THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE TO GET MORE BLOOD.
DEMONS LOVE EATING CORPSES[edit | edit source]
WHOEVER THAT RIVER STYX GUY IS, HE'S A REAL DAMN CHEAT BECAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU RIGHT TO HELL WITH NO FEE. DRAGGING A DEAD HUMAN (THE LIVE ONES DON'T USUALLY WANT TO GO!) RIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER! AND I LITERALLY MEAN THAT BECAUSE I THEN FEAST ON THEIR CORPSE AND HEAL RIGHT BACK UP!
DEMONS HATE SHOTGUNS[edit | edit source]
IF SILVER BULLETS KILLED WEREWOLVES (THEY DON'T, STOP TRYING) THEN SHOTGUNS WOULD BE THE SILVER BULLET EQUIVALENT OF SLAUGHTER DEMONS. DEMONS, STAY AWAY FROM THEM, YOU WILL GET BLASTED BACK TO TARTARUS.
DEMONS HATE LAUGHTER DEMONS[edit | edit source]
I MEAN ATTACKING THEM WOULD BE SOME PRETTY HIGH LEVELS OF DEMONIC HERESY BUT MY GOD PLEASE INSULT THEM FOR THEIR PRIMAL STUPIDITY. EVEN YOU, HUMANS! THEY DON'T EVEN KILL HUMANS, JUST TAKE THEM TO THEIR HUGBOX DIMENSION! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND IT'S REALLY UNSETTLING AND THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!!
RELEVANT CODE CHANGES[edit | edit source]
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS ONE, VERY BUSY WITH KILLING PEOPLE AT THE MOMENT.
