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Humans spread from arm to arm of the galaxy. But something happened along the way. Mutants, though closer to humanity than other species, are still barred from higher positions in the [[Chain of Command|chain of command]].
 
Humans spread from arm to arm of the galaxy. But something happened along the way. Mutants, though closer to humanity than other species, are still barred from higher positions in the [[Chain of Command|chain of command]].
  
=History=
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=Xenoecology Entry=
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'''Felinids - Homo Felis'''
 
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<s>Cat people</s> Felinids have a long history with Space Station 13. One of the earliest events still recorded, in much simpler times, shows cat ears and tails were perhaps just [[https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/2850 a consumer product]] available in the galaxy. Innocent enough as well, at least concerning what Felinids were, [[https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/8427 pet collars]] became the height of niche fashion a year after cat ears returned to shelves. Though consumers complained cat ears and collars could not be put on together, the manufacturers questioned who would be unable to wear ears on their head, a tail somewhere unpleasant and a collar on their neck all together. Market researchers claimed these complaints were from children not suited to the product given the letters were written in colourful crayon.
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The predecessors to the felinids were nothing more than human beings with too much money or time on their hands.<br> From their birthplace in the Wolf 359 star system and across the galaxy, humans everywhere couldn’t help but fall in love with the minor genetic modification that has led to produce human-feline hybrids.<br> Many don’t share the sentiment however and as such they’ve gone through a lot of racial prejudice in the few decades they’ve been around and still experience prejudice to this day.  
 
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Though the origin of cat ears are missing, we do know that they are currently a novelty item created by [[The Syndicate#Animal Rights Consortium|the Animals Rights Consortium]] in an effort to make you care more for cats by making you more like them, <s>rather than the obvious solution of making cats more like humans with babies instead of kittens</s>. The collars are too, because an inmate pet needs a collar so other people know it's not supposed to be wandering outside of space stations. It took only three months of no response to the crayon complaints before a raving madman broke into the Animal Rights Consortium's headquarters, armed with just a pair of stungloves, a fire extinguisher full of welding fuel and a lit match. The pet loving organisation soon discovered the letters were not written by children, but ''Nanotrasen'' employees <s>and children, we hope, at least the one authorised by a clown's rubber stamp, must have been a birthday party.</s>
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Felinids are anatomically identical to humans aside from the obvious differences of the ears and tail.<br> The appendages are often used by felinids to express emotion and mood, sometimes involuntarily.<br> Felinid ears are incredibly sensitive and as such are much more vulnerable and damaged by loud noises.<br> A few unfortunate side effects of the genetic modification, be it given to a chosen human or passed down to their offspring are as follows.<br> A sensitivity to theobromine, a chemical most commonly found in chocolate, can sometimes lead to nausea, vomiting, and can even be poisonous in large enough quantities.<br> Newly developed aquaphobia or fear of bodies of water are common among felinids.<br> Changes in speech patterns have also been documented but not proven to be a side effect of felinid genes.  
 
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As it turns out, the Animal Rights Consortium had been working on a mad science. The ability to make toy ears and tail out of flesh that cannot be yanked out when <s>mum and dad</s> the AI and Captain open your dorm door. The previous raving madman was told if he got his employers to accept surgery for this new product, he would be the first to receive it outside of the laboratory. This coincided with the time that Nanotrasen was to allow its employees to look unkempt even in front of competitors; tattoos and scars. Naturally, on the day after the madman was offered a catty chance, Nanotrasen declared its shareholders must vote on allowing its employees the privilege of either scars and tattoos or a new plastic surgery. Despite the executive's voice on the announcement wavering along with another man on the microphone yelling at him what to say, and the news of rescheduled deathsquad exercises, ''and'' the sound of weapons fire at the end of the announcement, the executives voted for their [[https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/10209 purrfurred outcome]]. Needless to say, the crazed madman was not the first to receive the infamous ears or tail.
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Despite the racism and prejudice pointed in the direction of Felinids, plenty hold high ranking jobs on stations and ships spread mainly throughout the inner systems.<br> Studying any social behavior quickly reveals the tendency for like attracts like, especially in the case of the Felinids.<br> They are often seen only spending time with one another in any particular crew and may continue to for some time.
 
 
Two years again afterwards and the surgical technology was refined. The hearing of the ears was enhanced, though security's liberal usage of [[Flashbang#Flashbang|flash bangs]] is not helpful to this further modification to make humans care more for their frisky feline pets. Some predictions are that the next modification will be enhanced night vision, which will too cause greater issue with flash bangs, or that claws are the next potential step. Some ask when it will stop, the Animal Rights Consortium don't.
 
 
 
At the same time, reactionaries amongst Nanotrasen ranks helped to encourage [[https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/28395 furred products]] though it was soon found out to be sourced from [[https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/28732 black market chop shops]] that were only legalised in Nanotrasen trade networks due to either executive dislike for Felinids or executive mistrust of coming back alive after going for surgery at an Animal Rights Consortium facility, depending on which rumours you hear in maintenance.
 
 
 
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Revision as of 01:55, 23 February 2022

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Felinid
Genus: Homo Sapiens Felis
Homeworld: Japanifornia and plastic surgery rooms
Central Authority: United Earth Government
Restricted Job Roles: Command Roles
Guides: No external guides


Humans spread from arm to arm of the galaxy. But something happened along the way. Mutants, though closer to humanity than other species, are still barred from higher positions in the chain of command.

Xenoecology Entry

Felinids - Homo Felis

The predecessors to the felinids were nothing more than human beings with too much money or time on their hands.
From their birthplace in the Wolf 359 star system and across the galaxy, humans everywhere couldn’t help but fall in love with the minor genetic modification that has led to produce human-feline hybrids.
Many don’t share the sentiment however and as such they’ve gone through a lot of racial prejudice in the few decades they’ve been around and still experience prejudice to this day.

Felinids are anatomically identical to humans aside from the obvious differences of the ears and tail.
The appendages are often used by felinids to express emotion and mood, sometimes involuntarily.
Felinid ears are incredibly sensitive and as such are much more vulnerable and damaged by loud noises.
A few unfortunate side effects of the genetic modification, be it given to a chosen human or passed down to their offspring are as follows.
A sensitivity to theobromine, a chemical most commonly found in chocolate, can sometimes lead to nausea, vomiting, and can even be poisonous in large enough quantities.
Newly developed aquaphobia or fear of bodies of water are common among felinids.
Changes in speech patterns have also been documented but not proven to be a side effect of felinid genes.

Despite the racism and prejudice pointed in the direction of Felinids, plenty hold high ranking jobs on stations and ships spread mainly throughout the inner systems.
Studying any social behavior quickly reveals the tendency for like attracts like, especially in the case of the Felinids.
They are often seen only spending time with one another in any particular crew and may continue to for some time.

Roleplay

";Nya!"


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