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| − | + | | image = Ian.PNG | |
| − | + | | supervisors = [[Executive Officer]] | |
| − | | | + | | rank = Missing (<b>???</b>) |
| − | | | + | | duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would |
| − | | | + | | guides = [[Chain of Command]] |
| − | + | | headerfontcolor = black | |
| − | + | | access = None | |
| − | + | | caption = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | |
| − | |duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would | + | | access2 = N/A |
| − | |guides = [[Chain of Command]] | + | | difficulty = Impossible |
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** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.) | ** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.) | ||
** C4 (Rip) | ** C4 (Rip) | ||
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==Lisa== | ==Lisa== | ||
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by [[assistant]]s. | It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by [[assistant]]s. | ||
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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | | style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | ||
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| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | | textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells | + | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]] |
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| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | | style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], | + | | '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] |
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| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' | | style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist| | + | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] |
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| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' | | style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells | + | | '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]], [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]], [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]] |
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| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | | style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | ||
| − | | [[Janitor|Bag of | + | | [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]], [[Staff Judge Advocate|Sneaky Dog]], [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]], [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells Funny]], [[Mime|Smells Blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Curator|Lewd Dog]] |
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| + | | style="background: #bdbdbd; text-align: center;" id="munitions" | '''Munitions''' | ||
| + | | [[Master at Arms|Wants LOUD]], [[Munitions Technician|Makes LOUD]], [[Flight Leader|LOUDvoices at LOUD]], [[Fighter Pilot|Owns LOUD]], [[Air Traffic Controller|Gets rid of LOUD]] | ||
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| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | | style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | ||
| − | | [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[ | + | | [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Bridge Staff|Poo On]] |
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| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | | style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | ||
| − | | '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud | + | | '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal Bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]] |
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| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist''' | | style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist''' | ||
| − | | [[Traitor|Smells | + | | [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[Heretic|Smells Like Books]], [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Shadowling|Removed Dog]], [[Nightmare|Readded Dog]], [[Abductor|Smells Like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Spider|Spider Dog]], [[Revenant|Angry Dead Dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone Else Smell That?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty Goo]], [[Devil|Smells Like Brimstone]], [[Blood_Cult|Smells Like Blood]], [[Bloodling|Smells Like Meat]], [[Pirate|Smells Like Rum]], [[Sentient Disease|Smells Like Mutagen]], [[Creep|Forbidden Snack]], [[Fugitives|Dogthinkers]], [[Hunters|Smells Like THE LAW]], [[Syndicate Drop Trooper|Smells Like Bad Dogs]] |
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| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | | style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Ian|Best Dog]] | + | | '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]] |
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| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | | style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | ||
| − | | [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale | + | | [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]] |
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[[Category: Jobs]] | [[Category: Jobs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:16, 12 August 2022
| Ian | |
|---|---|
 Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | |
| Information | |
| Access | None |
| Additional Access | N/A |
| Difficulty | Impossible |
| Supervisors | Executive Officer |
| Rank | Missing (???) |
| Duties | Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would |
| Guides | Chain of Command |
EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR[edit | edit source]
- Head:
- Regular Helmet
- Sunglasses
- Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
- HoP's Hat
- Top Hat
- Kitty Ears
- Clown mask (honk)
- Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
- Detective's Hat
- Sombrero
- Nurse Hat
- Beret
- Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
- Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
- Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
- Bunny Ears
- Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
- Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
- Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
- Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
- Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
- A sheet of paper
- Cargo baseball cap.
- Cardborg Helmet
- A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
- Back:
- Standard Armor
- Station bound radio
- Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
- Fire Extinguisher
- Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
- C4 (Rip)
Lisa[edit | edit source]
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.
