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|jobtitle = Ian
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| duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
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==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
 
==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
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** Sunglasses
 
** Sunglasses
 
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
 
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
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** HoP's Hat
 
** Top Hat
 
** Top Hat
 
** Kitty Ears
 
** Kitty Ears
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** Clown mask (honk)
 
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
 
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
 
** Detective's Hat
 
** Detective's Hat
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** Sombrero (Same with Sheriff Hat.)
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** Sombrero
 
** Nurse Hat
 
** Nurse Hat
 
** Beret
 
** Beret
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** Fire Extinguisher
 
** Fire Extinguisher
 
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
 
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
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** C4 (Rip)
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==Lisa==
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It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by [[assistant]]s.
  
 
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[[File:Candy.png|1024px|middle|link=Greentext]]
  
  
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'''Jobs on /tg/station'''<br>
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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
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| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]'''
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'''Law and Order:''' [[Captain|Alpha Dog]], [[Head of Personnel|Master]], [[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]], [[Detective|Smells like Whiskey]], [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]]
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, [[Lawyer|Paper Dog]]
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| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
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| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]]
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'''Maintenance and Supply:''' [[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]], [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]], [[Janitor|Bag of Treets keeper]], [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Botanist|Smells like "Plants"]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]]
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| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
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'''Medical and Science:''' [[Research Director|Grrrrr]], [[Chief Medical Officer|Smells like cat]], [[Chemist|Smells like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells like death]], [[Medical Doctor|Smells like makefeelgood]], [[Virologist|Smells like everything]], [[Roboticist|Maker of loud buzzy things]], [[Scientist|Trouble]]
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| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]]
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'''Civil Duty Jobs:''' [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Bartender|Tastes like whiskey]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Chef|Keeper of the foods]], [[Clown|Smells funny]], [[Mime|Smells blank]], [[Librarian|Submissive Dog]]
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| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
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| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]]
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'''Nonhuman Class:''' [[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]], [[Cyborg|Loud buzzy thing]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is that a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
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| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
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'''Enemy Agents:''' [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Changeling|Every Dog]], [[Xenos|Spiney Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]]
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| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]], [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]], [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]]
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'''Special Jobs:''' [[Space Ninja|Anyone else smell that?]], [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]
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| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
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| [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]], [[Staff Judge Advocate|Sneaky Dog]], [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]], [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells Funny]], [[Mime|Smells Blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Curator|Lewd Dog]]
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| style="background: #bdbdbd; text-align: center;" id="munitions" | '''Munitions'''
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| [[Master at Arms|Wants LOUD]], [[Munitions Technician|Makes LOUD]], [[Flight Leader|LOUDvoices at LOUD]], [[Fighter Pilot|Owns LOUD]], [[Air Traffic Controller|Gets rid of LOUD]]
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| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
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| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Bridge Staff|Poo On]]
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| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
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| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal Bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
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| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist'''
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| [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[Heretic|Smells Like Books]], [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Shadowling|Removed Dog]], [[Nightmare|Readded Dog]], [[Abductor|Smells Like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Spider|Spider Dog]], [[Revenant|Angry Dead Dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone Else Smell That?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty Goo]], [[Devil|Smells Like Brimstone]], [[Blood_Cult|Smells Like Blood]], [[Bloodling|Smells Like Meat]], [[Pirate|Smells Like Rum]], [[Sentient Disease|Smells Like Mutagen]], [[Creep|Forbidden Snack]], [[Fugitives|Dogthinkers]], [[Hunters|Smells Like THE LAW]], [[Syndicate Drop Trooper|Smells Like Bad Dogs]]
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| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
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| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]
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| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races'''
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| [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]]  
 
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 12 August 2022

Ian
Ian.PNG
Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.
Information
AccessNone
Additional AccessN/A
DifficultyImpossible
SupervisorsExecutive Officer
RankMissing (???)
DutiesBeing immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
GuidesChain of Command


EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR[edit | edit source]

  • Head:
    • Regular Helmet
    • Sunglasses
    • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
    • HoP's Hat
    • Top Hat
    • Kitty Ears
    • Clown mask (honk)
    • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
    • Detective's Hat
    • Sombrero
    • Nurse Hat
    • Beret
    • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
    • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
    • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
    • Bunny Ears
    • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
    • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
    • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
    • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
    • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
    • A sheet of paper
    • Cargo baseball cap.
    • Cardborg Helmet
    • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
  • Back:
    • Standard Armor
    • Station bound radio
    • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
    • Fire Extinguisher
    • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
    • C4 (Rip)

Lisa[edit | edit source]

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.

Candy.png


Jobs on NSV13
Command Alpha Dog, Master
Security Bigger Dog, Pee On, Butt Sniffer, Smells Like Whiskey
Engineering Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange
Science Grrrrr, Trouble, Maker of Loud Buzzy Things
Medical Smells Like Cat, Smells Like Makefeelgood, Smells Like Bad, Smells Like Death, Smells Like Plague
Service Bag of Treats Keeper, Sneaky Dog, Tastes Like whiskey, Keeper of the Foods, Smells Like "Plants", Smells Funny, Smells Blank, Barking, Lewd Dog
Munitions Wants LOUD, Makes LOUD, LOUDvoices at LOUD, Owns LOUD, Gets rid of LOUD
Civilian Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Threat, Bark at constantly, Poo On
Non-human Loudvoicefromwall, Loud Buzzy Thing, Loudvoicefromcube, Metal Bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is That a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST!
Antagonist Smells Like Telecrystals, VERYloudvoicefromwall, Smells Like Everyone, Smells Like Books, Bad Dogs, Magic Dog, Removed Dog, Readded Dog, Smells Like Ayy, Spiney Dogs, Spider Dog, Angry Dead Dog, Anyone Else Smell That?, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog, Tasty Goo, Smells Like Brimstone, Smells Like Blood, Smells Like Meat, Smells Like Rum, Smells Like Mutagen, Forbidden Snack, Dogthinkers, Smells Like THE LAW, Smells Like Bad Dogs
Special Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog Catchers!, Time Bark, Loudvoicefromskirt, Best Dog
Races Mans, Scale Mans, Buzz Mans, Fire Mans, Vegetable Mans, Rock Mans, DIRTY CATS, Glowy Mans, Strange Mans
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