Ian

SPECIAL STAFF
Ian	Access: None Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Rank: Not defined Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

• Head:
  • Regular Helmet
  • Sunglasses
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
  • HoP's Hat
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears
  • Clown mask (honk)
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero
  • Nurse Hat
  • Beret
  • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Bunny Ears
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
  • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
  • A sheet of paper
  • Cargo baseball cap.
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
• Back:
  • Standard Armor
  • Station bound radio
  • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
  • C4 (Rip)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.

Jobs on /tg/station
	Command	Alpha Dog, Master
	Security	Bigger Dog, Pee On, Butt Sniffer, Smells Like Whiskey
	Engineering	Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange
	Science	Grrrrr, Trouble, Maker of Loud Buzzy Things
	Medical	Smells Like Cat, Smells Like Makefeelgood, Smells Like Bad, Smells Like Death, Smells Like Plague
	Service	Bag of Treets Keeper, Tastes Like whiskey, Keeper of the Foods, Smells Like "Plants", Smells Funny, Smells Blank, Barking, Lewd Dog
	Munitions	Wants LOUD, Makes LOUD, LOUDvoices at LOUD, Owns LOUD, Gets rid of LOUD
	Civilian	Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Threat, Bark at constantly, Sneaky Dog, Poo On
	Non-human	Loudvoicefromwall, Loud Buzzy Thing, Loudvoicefromcube, Metal Bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is That a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST!
	Antagonist	Smells Like Telecrystals, VERYloudvoicefromwall, Smells Like Everyone, Bad Dogs, Magic Dog, Removed Dog, Readded Dog, Smells Like Ayy, Spiney Dogs, Spider Dog, Angry Dead Dog, Anyone Else Smell That?, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog, Tasty Goo, Smells Like Brimstone, Smells Like Blood, Smells Like Rum, Smells Like Mutagen, Forbidden Snack, Dogthinkers, Smells Like THE LAW
	Special	Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog Catchers!, Time Bark, Loudvoicefromskirt, Best Dog
	Races	Mans, Scale Mans, Buzz Mans, Fire Mans, Vegetable Mans, Rock Mans, DIRTY CATS, Glowy Mans, Strange Mans