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== Law and order ==
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== Command ==
  
 
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|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
 
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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== Security ==
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
 
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
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|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
 
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
 
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|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
 
 
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== Maintenance and supply ==
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== Engineering ==
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|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
 
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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== Science ==
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
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|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.
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|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
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![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
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|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
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|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
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![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
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|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery.  
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
 
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|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when monsters robust you.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
 
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|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
 
 
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== Medical and Science ==
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== Medical ==
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
 
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|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
 
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
 
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
 
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
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|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
 
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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== Supply ==
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![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery.  
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|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
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|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
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|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
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|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when monsters robust you.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
 
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== Civil duty jobs ==
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== Civilian ==
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|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, '''EVER''' remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
 
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, '''EVER''' remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
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|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
 
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
 
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
 
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
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|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
 
![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
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|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
 
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
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|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
 
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Revision as of 18:02, 1 March 2014

In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and Space Law.


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Command

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain 		Be responsible for the station. Manage station Heads of Staff. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the HoP. aVery Hard
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Head of Personnel 		Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the Clown all-access, judge the unworthy assistants, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station needs deserves. Protect Ian or die trying! bMedium

Security

Job Role Difficulty
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Head of Security 		Make sure your team isn't Shitcurity. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than leeches. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because YOU ARE THE LAW. Have blood feuds with the Warden. aVery Hard
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Security Officer 		Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". bVery Hard
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Warden 		Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security. bHard
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Detective 		Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. cMedium

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Chief Engineer 		Fly around in space while your Subordinates burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity. bHard
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Station Engineer 		Set up the singularity Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician 		Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. cMedium

Science

Job Role Difficulty
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Research Director 		Oversee the demented manchildren of your department. Build Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station. bHard
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Scientist 		Get tossed in disposal by the Research Director, nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. cMedium
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Roboticist 		Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. dEasy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Chief Medical Officer 		Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all). bMedium
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Medical Doctor 		Heal people. Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to the dungeon surgery and give them a sex change appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. cEasy
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Chemist 		Make Chloral Hydrate and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Make "candy pills" and refuse to shut up about them. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Tricordrazine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. dEasy
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Geneticist 		Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Clone Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the chef. Get bombed every round. cMedium
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Virologist 		Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever in your dungeon. cMedium

Supply

Job Role Difficulty
Generic qm.png
Quartermaster 		Order crates and make sure your slaves do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the Revolution. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian. Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime. cMedium
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Cargo Technician 		Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal emitters cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns. dEasy
Generic shaft.png
Shaft Miner 		Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were rocks monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when monsters robust you. dMedium

Civilian

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant 		AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown. fNone
Generic janitor.png
Janitor 		Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. dEasy
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Bartender 		Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". dEasy
Generic botanist.png
Botanist 		Grow the good stuff grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke weed dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. dMedium
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Chef 		"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. dEasy
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Clown 		Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! eHONK!
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Mime 		... [Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.] e...
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Chaplain 		Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty God admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water. dEasy
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Librarian 		Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. dEasy
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Lawyer 		Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. cEasy

Nonhuman jobs

Job Role Difficulty
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AI 		Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. aVery Hard
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Cyborg 		Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. bHard
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Personal AI 		Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. dEasy
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Construct 		Obey your master, who is either worshiping Narsie or something worse. cMedium
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Ghost 		Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. fGhastly!

Enemy jobs

Job Role Difficulty
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Nuclear Agent 		Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. aVery Hard
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Changeling 		Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part- Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. bHard
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Xenomorph 		Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno. bHard
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Wizard 		FORTI GY AMA!! then EI NATH!! 0Very Hard

Special Jobs

Job Role Difficulty
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Death Squad Officer 		USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN ON EVERYTHING! bHard
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Space Ninja 		Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. bHard
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