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![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ||
− | |Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. | + | |Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Give Ian your hat. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. |
− | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | + | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard or Impossible |
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
− | |Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!''' | + | |Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!''' Become the Captain when he is killed by a [[Head of Personnel|unknown]] guy. |
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ||
− | |Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | + | |Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the [[Warden]]. |
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ||
− | |Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". | + | |Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Let those nice [[Nuke]] People robust the the Captain, because they are fellow redshirts. |
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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== Maintenance and supply == | == Maintenance and supply == |
Revision as of 22:49, 4 February 2014
In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and Space Law.
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Law and order
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Captain |
Be responsible for the station. Manage station Heads of Staff. Give Ian your hat. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the HoP. | Very Hard or Impossible | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Head of Personnel |
Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the Clown all-access, judge the unworthy assistants, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station |
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Head of Security |
Make sure your team isn't Shitcurity. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than leeches. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because YOU ARE THE LAW. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | Very Hard | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Security Officer |
Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Let those nice Nuke People robust the the Captain, because they are fellow redshirts. | Maintenance and supply
Medical and Science
Civil duty jobs
Nonhuman jobs
Enemy jobs
Special Jobs
| Hard