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![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
 
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|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.Robust the Clown because Redcoats aren't doing their Jobs.And Never stay on the station when you are needed, and always leave the game and Come back with armor,gun,id,sexy hat,underlings,Robusting powers,and HoP Missing
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|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.Robust the Clown because Redcoats aren't doing their Jobs.
 
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
 
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
 
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
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|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden. Fuckkkkkkk Up the Prisoners cuz their were coughing. (Do this in INFITE CYCLES)
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|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
 
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
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|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".Have Sex with the only Female on the Station because you got lonely.
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|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
 
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
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|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.Weld the Armory doors shut and get bitched at.
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|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
 
![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
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|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. Always say in two minutes of the crime "THE FUCKIN CLOWN DID IT" and it turns out to be the [[Mime]]
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|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
 
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
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|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prosthesis. And when you get caught hacking say that a dying man is in there.  
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|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prostisis.
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 
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![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
 
![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. And be all means the clown is GREAT GUY until he infects your PDA with a virus.
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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. And be all means the clown is GREAT GUY until he infects your PDA with a virus
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
 
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
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|Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". Go to your beer closest weld it shut. Tell the HoS to suck a dick, then cover up by saying "I WAS DRUNKsssss…."
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|Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
 
![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
 
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''
 
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''
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!<span style="display: none;">e</span>(AGH I CAN'T TALK!)
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!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
 
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
 
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
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|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible.By bible we mean Cults book of Cultness. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
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|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
 
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
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|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. Find a way to have kids on the Station.
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|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 
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![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
 
![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
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| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. HONK to support the clown. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]].Use the Cyborgs to Rule the Station.
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| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]].Use the Cyborgs to Rule the Station.
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
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![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
 
![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
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|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. If the AI is Rogue walk right up to the Captain and robust his ass.
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|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
 
![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
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|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja.Be Turn into a Soul Golem instead of a ninja.
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|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja.
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly & Ghouly!
 
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly & Ghouly!
 
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]]
 
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]]
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|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian and his little puppy to.  
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|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.  
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Nukey
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
 
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![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
 
![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
 
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
 
|'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!'''
 
|'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!'''
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!<span style="display: none;">0</span>Very FUCKIN hard
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!<span style="display: none;">0</span>Glorious Failure
 
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![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
 
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
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|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves.  Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. Throw Ninja Stars like the Jap you are.Be Stealthy for 5 seconds and kill everything that moves.
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|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves.  Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. Throw Ninja Stars like the Jap you are.
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 
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Revision as of 23:52, 29 September 2013

In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and Space Law.


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Law and order

Job Role Difficulty
Generic captain.png
Captain 		Be responsible for the station. Manage station Heads of Staff. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.Robust the Clown because Redcoats aren't doing their Jobs.
Generic hop.png
Head of Personnel 		Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the Clown all-access, judge the unworthy assistants, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station needs deserves. bHard
Generic hos.png
Head of Security 		Make sure your team isn't Shitcurity. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than leeches. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because YOU ARE THE LAW. Have blood feuds with the Warden. aVery Hard
Generic security.png
Security Officer 		Deal with the various dirty fucking criminals running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". bHard
Generic warden.png
Warden 		Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security. bHard
Generic detective.png
Detective 		Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. cMedium
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Lawyer 		Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. cMedium

Maintenance and supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Chief Engineer 		Fly around in space while your Subordinates burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity. bHard
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Station Engineer 		Set up the singularity Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician 		Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. cMedium
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Janitor 		Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.Get borged and become a Janitor Cyborg. dEasy
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Quartermaster 		Order crates and make sure your slaves do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the Revolution. Order virus crates and release them. Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian. Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime. cMedium
Generic cargo.png
Cargo Technician 		Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal emitters cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns. dEasy
Generic shaft.png
Shaft Miner 		Get 100 diamonds for robotics so they can build their big stompy mechs (and never let you use them). Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were rocks. dEasy
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Botanist 		Grow the good stuff grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke weed dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. dEasy

Medical and Science

Job Role Difficulty
Generic rd.png
Research Director 		Oversee the demented manchildren of your department. Build Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station. bHard
Generic cmo.png
Chief Medical Officer 		Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all). bHard
MedicalDoctor.png
Medical Doctor 		Heal people. Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to the dungeon surgery and give them a sex change appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prostisis. cMedium
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Chemist 		Make Chloral Hydrate and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Make "candy pills" and refuse to shut up about them. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Tricordrazine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. dEasy
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Geneticist 		Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Turn yourself into a monkey and get killed. cMedium
Generic virologist.png
Virologist 		Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever in your dungeon. cMedium
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Roboticist 		Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. And be all means the clown is GREAT GUY until he infects your PDA with a virus dEasy
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Scientist 		Get tossed in disposal by the Research Director, nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. cMedium

Civil duty jobs

Job Role Difficulty
Generic assistant2.png
Assistant 		AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown fGood for Beginners
Generic barman.png
Bartender 		Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". dEasy
Generic chef.png
Chef 		"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. Be brutally murdered by your pet goat. dEasy
Generic clown.png
Clown 		Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! eHONK!
Generic mime.png
Mime 		... [Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.] e...
Generic chaplain.png
Chaplain 		Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty God admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water. dEasy
Generic librarian.png
Librarian 		Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. dEasy

Nonhuman jobs

Job Role Difficulty
AI.gif
AI 		Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown.Use the Cyborgs to Rule the Station. aVery Hard
Generic borg.png
Cyborg 		Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. bHard
Pai.png
Personal AI 		Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. dEasy
Shade.png
Construct 		Obey your master, who is either worshiping Narsie or something worse. cMedium
Ghost2.png
Ghost 		Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. fGhastly & Ghouly!

Enemy jobs

Job Role Difficulty
Generic nukesyndie.png
Nuclear Agent 		Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. aVery Hard
Changeling.gif
Changeling 		Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part- Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. bHard
Alien.png
Xenomorph 		Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno. bHard
Generic wizard.png
Wizard 		FORTI GY AMA!! then EI NATH!! 0Glorious Failure

Special Jobs

Job Role Difficulty
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Death Squad Officer 		USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN ON EVERYTHING! bHard
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Space Ninja 		Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. Throw Ninja Stars like the Jap you are. bHard
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