Ian

SPECIAL STAFF
Ian	Access: None Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Rank: Not defined Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

• Head:
  • Regular Helmet
  • Sunglasses
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
  • HoP's Hat
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears
  • Clown mask (honk)
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero
  • Nurse Hat
  • Beret
  • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Bunny Ears
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
  • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
  • A sheet of paper
  • Cargo baseball cap.
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
• Back:
  • Standard Armor
  • Station bound radio
  • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.

Jobs on /tg/station

Law and Order: Alpha Dog, Master, Bigger Dog, Smells like Whiskey, Pee On, Butt Sniffer , Paper Dog Maintenance and Supply: Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange, Bag of Treets keeper, Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Smells like "Plants", Outside Dog Medical and Science: Grrrrr, Smells like cat, Smells like Bad, Smells like death, Smells like makefeelgood, Smells like everything, Maker of loud buzzy things, Trouble Civil Duty Jobs: Threat, Bark at constantly, Tastes like whiskey, Barking, Keeper of the foods, Smells funny, Smells blank, Lewd Dog Nonhuman Class: Loudvoicefromwall, Loud buzzy thing, Metal bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is that a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST! Enemy Agents: Bad Dogs, Yawn, Every Dog, Armed Dog, Maintenance Dog, Spiney Dogs, Magic Dog, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog Special Jobs: Bark, Sniff & Arf, Best Dog, Who?, Anyone else smell that?, Dog catchers!, Bigger Alpha Dogs