Ian
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Revision as of 04:01, 15 November 2016 by imported>XDTM (→Lisa)
SPECIAL STAFF | |
Ian |
Access: None Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Rank: Not defined Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. |
EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR
- Head:
- Regular Helmet
- Sunglasses
- Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
- HoP's Hat
- Top Hat
- Kitty Ears
- Clown mask (honk)
- Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
- Detective's Hat
- Sombrero
- Nurse Hat
- Beret
- Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
- Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
- Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
- Bunny Ears
- Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
- Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
- Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
- Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
- Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
- A sheet of paper
- Cargo baseball cap.
- Cardborg Helmet
- A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
- Back:
- Standard Armor
- Station bound radio
- Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
- Fire Extinguisher
- Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
- C4 (Rip)
Lisa
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.