Difference between revisions of "Ian"
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− | + | | style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | |
− | ''' | + | | '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''' |
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− | -- | + | | textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' |
− | ''' | + | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells like Whiskey]] |
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− | + | | style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | |
− | - | + | | '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] |
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− | ---- | + | | style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' |
− | ''' | + | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Maker of loud buzzy things]], [[Roboticist|Trouble]] |
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− | ''' | + | | style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' |
− | -- | + | | '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells like cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells like makefeelgood]], [[Chemist|Smells like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells like death]], [[Virologist|Smells like plague]] |
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+ | | style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | ||
+ | | [[Janitor|Bag of Treets keeper]], [[Bartender|Tastes like whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the foods]], [[Botanist|Smells like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells funny]], [[Mime|Smells blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Librarian|Lewd Dog]] | ||
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+ | | style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | ||
+ | | [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Lawyer]] | ||
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+ | | style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | ||
+ | | '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud buzzy thing]], [[Positronic Brain]], [[Drone|Metal bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is that a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Adamantine Golem]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]] | ||
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+ | | style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist''' | ||
+ | | [[Traitor|Smells like telecrystals]], [[Changeling|Smells like everyone]], [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Shadowling|Maintenance Dog]], [[Abductor|Smells like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Revenant|Angry dead dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone else smell that?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty goo]], [[Devil|Smells like brimstone]] | ||
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+ | | style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | ||
+ | | '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog catchers!]], [[Ian|Best Dog]], who? | ||
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+ | | style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | ||
+ | | [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]] | ||
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Revision as of 22:27, 17 May 2016
SPECIAL STAFF | |
Ian |
Access: None Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Rank: Not defined Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. |
EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR
- Head:
- Regular Helmet
- Sunglasses
- Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
- HoP's Hat
- Top Hat
- Kitty Ears
- Clown mask (honk)
- Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
- Detective's Hat
- Sombrero
- Nurse Hat
- Beret
- Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
- Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
- Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
- Bunny Ears
- Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
- Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
- Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
- Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
- Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
- A sheet of paper
- Cargo baseball cap.
- Cardborg Helmet
- A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
- Back:
- Standard Armor
- Station bound radio
- Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
- Fire Extinguisher
- Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
- C4 (Rip)
Lisa
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.