Bar

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Recreational Area
Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill
Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, freezer room, and a theatre for performances!
Obvious exits	South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north-west to the Theatre, north to maintenance, east to Kitchen
Purpose	Host barfights
Access level
Noteworthy contents	A piano, Booze-O-Mat, four tables for 4x customers and one table for 3x
Clearance	Everyone
Security level	Low
Style	Bar/Theatre
Balance Requirements	No major balance requirements
Other Notes
Locations on NSV13

Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!

Bar

The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. Seating is plentiful. So are distractions like arcade and slot machines.

The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks. There is also a back room where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place.

Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.

By default the bar is the Maltese Falcon, but the bartender can change this sign to any number of fun themes!

Theatre

This is the starting location for the trustworthy Clown and the shy but competitive Mime. Requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has a random instrument in its corner at the start of a shift. You can annoy the shit out of everyone play awesome music with it and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the dorms.

Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.

Locations on Hammerhead
General	Service	Medical	Cargo	Science	Engineering	Security	Munitions	Command	Outside
Arrivals Dormitory Departures Escape Shuttle Locker Room Maintenance Primary Tool Storage Waste Disposal	Bar Chapel Custodial Closet Hydroponics Kitchen and Freezer Library Theatre	Medbay Chemistry Lab Chemistry Manufacturing Chief Medical Officer's Office Cloning Genetics Medbay Storage Morgue Operating Theatre Patient Room Virology	Supplies Cargo Bay Cargo Office Delivery Office Mining Dock Quartermaster's Office	Research Division Nanite Lab Research and Development Lab Research Director's Office Robotics Lab Server Room Toxins Lab Toxins Test Chamber Xenobiology Lab	Engineering Atmospherics Incinerator Chief Engineer's Office Construction Area Engineering Hangar Gravity Generator Room Solars Engineering Storage Rooms Telecommunications	Armory Brig Brig Physician's Office Courtroom Detective's Office Head of Security's Office Law Office Prison Wing Security Equipment Room Security Posts Brig Control	Hangar Bay Hangar Armoury ATC Rooms Weapons Bay Arms Depot Master at Arms' Office	AI Satellite AI Upload Bridge CIC Captain's Quarters War Room E.V.A. Gateway XO's Office Teleporter Vault	Central Command Space