Guide to food

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You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu Crafting menu hud icon.png or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave Microwave.png.

Species Dietary Requirements

Due to the navy’s high diversity in species and due to the multiple counts of murder after having fed a lizard crew too much bread, or having given the Felinid crew enough milk to make the restrooms look like the aftermath of a visit to Fries the Meat.
As such Nanotrasen has deemed it fit to include a list of every species dietary requirements.
You will read it or clean the aftermath.

Species Likes Dislikes Allergic
Human Junkfood and Fried Food Raw Food, don’t feed them a raw steak.
Gross Food, such as brain cake.
N/A
Lizard Raw Food, give them a raw steak from the freezer.
Gross Food, such as brain cake.
Grain, such as bread and anything made with flour.
Dairy, such as milk and cheese.
N/A
Fly People Vomit, they produce their own food from what they eat. N/A N/A
Mothmen Vegetables, give them a carrot.
Dairy, give them a block of cheese.
Cloth, give them a pair of boxers or a jumpsuit to devour.
Blood, sometimes they like the taste of it.
Fruit, don’t give them an apple cake.
Gross Food, such as brain cake.
Meat, don’t give them a steak.
Raw Food, don’t give them raw food.
Felinid Dairy, such as cheese and milk, however don’t feed them too much milk.
Meat, give them a whole carp.
Vegetables, don’t give them a carrot.
Sugar, don’t give them a sugar cookie.
Cocoa, commonly known as Chocolate, it’s pure poison to them.
Squid People Almost anything. N/A Fried Food
Ethereal Finest power produced from an APC untouched by the evilness of an EMP.
Power bars, available in your local snack vending machine.
Empowered Burgers.
N/A N/A
Apid Vegetables, give them a carrot.
Fruits, give them an apple.
Gross Food, don’t give them anything you wouldn’t give to your pet.
Dairy, such as milk and cheese.
Meat, don’t give them a steak.
Raw Food, don’t give them unprepared food.
Oozeling Anything, this species eats literally anything they can get their hands on. N/A Water
Plasmamen Vegetables, give them a carrot.
Milk, give them a glass of it.
Fruits, don’t give them an apple. Bone Hurting Juice, they’re made of bones, you do the math here.
IPC The finest power freshly siphoned from a virgin APC untouched by the hands of organics N/A N/A

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a sausage Sausage.png:

  1. Grab two pieces of meat Meat.png from your fridge.
  2. Put one of the pieces of meat Meat.png into the food processor Processor.png.
  3. Click the food processor Processor.png to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a meatball Meatball.png.
  4. Place the other piece of meat Meat.png on any table R-table.png.
  5. Vend a kitchen knife Knife.png from the dinnerware vendor Venddinnerware.gif, and use it on the piece of meat Meat.png. It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets Rawmeatcutlet.png.
  6. Put two of the raw meat cutlets Rawmeatcutlet.png into a microwave Microwave.png (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
  7. Turn on the microwave Microwave.png by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets Rawmeatcutlet.png should turn into cutlets Meatcutlet.png.
  8. Place the meatball Meatball.png and the two cutlets Meatcutlet.png on the same tile (such as the same table).
  9. Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the meatball Meatball.png and the two cutlets Meatcutlet.png. Click the crafting menu HUD icon Crafting menu hud icon.png to open the crafting menu.
  10. In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
  11. If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage Sausage.png.

Ingredients

Butcherknife.pngButcheringGibber.png

This is how you get your meat Meat.png.

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture Food name How to acquire
Meat.png Meat Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object Knife.png on harm intent Intent Harm.png.
Bear meat.png Bear Meat Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object Knife.png on harm intent Intent Harm.png.
Fish fillet.png Carp Fillet Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object Knife.png on harm intent Intent Harm.png.
Crab meat raw.png Raw Crab Meat Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object Knife.png on harm intent Intent Harm.png.
Spider leg.png Spider Leg Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object Knife.png on harm intent Intent Harm.png.
Spider meat.png Spider Meat Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object Knife.png on harm intent Intent Harm.png.

Knife.pngRolling Pin.png Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture Food name How to acquire
Breadslice.png Bread Slice Slice any bread with your knife.
Cakeslice.png Cake Slice Slice any
cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your knife
Pizzaslice.png Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife
Doughslice.png Dough Slice Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
Flatdough.png Flat Dough Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
Rawmeatcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife.
Piedough.png Pie Dough Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
Rawpastrybase.png Raw Pastry Base Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
Pineappleslice.png Pineapple Slice Slice a pineapple with your knife
Potato wedges.png Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife
Onionslice.png Onion Slice Slice an onion with your knife
Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife

Processor.png Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture Processes Condiments
Bacon.png Raw Bacon Process one
Raw Cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
.
Meatball.png Meatball Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawMeatball
Tatortot.png Tator Tot Process one potato.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one plate of
potato wedges
Slice a potato with your knife
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot
Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soy bean
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
Tortilla.png Tortilla Process one corn
Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato

Blender.png All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your Chemmaster.gif CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Nutriment.png Vitamin Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute and burn damage.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil Grind chilis.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Grind a slime extract.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks
Rice.png Rice Grind rice stalks
Ricebowl.png Rice Bowl Mix 10 + 10 water in a bowl
Dough.png Dough Mix 15u + 10u water
Cakebatter.png Cake Batter Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
Begg.png Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker
Brokenbottle.png Secret Sauce Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper.
BBQSauce.png Bbq Sauce 3 parts
Saline-Glucose Solution
1 part
Sodium Chloride
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water

1 part Water

1 part Sugar

1 part
ash
1 part
Oil
1 part Welding Fuel

1 part Carbon

1 part Hydrogen

Temperature 480K

1 part tomato juice
1 part pepper

Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Salt.png Salt 1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium
1 part Water

Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.

Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
Brokenbottle.png Peptides Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Trophazole. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment + 5 universal enzyme
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)

End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.

Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
Butter.png Butter Mix 15 milk in the grinder
Butter on a stick.png Butter on a stick Insert a metal rod Rods.png into
butter
Mix 15 milk in the grinder
Mayonnaise.png Mayonnaise Grind
egg yolk
Break an egg into a beaker
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugarcane
Condi astrotame.png Astrotame Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
Caramel glass.png Caramel Heat to 413.15K
Brokenbottle.png Corn starch Juice corn
Brokenbottle.png Corn Syrup Mix 1 part + 1 part sulphuric acid, heat to 374K

Results in 5 parts instead of 2. 1.2u decays into 3u sugar in body per tick.

Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind
donuts
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit

Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.

Cherry.png Cherry Jelly Grind cherries
Bluecherry.png Blue Cherry Jelly Grind blue cherries
Cup Ramen.png Dry Ramen Buy Cup Ramen.
Cup Ramen.png Hot Ramen Mix 3 parts dry ramen with 1 part water. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. Warms you up to safe levels.
Cup Ramen.png Hell Ramen Mix 6 parts hot ramen with 1 part capsaicin oil. Results in 6 parts instead of 7. Can warm you to unsafe levels.

Microwave.png Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
Baconcooked.png Bacon Microwave a raw bacon.
Bread.png Plain Bread Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
Bun.png Bun Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
Pastrybase.png Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
Pizzabread.png Pizza Bread Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
Pie.gif Plain Pie Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
Regularcake.png Plain Cake Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
Meatcutlet.png Cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave meat
Crab meat.png Crab Meat Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave a corn.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
Begg.png Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
Khinkali.png Khinkali Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
Onionrings.png Onion Rings Microwave an onion slice.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Appendix
Bun, grass 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
Baconburger.png Bacon Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3
cooked bacon
Microwave a
raw bacon
Process one
Raw Cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
Bun, bacon 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin The perfect combination of all things American
Beargur.png Bearger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
Bun, meat, salmon 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Best served rawr.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3
meat steak
Microwave meat
+ 2
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Bun, beef patty 10 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Brain
Bun, brains 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Burger.png Plain Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
meat steak
Microwave meat
Bun, beef patty 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
CheeseburgerNew.png Cheese burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
meat steak
Microwave meat
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Bun, beef patty, cheese 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
Chickenburger.png Chicken Sandwich 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5u
mayonnaise
Grind
egg yolk
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 1 chicken
meat steak
Microwave meat
Bun, chicken, A smiling white-haired man's deep accent 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 3 Mayonnaise, 2 Cooking oil A delicious chicken sandwich, it is said the proceeds from this treat helps criminalize disarming people on the space frontier.
Burger.png Corgi burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 corgi
meat steak
Microwave meat
Bun, corgi meat 2 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin You monster
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Clown Mask
Bun, a bad joke 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Crab burger.png Crab Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 crab meat
Bun, crab meat 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
Crazyhamburger.gif Crazy Hamburger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 4
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 2 death nettles + 20 units
cooking oil
1 part
Oil
1 part Welding Fuel

1 part Carbon

1 part Hydrogen

1 part Sugar
1 part Hydrogen

1 part Carbon
+ 2 chili peppers + 1
meat steak
Microwave meat
Bun, beef patty, cheese, beef soaked in chili, a smoking flare 1 Nutriment This looks like the sort of food that a demented clown in a trenchcoat would make
Empowered burger.gif Empowered Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 Plasma sheets
Bun, pure electricity 8 Nutriment, 20 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
Fivealarmburger.png Five Alarm Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 ghost chilis + 1
meat steak
Microwave meat
Bun, extreme heat 6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
Ghostburger.gif Ghost Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 ectoplasm + 2 units
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
Bun, ectoplasm 5 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt Terror-ifficly tasty.
Baseball.png Home Run Baseball Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 baseball bat
Bun, a home run 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
Burger.png Human burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 human
meat steak
Microwave meat
Bun, long pig 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Shares the name of your victim. People will know right off if you're feeding them their crewmates.
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
Slime Jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
or 5 units
Bun, jelly 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
Mcguffin.png McGuffin 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2
cooked bacon pieces
Microwave a
raw bacon
Process one
Raw Cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 1
fried egg
1 egg + 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1 unit pepper
Muffin, bacon 1 Nutriment, 3 egg yolk A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
Mcrib.png McRib 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
BBQ Ribs
2
meat steak
Microwave meat
+ 2 rods + 5u
BBQ sauce
3 parts
Saline-Glucose Solution
1 part
Sodium Chloride
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water

1 part Water

1 part Sugar

1 part
ash
1 part
Oil
1 part Welding Fuel

1 part Carbon

1 part Hydrogen

Temperature 480K

1 part tomato juice

1 part pepper
+ 1
onion slice
Slice an onion with your knife
Bun, pork patty 3 Vitamin, 5 BBQ sauce An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 mime mask
Bun, beef patty 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Prettypatty.gif Pretty Patty 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
meat steak
Microwave meat
+ 1 crayon (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, or white)
Bun, beef patty 5 Nutriment, 10 Colorful Reagent Comes in 8 delicious colours!
Ratburger.png Rat Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 dead mouse
Dead rat, bun 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
Soylentburg.png Soylent Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1
Soylent Green
2
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 Human Meat
Bun, assistant 5 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin An eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
Spell.png Spell Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 wizard hat
Bun, magic 6 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 5
meat steaks
Microwave meat
+ 4 tomatoes + 2
boiled eggs
Microwave an egg
+ 1
piece of bacon
Microwave a
raw bacon
Process one
Raw Cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 5 units
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 5 units pepper
Bun, type two diabetes 44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
tofu
Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
Bun, tofu 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
Bun, acid 2 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Ali-yum!

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Baguette.png Baguette 2
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1 unit pepper
Bread 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mimes favorite.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 3
boiled eggs
Microwave an egg
+ 5 units milk + 1 banana
Bread 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
BreadcatTwoPointOh.gif Bread Cat 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 1 Cat Ears + 1 Cat Tail + 3 Meat slabs + 50u Blood + 5u
Strange Reagent
1 part
Unstable Mutagen
1 part Chlorine

1 part Phosphorus

1 part Radium

1 part
Omnizine
Grown from Ambrosia Deus or found in lollipops and heated Donk Pockets

1 part Holy Water
N/A N/A It's a cat... with a bread!
What did you even expect?
Butterbiscuit.png Butter Biscuit 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
butter
Mix 15 milk in the grinder
Butter, biscuit 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog.png Butterdog 1
bun
Microwave a
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3
butter
Mix 15 milk in the grinder
Butter, exotic butter 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A dog made from exotic butters, butter dog!
Butteredtoast.png Buttered Toast 1
plain bread slice
Slice any bread with your knife.
+ 1
butter
Mix 15 milk in the grinder
Butter, toast 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 2
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 5 units milk
Bread, cheese 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Garlicbread.png Garlic Bread 1
plain bread slice
Slice any bread with your knife.
+ 1
butter
Mix 15 milk in the grinder
+ 1 garlic
Bread, garlic, butter 5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice Alas, it is limited.
Hotcrossbun.png Hot cross bun 1
plain bread slice
Slice any bread with your knife.
+ 1
N/A 6 Nutriment, 1 Sugar A spiced sweet bun usually made with fruit, marked with a cross on the top, and traditionally eaten on Good Friday. Not made from a pastry base, because a sweet bun is different from a pastry apparently. Not made from a bun, as the buns we have are hamburger buns.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1
plain bread slice
Slice any bread with your knife.
+ 5u
Slime Jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
or
Toast, jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Meatbread.png Meatbread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 3
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 3
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Bread, meat 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mimanabread.png Mimana Bread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 3
tofu
Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
+ 5 units Soy milk + 1 mimana
Bread, silence 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
Spidermeatloaf.png Spidermeat bread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 3 spider
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 3
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Bread, cobwebs 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Tofubread.png Tofu bread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 3
tofus
Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
+ 3
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Bread, tofu 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Twobread.png Two Bread 2
plain bread slices
Slice any bread with your knife.
+ 5 wine
Bread 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
Xbread.png Xenomeat bread 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 3 xeno
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 3
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Bread, acid 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Holy cake.png Angel Food Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 15u holy water
Cake, sweetness, clouds 1 Nutriment, 3 Vitamen, 10 Holy Water Sliceable. Contains holy water.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 apples
Cake, sweetness, apple 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 5 + 2
caramel
Heat to 413.15K
+ 1 candle
Cake, sweetness 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cake hat.
Blackberry and strawberry chocolate cake.png Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 5 Berries + 2
chocolate bars
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
Blackberry, strawberries, chocolate, sweetness, cake 14 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 5 Coco Sliceable.
Blackberry and strawberry vanilla cake.png Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 5 Berries
Blackberry, strawberries, vanilla, sweetness, cake 14 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 1 Brain
Cake, sweetness, brains 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Briochecake.png Brioche Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2u
N/A 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A ring of sweet, glazed buns. Sliceable.
Cak.png Cak 1
birthday cake
1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 5 + 2
caramel
Heat to 413.15K
+ 1 candle
+ 1 brain + 1 heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units blood + 5 units
sprinkles
Grind
donuts
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 1 unit
teslium
1 part
Black Powder
1 part
Charcoal
1 part
Sodium Chloride
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water

1 part
Ash
1 part
Oil
1 part Welding Fuel

1 part Carbon

1 part Hydrogen

Temperature 480K

Temperature 380K

1 part
Saltpetre
3 parts Oxygen

1 part Potassium

1 part Nitrogen

1 part Sulfur

1 part Silver
1 part Stable Plasma

Temperature 400K
N/A N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 Carrots
Cake, sweetness, carrot 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Cake, cream cheese 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2
chocolate bars
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
Cake, sweetness, chocolate 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Clowncake.png Clown Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2
sundae
5 units cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 waffle cone
+ 5 bananas
Cake, sugar, joy 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 15 Sugar Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
Energy cake.gif Energy Cake 1
birthday cake
1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 5 + 2
caramel
Heat to 413.15K
+ 1 candle
+ 1 energy sword ESword.png
Cake, a Vlad's Salad 10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 Pwr Game, 30 Liquid Electricity Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) Energy cake hat.gif.
Hardware cake.png Hardware Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid
Acid, metal, glass 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 15u Sulphuric Acid, 15u Oil Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 lemons
Cake, sweetness, sourness 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 limes
Cake, sweetness, unbearable sourness 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 oranges
Cake, sweetness, oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pound cake.png Pound Cake 4
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
Cake, sweetness, batter 60 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
Pumpkinspicecake.png Pumpkin Spice Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 pumpkin
Cake, sweetness, pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
Slimecake.png Slime Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 1 Slime Extract
Cake, sweetness, slime 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Spacemans Cake.png Spaceman's Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 Spaceman's Trumpet + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice
Cake, violets, jam 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 15 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 5 Cream, 5 Berryjuice Sliceable. Slowly heals lung and brute damage while stopping bleeding over time.
Vanillacake.png Vanilla Cake 1
plain cake
Microwave a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
+ 2 vanilla pods
Cake, sugar, vanilla 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 15 Sugar, 15 Vanilla Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.

Egg-Based Food

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units
soy sauce
Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
+ 2
Boiled egg
Microwave an egg
+ 1 Chanterelle
Custard 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 eggs + 2
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Egg, cheese 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1
Boiled egg
Microwave an egg
+ 1
chocolate bar
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
Chocolate, sweetness 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Eggbowl.png Egg Bowl 1
Boiled Rice
Microwave a
rice bowl
Mix 10 + 10 water in a bowl
+ 1
Boiled egg
Microwave an egg
+ 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
Rice, egg 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1
fried egg
1 egg + 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1 unit pepper
+ 1 cabbage + 10 units
soy sauce
Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Egg 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Benedict.png Eggs Benedict 1
fried egg
1 egg + 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1 unit pepper
+ 1
meat steak
Microwave meat
+ 1
bread slice
Slice any bread with your knife.
Egg, bacon, bun 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 egg + 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1 unit pepper
Egg, salt, pepper 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Scotchegg.png Scotch Egg 1 egg + 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1 unit pepper + 1
meatball
Process one slab of meat
N/A 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A boiled egg wrapped in a delicious, seasoned meatball.

Frozen

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Honkdae.png Honkdae 5 units milk cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 waffle cone Ice cream, banana, a bad joke 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite desert.
Icecreamsandwich.png Icecream Sandwich 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream Ice cream 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
Spacefreezy.png Space Freezy 5 units + 15 units space mountain wind + 1 waffle cone 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
StrawberryIcecreamsandwich.png Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwich 2 Berries + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream Ice cream, berry 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable ice-cream in its own packaging of the strawberry variety.
Sundae.png Sundae 5 units cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 waffle cone Ice cream, banana 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic desert.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Arnoldpizza.png Arnold Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 3
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
Crust, tomato, cheese, pepperoni, 9 millimeter bullets 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
Dankpizza.png Dank Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato
Crust, tomato, cheese, meat 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Donkpocketpizza.png Donk Pocket Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 3
Warm Donk-Pocket
Microwave a
Donk-Pocket
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
meatball
Process one slab of meat
. Contains Omnizine.
+ 1 Tomato + 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Crust, tomato, cheese, meat, laziness 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pineapplepizza.png Hawaiian pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 2
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 3
Pineapple Slices
Slice a pineapple with your knife
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato
Crust, tomato, cheese, pineapple, ham 30 nutriment, 20 vitamin, 1 cooking oil, 1 water Sliceable. Contains pineapple. The pizza equivalent of Einstein's riddle.
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 4
cheese wedges
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato
Crust, tomato, cheese 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 4
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato
Crust, tomato, cheese, meat 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 5 any mushrooms
crust, tomato, cheese, meat 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Sassysagepizza.png Sassysage Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 3
Meatballs
Process one slab of meat
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato
Crust, tomato, cheese, meat 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 1
pizza bread
Microwave a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
+ 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
Crust, tomato, cheese, carrot 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.

Spaghettis

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Beefnoodle.png Beef Noodle 1 Bowl + 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 1 Cabbage
Noodles, meat 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Butternoodles.png Butter Noodles 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
butter
Mix 15 milk in the grinder
Noodles, butter 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Noodles covered in savory butter.
Chowmein.png Chowmein 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
cutlet
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
Noodles, meat, fried vegetables 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2
tomato pastas
1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 Tomatoes
Pasta, tomato 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin You probably shouldn't try this, you always hear people talking about how bad it is...
Glassnoodles.png Glass Noodles 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 carrot + 1
tofu
Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
+ 1 Sheet of Glass
Noodle, sweetness, tofu 10 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin Noodles so transparent, you can see through them!
Kasespatzle.png Käsespätzle 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 10 units
egg yolk
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Pasta, cheese, egg 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A special kind of pasta made with eggs, served with tasty cheese.
Lasaga.png Lasagna 1
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
meatball
Process one slab of meat
+ 1 tomato + 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
Pasta, tomato, cheese, mondays 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 10 Tomato juice Somewhere, in some different universe, a cat is smoking your pipe.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti and Meatballs 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2
Meatballs
Process one slab of meat
Pasta, meat 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now that's a nic'e meatball!
Spaghettinapolitan.png Spaghetti Napolitan 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 10 units + 1
sausage
1
meatball
Process one slab of meat
+ 2
cutlets
Microwave a
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
+ 1 chili
Pasta, ketchup, sausage 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin The only excuse to ever put ketchup into your spaghetti.
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 4
Meatballs
Process one slab of meat
Pasta, meat 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 1
boiled spaghetti
Microwave
spaghetti
Process one
dough slice
Slice a
flat dough
Flatten a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 Tomatoes
Pasta, tomato 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
64px Blood Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Eyeballsoup.png Eyeball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal.png Oatmeal 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Sweetpotatosoup.png Sweet Potato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Redbeetsoup.png Red Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Quite a delicacy.
64px French Onion Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Onion + 1 cheese wedge 1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 1 Bowl + 20 units water 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Makes you wish the chef could cook.
Bisque.png Bisque 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice ? A classic entree from Space-France.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Sausage.png Sausage 1 meatball + 2 cutlets 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
Cornedbeef.png Corned beef and cabbage 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Bearsteak.gif Filet Migrawr 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Khinkali.png Raw Khinkali 1 Dough slice + 1 meatball + 1 garlic 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
Melonfruitbowl.png Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruitsalad.png Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Your standard fruit salad.
Junglesalad.png Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrusdelight.png Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Citrus overload!
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin EE EEE!

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Banana 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 plain pie + 1 tofu 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno Pie 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Streusel Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Blumpkinpie.png Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
Dulcedebatata.png Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Delicious sliceable jelly.
Frostypie.png Frostypie 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. Tastes like blue and cold.
Baklava.png Baklava Pie 4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter ? A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
Bearypie.png Beary Pie 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin No brown bears, this is a good sign.
Grapetart.png Grape Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball 4 Nutriment Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Pigblanket.png Pig in a Blanket 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
Crab rangoon.png Crab Rangoon 1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream ? Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
Beans.png Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut.png Donut 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
64px Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
64px Meat Donut 1 pastry base + 1 meat slab 3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
64px Chaos Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 2 pastry base 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk 6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 1 pastry base + 1 salt 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmealcookie.png Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisincookie.png Raisin Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherrycupcake.png Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Bluecherrycupcake.png Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Dankpocket.png Dank-pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri.png Khachapuri 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chococornet.png Chocolate Cornet 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honeybun.png Honey Bun 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake.png Pancake 1 Pastry Base 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Can be stacked.
Bbpancake.png Blueberry Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Ccpancake.png Chocolate Chip Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chococoin.png Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Cocoa
Chocodice.png Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 1 Cocoa You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocoorange.png Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units Caramel + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
Honeybar.png Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Spiderlollipop.png Spider Lollipop 1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
Classictaco.png Classic Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
Plaintaco.png Plain Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Burrito.png Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Delicious!
CheesyBurrito.png Cheesy Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin It's a burrito filled with cheese.
CarneBurrito.png Carne Asada Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best burrito for meat lovers.
PlasmaBurrito.png Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin A super spicy burrito.
Kebab.png Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail 8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos.png Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt Chips from Space Mexico
CheesyNachos.png Cheesy Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos.png Cuban Nachos 1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Melonkeg.gif Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin Who knew vodka was a fruit?
Stuffedlegion.gif Stuffed Legion 1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
Powercrepe.png Powercrepe 1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly With great power, comes great crepes.
Branrequests.png Bran Requests Cereal 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
Riceandpork.png Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
Ratkebab.png Rat kebab 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Doubleratkebab.png Double Rat Kebab 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Twice the rat, twice the flavor.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Icecream Vat.png Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Brokenbottle.png Custom Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent.

Vending Machine Food

Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Other food

Picture Item Description
Cookie.gif Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
Lollipop.png Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
Gumball.png Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

Hungerlevels.gif The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.


When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.


Breakfast

Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:

  • most egg based foods
  • coffee
  • bacon
  • oatmeal
  • orange juice
  • milk
  • pancakes
  • waffles
  • donuts
  • toasts
  • biscuits
  • cereal