Guide to drinks

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Drink Strength[edit | edit source]

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
c 11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients[edit | edit source]

Picture Cocktail Strength How to aquire Taste Drink Description Notes
Absinthe.png Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe:
In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Death and Licorice A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
Ale.png Ale 65 1 part ale:
In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Hearty Barley Ale A warm pint of delicious ale.
Applejack glass.png Applejack 20 1 part applejack:
In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
An honest day's work at the orchard The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
Apple juice.png Apple Juice N/A 1 part apple juice:
Juice an apple.
Apples The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
Banana juice glass.png Banana Juice N/A 1 part banana juice:
Juice bananas.
Banana The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
Beer.png Beer 25 1 part beer:
In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme(catalyst).
Piss Water A freezing pint of beer.
Berry juice glass.png Berry Juice N/A 1 part berry juice:
Juice berries.
Berries berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
Carrot juice glass.png Carrot juice N/A 1 part carrot juice:
Juice carrots.
Carrots It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
Champagne glass.gif Champagne 40 1 part champagne:
Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Auspicious occasions and bad decisions A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
Banana juice glass.png Clown's Tears N/A 1 part clown's tears:
Grind some clown's tear soup.
Mournful Honking Not very funny. Actually very Funny!
Brownglass.gif Coffee N/A 1 part coffee:
Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Bitterness Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen.
Cognac glass.png Cognac 75 1 part cognac :
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Classy French brandy Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
Cream glass.png Creme de Coconut 20 1 part creme de coconut:
In Booze Dispenser.
A sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
Lime juice glass.png Creme de Menthe 20 1 part creme de menthe :
In Booze Dispenser.
A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
Chocolate glass.png Creme de Cacao 20 1 part creme de cacao:
In Booze Dispenser.
A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
Dr gibb glass.png Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb:
10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Cherry Soda Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
Fernetglass.png Fernet 80 1 part Fernet:
In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Utter bitterness Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
Brownglass.gif Garlic Juice N/A 1 part garlic juice:
Grind garlic.
Garlic Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).
Ginvodkaglass.gif Gin 45 1 part gin:
In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
An alcoholic christmas tree It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
Grenadine.png Grenadine N/A 1 part grenadine:
In Booze-O-Mat.
Sweet pomegranates Delicious flavored syrup.
Ice glass.png Glass of Ice N/A 1 part ice:
In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
Hard cider glass.png Hard Cider 25 1 part hard cider:
In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
The seasons that falls between summer and winter Tastes like autumn. No wait, fall! Cools down.
Water glass.png Holy Water N/A 1 part holy water:
Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
None A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
Kahlua glass.png Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa:
In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
None DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
Lemon juice glass.png Lemon Juice N/A 1 part lemon juice:
In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Sourness Sour...
Lemon lime glass.png Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime:
In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Tangy lime and lemon soda You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
Lime juice glass.png Lime Juice N/A 1 part lime juice:
In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Unbearable sourness A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. Heals toxic damage.
Lime juice glass.png Menthol N/A 1 part menthol:
In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Mint Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
Cream glass.png Milk N/A 1 part milk:
Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Milk.png Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Milk White and nutritious goodness! Slowly heals brute damage and purges capsaicin oil.
Cream glass.png Milk Cream N/A 1 part cream:
In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Creamy Milk Ewwww... Heals brute damage.
Cream glass.png Nothing N/A 1 part nothing:
Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
"Nothing" Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
Orange juice glass.png Orange Juice N/A 1 part orange juice:
In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Oranges Vitamins! Yay! Heals suffocation damage.
Orange juice glass.png Parsnip Juice N/A 1 part parsnip juice:
Juice a parsnip.
Parsnip Why...
Orange juice glass.png Peach Juice N/A 1 part peach juice:
Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
Peaches Just peachy.
Lemon lime glass.png Pineapple Juice N/A 1 part Pineapple Juice:
In Soda Dispenser
Pineapple Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
Poison berry juice glass.png Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part poison berry juice:
Juice poison berries.
Berries berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice N/A 1 part potato juice:
Juice potatoes.
Irish Sadness Bleh...
Rum glass.png Rum 60 1 part rum:
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Spiked Butterscotch Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
Sakecup.png Sake 70 1 part sake:
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Sweet rice wine A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
Water glass.png Soda Water N/A 1 part soda water:
In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Carbonated Water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
Cream glass.png Soy Milk N/A 1 part soy milk:
From Soymilk.gif Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Soy Milk White and nutritious soy goodness! Heals brute damage.
Space cola glass.png Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola:
10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
Space mountain wind glass.png Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind:
10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Sweet citrus soda Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
Space up glass.png Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up:
10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Cherry Soda Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
Teaglass.gif Tea N/A 1 part tea:
Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Tart black tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.
Teqilla glass.png Tequila 70 1 part tequila:
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Paint stripper Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
Tomato juice glass.png Tomato Juice N/A 1 part tomato juice:
In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Tomatoes Are you sure this is tomato juice? Heals burn damage
Blood shows the same way.
Water glass.png Tonic Water N/A 1 part tonic water:
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Tart and fresh Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
Orange juice glass.png Triple Sec 30 1 part triple sec:
In a booze dispenser.
A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
Vermouth glass.png Vermouth 45 1 part vermouth:
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Dry alcohol You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 65 1 part vodka:
In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
Grain alcohol The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
Water glass.png Water N/A 1 part water:
Sinks. Watertanks.
Water The father of all refreshments.
Tomato juice glass.png Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part watermelon juice:
Juice watermelon slices.
Juicy watermelon A glass of watermelon juice.
Dr gibb glass.png Welder Fuel N/A 1 part welding fuel:
Find a Welding fuel tank.
Gross metal Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
Whiskeyemoji.png Whiskey 75 1 part whiskey:
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Molasses A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
Wine glass.png Wine 35 1 part wine:
In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa)
Bitter sweetness A very classy looking drink.
Monkeyenergy.png Monkey Energy N/A 1 part monkey energy:
In Robust Softdrink Vending Machine, 1 Can of Monkey Energy, contains 50 units.
Barbecue and nostalgia The only drink that will make you unleash the ape.
Space cola glass.png Beef Broth N/A 1 part beef broth:
Found in maintenance or ordered by Cargonia, 1 Can of beef broth contains 50 units.
Pure Beef Essence Why does this exist? Makes you disgusted

Mixed Drinks[edit | edit source]

Picture Cocktail Strength Taste Ingredients Drink Description Notes
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 80 Stomach acid 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink for the daring! Made from 20% more live aliens.
Alexander.png Alexander 80 Bitter, creamy cacao 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 45 Bitter yet free 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka A drink made from your allies. Not as sweet as those made from your enemies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe.gif Aloe 35 Sweet 'n creamy 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part Irish cream Very, very, very good.
Amasec.gif Amasec 35 Dark and metallic 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 40 Lemons 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice A nice, strangely named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 35 Jack Frost's piss 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen
Arnold palmer.png Arnold Palmer N/A Bitter Tea 1 part lemonade, 1 part tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb N/A Da bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52.png B-52 85 Angry and Irish 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus blessing.png Bacchus' Blessing 300 A wall of bricks 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee 1 part Creme de Coconut, 2 parts rum, 1 parts Kahlua, 1 part Pineapple Juice A tropical cocktail with a complex blend of flavors. Existing cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 60 A bad joke 1 part laughter, 1 part cream A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 Creamy Berries 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Bastionbourbon.png Bastion Bourbon 30 Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 90 JUSTICE 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Bees Knees.gif Bee's Knees 35 Sweeter Mead 1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice This glass is oozing with honey. A bit too much honey to look appealing for anyone but a certain insect. Is tasty for Apids, but deals slight toxin damage to others.
Between the sheets.png Between the Sheets 80 Seduction 1 part rum, 4 parts Sidecar. A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 15 Desperation and Lactate 1 part beer, 1 part milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Slowly heals brute damage
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 70 Bitterness 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
Blank paper drink.gif Blank Paper 20 Bubbling Possibility 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Clown's Tears A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.
Blazaam glass.gif Blazaam 70 Alternate Realities 1 part peach juice, 1 part
Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal
, 2 parts gin
The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 55 Tomatoes with a hint of lime 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Bluecherryshake.png Blue Cherry Shake N/A Creamy blue cherry 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 Sweet 'n creamy 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Ewww...
BrancaMenta.png Branca Menta 35 A bitter freshness 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 80 Alcoholic Bravery 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
Bug spray.gif Bug Spray 50 The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 95 Your brain coming out your nose 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake N/A Creamy cherry 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolatepudding.gif Chocolate Pudding N/A Sweet Chocolate 10 parts Chocolate milk, 5 parts eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
Chocolatemilkbox.png Chocolate Milk N/A Chocolate Milk 1 part milk, 1 part cocoa. Milk for cool kids
Chocolate glass.png Hot Chocolate N/A Creamy chocolate 5 parts water, 1 part Cocoa Made with love! And cocoa beans. Heats up if frozen
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 60 Dry Class 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafelatteglass.gif Cafe Latte N/A Bitter cream 1 part coffee, 1 part milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
Cream soda.png Cream Soda N/A Fizzy Vanilla 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
Crevicespike.png Crevice Spike -10 A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. Doesn't sober up light drinkers. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 50 A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 75 Sweet Tasting Iron 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 70 Bitter Iron 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa A creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight N/A Homely Fruit 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 65 A beach 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin 50 Molasses and a mouthful of pool water 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Duplex drink.png Duplex 25 Green apples and Blue raspberries 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
Nog2.png Eggnog 1 Custard and alcohol 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 35 Tartness and bananas 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice The surprise is, it's green!
Fanciulli.png Fanciulli -10 A sweet sobering mix 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage.
Existing drink.
Faster Than Liver.gif Faster-Than-Liver 52 Empty Space 1 part Vodka, 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit. Causes you to hallucinate FTL travel.
FernetCola.png Fernet Cola 25 Sweet Relief 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching fizz.png Fetching Fizz 10 Charged Metal 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
Fourth Wall.gif Fourth Wall 0 Binary 10 parts gargle blaster, 1 part bluespace dust Just looking at this makes your head hurt. Gives you a random brain trauma depending on how much you've had. Results in 10 parts instead of 11.
Fringeweaver.png Fringe Weaver 90 Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Gibbfloats.gif Gibb Floats N/A Creamy cherry 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 45 Dry, tart lemons 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 25 Mild and tart 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 25 Burning cinnamon 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grapesoda.png Grape Soda N/A Grape soda 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Beloved of children and teetotalers. Cools you down if overheated.
Grappa.png Grappa 60 Classy bitter sweetness 10 parts wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grasshopper.png Grasshopper 25 Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
Green beer glass.png Green Beer 25 Green Piss Water 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grog.gif Grog 1 A poor excuse for alcohol 1 part water, 1 part rum Watered down rum. Nanotrasen approved! Exists in real world
Hearty punch.png Hearty Punch 90 Bravado in the face of disaster 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight N/A Giving peace a chance 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Hoochglass.gif Hooch 100 Pure Resignation 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 15 Refreshingly cold 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee N/A Bitter Coldness 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea N/A Sweet Tea 1 part ice, 3 parts tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
Icewing.gif Icewing 50 Frostburn 1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice A watcher hunter's drink of choice. Will heal your frostburns, or cool you down. Cools you down, heals if you're cold.
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 25 Delicious anger 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 35 Giving up on the day 1 part irish cream, 1 part coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 50 Creamy alcohol 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream Whiskey-imbued cream. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Jack rose.png Jack Rose 15 A sweet and sour slice of apple 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
Kamikaze.png Kamikaze 60 Divine Windiness 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
Lemonade.png Lemonade N/A Sunshine and summertime 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Lizardwine.png Lizard Wine 45 Scaley sweetness 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 35 A mixture of cola and alcohol 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila The entire liquor cabinet brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan.png Manhattan 30 Mild dryness 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 45 Death, the destroyer of worlds 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scientist's drink of choice. Great for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita.png Margarita 35 Dry and salty 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Mauna Loa.png Mauna Loa 40 Fiery, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh 2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts bahama mama Lavaland in a drink... mug... volcano... thing. Heats you up while it's in your body. Occasionally makes you burst into flames.
Mead.gif Mead 30 Sweet, sweet alcohol 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Mojito.png Mojito 30 Refreshing mint 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
Moonshine.png Moonshine 95 Bitterness 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now. Your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Narsour.png Narsour 10 Blood 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola N/A The Future 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed, also irradiates you
Reference to Fallout.
Old timer.png Old Timer 35 Simpler times 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. Makes you older. And older, and older.
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 50 A numbing sensation 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Patronglass.gif Patron 60 Metallic and expensive 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Painkiller.png Painkiller 20 Sugary tartness 10 parts Painkiller:
5 parts
Creme de Coconut
In Booze Dispenser.

4 parts
Pineapple Juice
In Soda Dispenser

1 part
Orange Juice
In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is.
Pina Colada.png Pina Colada 40 Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean 5 parts Pina Colada:
1 part
Creme de Coconut
In Booze Dispenser.

3 parts
Pineapple Juice
In Soda Dispenser

1 part
Rum
In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

1 part
Lime Juice
In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
PepperminPatty.png Peppermint Patty 25 Mint and chocolate 6 parts hot cocoa, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Planet cracker.gif Planet Cracker 50 Triumph with a hint of bitterness 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
Plasma Flood.png Plasma Flood 60 a plasma fire in your mouth 1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood A favorite of the grey tide. Ironically, not recommended to stand in plasma while drinking this. Simultaneously sets you on fire and makes you immune to it as long as it's in your system. Does not make you immune to the heat though.
Pumpkinlatte.gif Pumpkin Latte N/A Creamy pumkin 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
Quadrupesec.png Quadruple Sec 35 An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe Kicks just as hard as licking the power cell on a baton, but tastier. Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungry the longer it is in your system.
Quintiplesec.png Quintiple Sec 60 THE LAW 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you extremely hungry the longer it is in your system.
Ratvander.gif Ratvander 10 Sweet Brass 5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part iron, 0.6 parts copper A new cocktail originally mixed by TRNE Corp. Said to be embued with eldritch magic. Makes you sound like a drunk Clockwork Cultist. Results in 10 parts instead of 12.6.
RedMead.gif Red Mead 31 Sweet and salty alcohol 1 part mead, 1 part blood The true Viking drink! Even though it has a strange red color.
Red queen.png Red Queen N/A Wonder 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part DRINK ME. Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
Rubberneck.png Rubberneck 60 Artifical fruityness 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
WhiskeyCola.png Rum and Coke 40 Cola 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Sarsaparillian Sunset.gif Sarsaparillian Sunset 70 Pleasant burning 5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part nuka cola, 1 part napalm The view of a sunset over an irradiated wasteland. Calms your burns, but don't drink too much. Heals your burns, burns you if you drink too much. Makes you spit fireballs. Results in 5 parts instead of 7.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 70 Hot and spice 10 parts vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys! Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
Results in 10 parts instead of 11.
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver Cocktail 55 Oranges 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
IBA Official Cocktail
Sidecar.png Sidecar 80 Delicious freedom 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer.gif Silencer 59 A pencil eraser 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 35 Concentrated matter 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine A blue-space beverage.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White 35 Refreshing cold 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte N/A Creamy Coffee 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
Squirtcider.png Squirt Cider 40 Stale bread with a staler aftertaste 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
Stinger.png Stinger 25 A slap on the face in the best possible way 10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
Sugarrush.png Sugar Rush 10 Your arteries clogging with sugar 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 90 Purified Antagonism 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 45 Oranges with a hint of pomegranate 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 100 Hair on your chest and your chin 1 part beer, 2 parts ale Beer and Ale brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Thirteen Loko Glass.png Thirteen Loko 80 Jitters and death 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 Dryness 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 25 Spicy Toxins 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Trappist beer glass.png Trappist Beer 40 Dried plums and malt 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
Triplecitrus.png Triple Citrus N/A Extreme bitterness 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Turbo.gif Turbo 85 The outlaw spirit 2 parts moonshine, 1 part
Nitrous Oxide
2 parts
Ammonia
3 parts Hydrogen
1 part Nitrogen

2 parts Oxygen
1 part Nitrogen

Temperature 525K
, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game
A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
Vanillapudding.gif Vanilla Pudding N/A Sweet Vanilla 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 70 Tart bitterness 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 65 Shaken, not stirred 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 70 Cola 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 70 Soda 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey sour.png Whiskey Sour 35 Sour lemons 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Lemon juice mixed with whiskey and a dash of sugar. Surprisingly satisfying.
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 50 Bitter cream 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Wizz fizz.gif Wizz Fizz 50 Friendship! It is magic, after all 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
Beef fizz.png Beef Fizz 15 Nice and Salty Fizzless Beef Juice with a quick bite of lemon 7 parts Beef Broth, 2 parts Ice, 1 part lemon juice This is beef fizz, BEEF FIZZ, THERE IS NO GOD Literally just makes you disgusted
Torpjuice.png Torpedo Juice 70 an explosion in your mouth 3 parts lemon lime, 2 parts Ethanol Attention munitions: MAKE TORP. Heals 2 brute damage per tick for those who work in Munitions. A Drink By The Navy, For The Navy!
Brownglass.gif ..What? N/A What? Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons[edit | edit source]

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks[edit | edit source]

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
Purplecan.png Pwr Game The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
Aircan.png Canned air 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
Energy drink.png Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks[edit | edit source]

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Cocoa Contains hot cocoa and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.