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Revision as of 02:21, 5 May 2019

Drinks

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
c 11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
Absinthe.png Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Ale.png Ale 65 1 part ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Applejack glass.png Applejack 20 1 part applejack The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
Banana juice glass.png Banana Juice N/A 1 part banana juice The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bananas.
Beer.png Beer 25 1 part beer A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry juice glass.png Berry Juice N/A 1 part berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: Juice berries.
Carrot juice glass.png Carrot juice N/A 1 part carrot juice It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: Juice carrots.
Champagne glass.gif Champagne 40 1 part champagne A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Banana juice glass.png Clown's Tears N/A 1 part clown's tears Not very funny. To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
Brownglass.gif Coffee N/A 1 part coffee Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Cognac glass.png Cognac 75 1 part cognac Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Lime juice glass.png Creme de Menthe 20 1 part creme de menthe A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Chocolate glass.png Creme de Cacao 20 1 part creme de cacao A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Dr gibb glass.png Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Fernetglass.png Fernet 80 1 part Fernet Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Gin 45 1 part gin It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
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Grenadine.png Grenadine N/A 1 part grenadine Delicious flavored syrup. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
Ice glass.png Glass of Ice N/A 1 part ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Water glass.png Holy Water N/A 1 part holy water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Kahlua glass.png Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon juice glass.png Lemon Juice N/A 1 part lemon juice Sour... To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Lemon lime glass.png Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime juice glass.png Lime Juice N/A 1 part lime juice A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. Heals toxic damage.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Lime juice glass.png Menthol N/A 1 part menthol Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Cream glass.png Milk N/A 1 part milk White and nutritious goodness! Heals brute damage.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Milk.png Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Cream glass.png Milk Cream N/A 1 part cream Ewwww... Heals brute damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Cream glass.png Nothing N/A 1 part nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
Orange juice glass.png Orange Juice N/A 1 part orange juice Vitamins! Yay! Heals suffocation damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Poison berry juice glass.png Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice N/A 1 part potato juice Bleh... To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Rum glass.png Rum 60 1 part rum Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sakecup.png Sake 70 1 part sake A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Water glass.png Soda Water N/A 1 part soda water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Cream glass.png Soy Milk N/A 1 part soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! Heals brute damage.
To acquire: From Soymilk.gif Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space cola glass.png Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space mountain wind glass.png Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space up glass.png Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Teaglass.gif Tea N/A 1 part tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Teqilla glass.png Tequila 70 1 part tequila Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Tomato juice glass.png Tomato Juice N/A 1 part tomato juice Are you sure this is tomato juice? Heals burn damage
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Water glass.png Tonic Water N/A 1 part tonic water Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Orange juice glass.png Triple Sec 30 1 part triple sec A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
Vermouth glass.png Vermouth 45 1 part vermouth You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 65 1 part vodka The glass contain wodka. Xynta. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
Water glass.png Water N/A 1 part water The father of all refreshments. To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
Tomato juice glass.png Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part watermelon juice A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Dr gibb glass.png Welder Fuel N/A 1 part welder fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welder fuel tank.
Whiskeyemoji.png Whiskey 75 1 part whiskey A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine glass.png Wine 35 1 part wine A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 80 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Alexander.png Alexander 80 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 45 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe.gif Aloe 35 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec.gif Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 40 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice A nice, strangely named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 35 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen
Arnold palmer.png Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part lemon juice, 1 part tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52.png B-52 85 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus blessing.png Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 60 1 part laughter, 1 part cream A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Bastionbourbon.png Bastion Bourbon 30 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice (results in 2 units instead of 4) Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical.
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 90 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 30 to 50 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Between the sheets.png Between the Sheets 80 1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 15 1 part beer, 1 part milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Slowly heals brute damage
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 70 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
Blank paper drink.gif Blank Paper 20 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 55 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Bluecherryshake.png Blue Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Ewww...
BrancaMenta.png Branca Menta 35 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 80 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
Bug spray.gif Bug Spray 50 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 units instead of 6.
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 95 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherryshake.gif Cherry Shake N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolatepudding.gif Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
Chocolate glass.png Chocolate N/A 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder Tasty. Heats up if frozen
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 60 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
Crevicespike.png Crevice Spike -10 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 50 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 75 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 70 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals you very slowly, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 65 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunkenblumpkin.png Drunken Blumpkin 50 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Nog2.png Eggnog 1 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 35 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice The surprise is, it's green!
Fanciulli.png Fanciulli -10 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage.
Existing drink.
FernetCola.png Fernet Cola 25 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching fizz.png Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 units instead of 2.
Fringeweaver.png Fringe Weaver 90 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Gibbfloats.gif Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 45 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 25 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 25 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grapesoda.png Grape Soda N/A 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Beloved of children and teetotalers.
Grappa.png Grappa 60 1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grasshopper.png Grasshopper 25 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
Green beer glass.png Green Beer 25 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grog.gif Grog 1 1 part water, 1 part rum A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
Hearty punch.png Hearty Punch 90 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 unit instead of 15.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Hoochglass.gif Hooch 100 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welder fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 15 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 35 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 50 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Jack rose.png Jack Rose 15 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
Kamikaze.png Kamikaze 60 1 parts vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
Lizardwine.png Lizard Wine 45 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical.
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 35 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan.png Manhattan 30 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 45 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita.png Margarita 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Mead.gif Mead 30 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Mojito.png Mojito 30 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
64px Moonshine 95 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Narsour.png Narsour 10 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed
Reference to Fallout.
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 50 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Patronglass.gif Patron 60 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
PepperminPatty.png Peppermint Patty 25 6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Pumpkinlatte.gif Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
Quadrupesec.png Quadruple Sec 35 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
Quintiplesec.png Quintiple Sec 80 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
RedMead.gif Red Mead 31 1 part mead, 1 part blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
WhiskeyCola.png Rum and Coke 40 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 70 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver Cocktail 55 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
IBA Official Cocktail
Sidecar.png Sidecar 80 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer.gif Silencer 59 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 35 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine A blue-space beverage.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White 35 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
Squirtcider.png Squirt Cider 40 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
Stinger.png Stinger 25 10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
Sugarrush.png Sugar Rush 10 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 90 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 45 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 100 2 parts beer, 4 parts ale A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
64px Thirteen Loko 80 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 25 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Triplecitrus.png Triple Citrus N/A 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Vanillapudding.gif Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 70 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 65 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey sour.png Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 50 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Wizz fizz.gif Wizz Fizz 50 1 part champagne, 1 part #Soda Water, 1 part triple sec A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
Brownglass.gif ..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons

Using cardboard you can make fill these with 15 units of anything! Perfect for those precious little assistants!

Food

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

Hungerlevels.gif The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery, chemistry or even small amount of toxin damage to induce vomiting is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Ingredients

Butcherknife.pngButcheringGibber.png

This is how you get your meat Meat.png.

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in 1 meat slab and 1 skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

Knife.pngRolling Pin.png Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture Food name How to acquire
Breadslice.png Bread Slice Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.
Cakeslice.png Cake Slice Slice any cake with your knife.
Pizzaslice.png Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife.
Doughslice.png Dough Slice Slice a flat dough with your knife.
Flatdough.png Flat Dough Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.
Rawmeatcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Slice a meat with your knife.
Piedough.png Pie Dough Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.
Rawpastrybase.png Raw Pastry Base Slice a pie dough with your knife.
Potato wedges.png Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife.
Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.

Processor.png Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
Bacon.png Raw Bacon Process one raw cutlet.
64px Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Tatortot.png Tator Tot Process one potato.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one plate of potato wedges.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Roastparsnip.png Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soy bean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one dough slice.
Tortilla.png Tortilla Process one corn.
Yakiimo.png Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.

Blender.png All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your 64px CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks.
Rice.png Rice Grind rice stalks.
Ricebowl.png Rice Bowl Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
Dough.png Dough Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
Cakebatter.png Cake Batter Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
Begg.png Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium + 
Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
Butter.png Butter Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
Mayonnaise.png Mayonnaise Grind egg yolk.
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
Cherry.png Cherry Jelly Grind cherries.
Bluecherry.png Blue Cherry Jelly Grind blue cherries.

Microwave.png Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
Baconcooked.png Bacon Microwave a raw bacon.
Bread.png Plain Bread Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
Bun.png Bun Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
Pastrybase.png Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
Pizzabread.png Pizza Bread Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
Pie.gif Plain Pie Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
Regularcake.png Plain Cake Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
Meatcutlet.png Cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave a corn.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
Begg.png Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
Khinkali.png Khinkali Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
Onionrings.png Onion Rings Microwave an onion slice.

Icecream Vat.png Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit Sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using crafting, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Burger.png Burger 1 bun + 1 meat steak 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
Baconburger.png Bacon Burger 1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 1 bun + 1 Brain 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 bun + 1 Clown Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 bun + 1 Mime Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 1 bun + 1 tofu 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Ali-yum!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 1 bun + 1 Appendix 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
Fivealarmburger.png Five Alarm Burger 1 bun + 2 ghost chili 6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
Ratburger.png Rat Burger 1 bun + 1 dead mouse 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 meat steak 17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak
+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper 		44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Baseball.png Home Run Baseball Burger 1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
Empowered burger.gif Empowered Burger 1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets 8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatbread.png Meatbread 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spidermeatloaf.png Spider Meatloaf 1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Mimanabread.png Mimana Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Butteredtoast.png Buttered Toast 1 bread slice + 1 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Butterbiscuit.png Butter Biscuit 1 bun + 1 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog.png Butterdog 1 bun + 3 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Made from exotic butters.
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Notasandwich.png Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecreamsandwich.png Icecream Sandwich 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Donkpocketpizza.png Donk Pocket Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Dankpizza.png Dank Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Sassysagepizza.png Sassysage Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Faggots + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Arnoldpizza.png Arnold Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 tomato pastas 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 faggots 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 faggots 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
Chowmein.png Chowmein 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Beefnoodle.png Beef Noodle 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Butternoodles.png Butter Noodles 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Noodles covered in savory butter.

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
64px Blood Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Eyeballsoup.png Eyeball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal.png Oatmeal 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Sweetpotatosoup.png Sweet Potato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Redbeetsoup.png Red Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Quite a delicacy.
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 1 Bowl + 20 units water 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Makes you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Sausage.png Sausage 1 faggot + 2 cutlets 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
Cornedbeef.png Corned beef and cabbage 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Bearsteak.gif Filet Migrawr 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Khinkali.png Raw Khinkali 1 Dough slice + 1 faggot 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 faggot 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
Melonfruitbowl.png Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruitsalad.png Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Your standard fruit salad.
Junglesalad.png Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrusdelight.png Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Citrus overload!
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin EE EEE!

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Banana 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 plain pie + 1 tofu 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno Pie 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Streusel Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Blumpkinpie.png Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
Dulcedebatata.png Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Delicious sliceable jelly.
Frostypie.png Frostypie 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. Tastes like blue and cold.
Bearypie.png Beary Pie 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin No brown bears, this is a good sign.
Grapetart.png Grape Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Carrots 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Cake Hat 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Apples 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Brain 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Limes 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Lemons 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pumpkinspicecake.png Pumpkin Spice Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
Slimecake.png Slime Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Cak.png Cak 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 faggot 4 Nutriment Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Pigblanket.png Pig in a Blanket 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
Benedict.png Eggs Benedict 1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Beans.png Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut.png Donut 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
64px Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
64px Meat Donut 1 pastry base + 1 meat slab 3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
64px Chaos Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 2 pastry base 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk 6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 1 pastry base + 1 salt 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmealcookie.png Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisincookie.png Raisin Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherrycupcake.png Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Bluecherrycupcake.png Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Dankpocket.png Dank-pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri.png Khachapuri 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chococornet.png Chocolate Cornet 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honeybun.png Honey Bun 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake.png Pancake 1 Pastry Base 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Bbpancake.png Blueberry Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Ccpancake.png Chocolate Chip Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Chococoin.png Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
Chocodice.png Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 1 Coco You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocoorange.png Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
Sundae.png Sundae 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic desert.
Honkdae.png Honkdae 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite desert.
Spacefreezy.png Space Freezy 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
Honeybar.png Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Spiderlollipop.png Spider Lollipop 1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
Classictaco.png Classic Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
Plaintaco.png Plain Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Burrito.png Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Delicious!
CheesyBurrito.png Cheesy Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin It's a burrito filled with cheese.
CarneBurrito.png Carne Asada Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best burrito for meat lovers.
PlasmaBurrito.png Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin A super spicy burrito.
Kebab.png Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail 8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos.png Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt Chips from Space Mexico
CheesyNachos.png Cheesy Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos.png Cuban Nachos 1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Melonkeg.gif Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin Who knew vodka was a fruit?
Stuffedlegion.gif Stuffed Legion 1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 10 Tricordrazine, 2 Vitamin Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
Powercrepe.png Powercrepe 1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly With great power, comes great crepes.
Branrequests.png Bran Requests Cereal 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
Riceandpork.png Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
Eggbowl.png Egg Bowl 1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 faggot + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
Ratkebab.png Rat kebab 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Doubleratkebab.png Double Rat Kebab 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Twice the rat, twice the flavor.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Energy drink.png Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of Cola and orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.

Other food

Picture Item Description
Cookie.gif Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
Lollipop.png Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
Gumball.png Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not just sugar, but also Bicaridine and Kelotane.
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