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! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail | ! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail | ||
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength | ! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength | ||
+ | ! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Taste | ||
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients | ! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients | ||
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description | ! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description | ||
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!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe | !{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Death and Licorice | ||
|1 part Absinthe | |1 part Absinthe | ||
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. | |A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. | ||
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!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale | !{{anchor|Ale}}Ale | ||
|65 | |65 | ||
+ | |Hearty Barley Ale | ||
|1 part ale | |1 part ale | ||
|A warm pint of delicious ale. | |A warm pint of delicious ale. | ||
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!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack | !{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack | ||
|20 | |20 | ||
+ | |An honest day's work at the orchard | ||
|1 part applejack | |1 part applejack | ||
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. | |The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. | ||
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!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice | !{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Apples | ||
|1 part apple juice | |1 part apple juice | ||
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. | |The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. | ||
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!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice | !{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Banana | ||
|1 part banana juice | |1 part banana juice | ||
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK | |The raw essence of a banana. HONK | ||
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!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer | !{{anchor|Beer}}Beer | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Piss Water | ||
|1 part beer | |1 part beer | ||
|A freezing pint of beer. | |A freezing pint of beer. | ||
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!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice | !{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Berries | ||
|1 part berry juice | |1 part berry juice | ||
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? | |berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? | ||
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!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice | !{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Carrots | ||
|1 part carrot juice | |1 part carrot juice | ||
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching. | |It is just like a carrot but without crunching. | ||
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!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne | !{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne | ||
|40 | |40 | ||
+ | |Auspicious occasions and bad decisions | ||
|1 part champagne | |1 part champagne | ||
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. | |A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. | ||
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!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears | !{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Mournful Honking | ||
|1 part clown's tears | |1 part clown's tears | ||
|Not very funny. | |Not very funny. | ||
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!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee | !{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Bitterness | ||
|1 part coffee | |1 part coffee | ||
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. | |Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. | ||
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!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac | !{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac | ||
|75 | |75 | ||
+ | |Angry and Irish | ||
|1 part cognac | |1 part cognac | ||
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. | |Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. | ||
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!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe | !{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe | ||
|20 | |20 | ||
+ | |A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater | ||
|1 part creme de menthe | |1 part creme de menthe | ||
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. | |A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. | ||
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!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao | !{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao | ||
|20 | |20 | ||
+ | |A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol | ||
|1 part creme de cacao | |1 part creme de cacao | ||
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. | |A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. | ||
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!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb | !{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Cherry Soda | ||
|1 part Dr. Gibb | |1 part Dr. Gibb | ||
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. | |Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. | ||
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!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet | !{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Utter bitterness | ||
|1 part Fernet | |1 part Fernet | ||
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. | |Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. | ||
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!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice | !{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Garlic | ||
|1 part garlic juice | |1 part garlic juice | ||
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it. | |Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it. | ||
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!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin | !{{anchor|Gin}}Gin | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |An alcoholic christmas tree | ||
|1 part gin | |1 part gin | ||
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. | |It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. | ||
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!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine | !{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sweet pomegranates | ||
|1 part grenadine | |1 part grenadine | ||
|Delicious flavored syrup. | |Delicious flavored syrup. | ||
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!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice | !{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Ice | ||
|1 part ice | |1 part ice | ||
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... | |Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... | ||
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!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider | !{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |The seasons that ''falls'' between summer and winter | ||
|1 part hard cider | |1 part hard cider | ||
|Apple juice, for adults. | |Apple juice, for adults. | ||
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!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water | !{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |None | ||
|1 part holy water | |1 part holy water | ||
|A glass of holy water. | |A glass of holy water. | ||
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!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa | !{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |None | ||
|1 part Kahlúa | |1 part Kahlúa | ||
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST | |DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST | ||
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!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice | !{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sourness | ||
|1 part lemon juice | |1 part lemon juice | ||
|Sour... | |Sour... | ||
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!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime | !{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Tangy lime and lemon soda | ||
|1 part Lemon-Lime | |1 part Lemon-Lime | ||
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. | |You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. | ||
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!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice | !{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Unbearable sourness | ||
|1 part lime juice | |1 part lime juice | ||
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. | |A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. | ||
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!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol | !{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Mint | ||
|1 part menthol | |1 part menthol | ||
|Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. | |Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. | ||
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!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk | !{{anchor|Milk}}Milk | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Milk | ||
|1 part milk | |1 part milk | ||
|White and nutritious goodness! | |White and nutritious goodness! | ||
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!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream | !{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Milk Cream | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy Milk | ||
|1 part cream | |1 part cream | ||
|Ewwww... | |Ewwww... | ||
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!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing | !{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |"Nothing" | ||
|1 part nothing | |1 part nothing | ||
|Absolutely nothing. | |Absolutely nothing. | ||
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!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice | !{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Oranges | ||
|1 part orange juice | |1 part orange juice | ||
|Vitamins! Yay! | |Vitamins! Yay! | ||
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!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice | !{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Parsnip | ||
|1 part parsnip juice | |1 part parsnip juice | ||
|Why... | |Why... | ||
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!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice | !{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Peaches | ||
|1 part peach juice | |1 part peach juice | ||
|Just peachy. | |Just peachy. | ||
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!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice | !{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Berries | ||
|1 part poison berry juice | |1 part poison berry juice | ||
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? | |berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? | ||
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!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice | !{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Irish Sadness | ||
|1 part potato juice | |1 part potato juice | ||
|Bleh... | |Bleh... | ||
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!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum | !{{anchor|Rum}}Rum | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |Spiked Butterscotch | ||
|1 part rum | |1 part rum | ||
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? | |Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? | ||
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!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake | !{{anchor|Sake}}Sake | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Sweet rice wine | ||
|1 part sake | |1 part sake | ||
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. | |A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. | ||
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!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water | !{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Carbonated Water | ||
|1 part soda water | |1 part soda water | ||
|Why not make a scotch and soda? | |Why not make a scotch and soda? | ||
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!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk | !{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Soy Milk | ||
|1 part soy milk | |1 part soy milk | ||
|White and nutritious soy goodness! | |White and nutritious soy goodness! | ||
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!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola | !{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Cola | ||
|1 part Space Cola | |1 part Space Cola | ||
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola. | |A glass of refreshing Space Cola. | ||
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!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind | !{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sweet citrus soda | ||
|1 part Space Mountain Wind | |1 part Space Mountain Wind | ||
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. | |Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. | ||
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!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up | !{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Cherry Soda | ||
|1 part Space-Up | |1 part Space-Up | ||
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. | |Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. | ||
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!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea | !{{anchor|Tea}}Tea | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Tart black tea | ||
|1 part tea | |1 part tea | ||
|Drinking it from here would not seem right. | |Drinking it from here would not seem right. | ||
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!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila | !{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Paint stripper | ||
|1 part tequila | |1 part tequila | ||
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! | |Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! | ||
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!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice | !{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Tomatoes | ||
|1 part tomato juice | |1 part tomato juice | ||
|Are you sure this is tomato juice? | |Are you sure this is tomato juice? | ||
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!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water | !{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Tart and fresh | ||
|1 part tonic water | |1 part tonic water | ||
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. | |Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. | ||
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!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec | !{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec | ||
|30 | |30 | ||
+ | |A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean | ||
|1 part triple sec | |1 part triple sec | ||
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. | |A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. | ||
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!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth | !{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Dry alcohol | ||
|1 part vermouth | |1 part vermouth | ||
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. | |You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. | ||
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!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka | !{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka | ||
|65 | |65 | ||
+ | |Grain alcohol | ||
|1 part vodka | |1 part vodka | ||
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta. | |The glass contain wodka. Xynta. | ||
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!{{anchor|Water}}Water | !{{anchor|Water}}Water | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Water | ||
|1 part water | |1 part water | ||
|The father of all refreshments. | |The father of all refreshments. | ||
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!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice | !{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Juicy watermelon | ||
|1 part watermelon juice | |1 part watermelon juice | ||
|A glass of watermelon juice. | |A glass of watermelon juice. | ||
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!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel | !{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Gross metal | ||
|1 part welding fuel | |1 part welding fuel | ||
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. | |Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. | ||
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!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey | !{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey | ||
|75 | |75 | ||
+ | |Molasses | ||
|1 part whiskey | |1 part whiskey | ||
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. | |A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. | ||
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!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine | !{{anchor|Wine}}Wine | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Bitter sweetness | ||
|1 part wine | |1 part wine | ||
|A very classy looking drink. | |A very classy looking drink. | ||
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! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail | ! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail | ||
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength | ! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength | ||
+ | ! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Taste | ||
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients | ! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients | ||
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description | ! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description | ||
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!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit | !{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Stomach acid | ||
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid | |5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid | ||
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens. | |A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens. | ||
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!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander | !{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Bitter, creamy cacao | ||
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | |1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | ||
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. | |A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. | ||
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!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail | !{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Bitter yet free | ||
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]] | |1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]] | ||
|A drink made from your allies. | |A drink made from your allies. | ||
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!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe | !{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Sweet 'n creamy | ||
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]] | |3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]] | ||
|Very, very, very good. | |Very, very, very good. | ||
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!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec | !{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Dark and metallic | ||
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]] | |1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]] | ||
|Always handy before COMBAT!!! | |Always handy before COMBAT!!! | ||
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!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia | !{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia | ||
|40 | |40 | ||
+ | |Lemons | ||
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]] | |1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]] | ||
|A nice, strangely named drink. | |A nice, strangely named drink. | ||
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!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze | !{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Jack Frost's piss | ||
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] | |2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] | ||
|The ultimate refreshment. | |The ultimate refreshment. | ||
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!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer | !{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Bitter Tea | ||
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]] | |1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]] | ||
|Encourages the patient to go golfing. | |Encourages the patient to go golfing. | ||
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!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb | !{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Da bomb | ||
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium | |10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium | ||
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. | |Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. | ||
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!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52 | !{{anchor|B-52}}B-52 | ||
|85 | |85 | ||
+ | |Angry and Irish | ||
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]] | |1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]] | ||
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. | |Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. | ||
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!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing | !{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing | ||
|300 | |300 | ||
+ | |A wall of bricks | ||
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] | |1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] | ||
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. | |Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. | ||
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!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama | !{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Lime and Orange | ||
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] | |2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] | ||
|Tropic cocktail. | |Tropic cocktail. | ||
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!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk | !{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |A bad joke | ||
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | |1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | ||
|A drink from Clown Heaven. | |A drink from Clown Heaven. | ||
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!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot | !{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Creamy Berries | ||
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] | |1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] | ||
|Barefoot and pregnant. | |Barefoot and pregnant. | ||
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!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon | !{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon | ||
|30 | |30 | ||
+ | |Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit | ||
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] | |1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] | ||
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. | |Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. | ||
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!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash | !{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash | ||
|90 | |90 | ||
+ | |JUSTICE | ||
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron | |2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron | ||
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. | |Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. | ||
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![[File:Bees Knees.gif|64px]] | ![[File:Bees Knees.gif|64px]] | ||
!{{anchor|Bee's Knees}}Bee's Knees | !{{anchor|Bee's Knees}}Bee's Knees | ||
− | | | + | |35 |
+ | |Sweeter Mead | ||
|1 part [[#mead|mead]], 1 part honey, 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]] | |1 part [[#mead|mead]], 1 part honey, 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]] | ||
|This glass is oozing with honey. A bit too much honey to look appealing for anyone but a certain insect. | |This glass is oozing with honey. A bit too much honey to look appealing for anyone but a certain insect. | ||
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!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets | !{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Seduction | ||
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]] | |1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]] | ||
|A provocatively named classic. | |A provocatively named classic. | ||
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!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk | !{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk | ||
|15 | |15 | ||
+ | |Desperation and Lactate | ||
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]] | |1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]] | ||
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. | |A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. | ||
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!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian | !{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Bitterness | ||
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]] | |3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]] | ||
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. | |For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. | ||
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!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper | !{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper | ||
|20 | |20 | ||
+ | |Bubbling Possibility | ||
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]] | |1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]] | ||
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. | |A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. | ||
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!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam | !{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Alternate Realities | ||
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}, 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]] | |1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}, 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]] | ||
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. | |The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. | ||
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!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary | !{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary | ||
|55 | |55 | ||
+ | |Tomatoes with a hint of lime | ||
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | |1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | ||
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. | |Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. | ||
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!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake | !{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy blue cherry | ||
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly | |1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly | ||
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake. | |A blue cherry flavored milkshake. | ||
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!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger | !{{anchor|Booger}}Booger | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Sweet 'n creamy | ||
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]] | |1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]] | ||
|Ewww... | |Ewww... | ||
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!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta | !{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |A bitter freshness | ||
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]] | |1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]] | ||
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. | |A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. | ||
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!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull | !{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Alcoholic Bravery | ||
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]] | |2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]] | ||
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. | |Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. | ||
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!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray | !{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos | ||
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]] | |2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]] | ||
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. | |A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. | ||
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!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting | !{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting | ||
|95 | |95 | ||
+ | |Your brain coming out your nose | ||
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]] | |2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]] | ||
|A stingy drink. | |A stingy drink. | ||
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!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake | !{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy cherry | ||
| 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. | | 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. | ||
|A cherry flavored milkshake. | |A cherry flavored milkshake. | ||
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!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding | !{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sweet Chocolate | ||
| 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk | | 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk | ||
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass. | |A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass. | ||
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!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate | !{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy chocolate | ||
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder | |5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder | ||
|Tasty. | |Tasty. | ||
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!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini | !{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |Dry Class | ||
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] | |2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] | ||
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. | |Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. | ||
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!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Coffee Latte | !{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Coffee Latte | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Bitter cream | ||
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]] | |1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]] | ||
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | |A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | ||
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!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda | !{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Fizzy Vanilla | ||
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla | |2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla | ||
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. | |A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. | ||
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!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike | !{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike | ||
| -10 | | -10 | ||
+ | |A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste | ||
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]] | |2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]] | ||
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. | |Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. | ||
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!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre | !{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum | ||
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | |3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | ||
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. | |A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. | ||
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!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood | !{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood | ||
|75 | |75 | ||
+ | |Sweet Tasting Iron | ||
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]] | |1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]] | ||
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. | |Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. | ||
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!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss | !{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Bitter Iron | ||
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]] | |1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]] | ||
|Creepy time! | |Creepy time! | ||
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!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight | !{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Homely Fruit | ||
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] | |1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] | ||
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. | |A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. | ||
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!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini | !{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini | ||
|65 | |65 | ||
+ | |A beach | ||
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]] | |1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]] | ||
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. | |Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. | ||
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!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin | !{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |Molasses and a mouthful of pool water | ||
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice | |1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice | ||
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top | |A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top | ||
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!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex | !{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Green apples and Blue raspberries | ||
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]] | |2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]] | ||
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks. | |An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks. | ||
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!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog | !{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog | ||
|1 | |1 | ||
+ | |Custard and alcohol | ||
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]] | |5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]] | ||
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year. | |For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year. | ||
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!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise | !{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Tartness and bananas | ||
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]] | |1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]] | ||
|The surprise is, it's green! | |The surprise is, it's green! | ||
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!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli | !{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli | ||
| -10 | | -10 | ||
+ | |A sweet sobering mix | ||
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]] | |1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]] | ||
|What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? | |What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? | ||
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!{{anchor|Faster-Than-Liver}}Faster-Than-Liver | !{{anchor|Faster-Than-Liver}}Faster-Than-Liver | ||
|52 | |52 | ||
+ | |Empty Space | ||
|1 part [[#Vodka|Vodka]], 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]] | |1 part [[#Vodka|Vodka]], 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]] | ||
|A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit. | |A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit. | ||
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!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola | !{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Sweet Relief | ||
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]] | |1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]] | ||
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. | |A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. | ||
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!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz | !{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz | ||
|10 | |10 | ||
+ | |Charged Metal | ||
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron | |1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron | ||
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. | |Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. | ||
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2. | |Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2. | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | ![[File: | + | ![[File:Fourth Wall.gif|64px]] |
!{{anchor|Fourth Wall}}Fourth Wall | !{{anchor|Fourth Wall}}Fourth Wall | ||
− | | | + | |0 |
+ | |Binary | ||
|10 parts [[#Gargle Blaster|gargle blaster]], 1 part bluespace dust | |10 parts [[#Gargle Blaster|gargle blaster]], 1 part bluespace dust | ||
|Just looking at this makes your head hurt. | |Just looking at this makes your head hurt. | ||
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!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver | !{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver | ||
|90 | |90 | ||
+ | |Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar | ||
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]] | |9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]] | ||
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. | |Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. | ||
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!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats | !{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy cherry | ||
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream | |5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream | ||
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. | |Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. | ||
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!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz | !{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Dry, tart lemons | ||
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | |2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | ||
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. | |Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. | ||
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!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic | !{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Mild and tart | ||
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]] | |2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]] | ||
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman. | |A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman. | ||
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!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager | !{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Burning cinnamon | ||
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold | |10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold | ||
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. | |100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. | ||
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!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda | !{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Grape soda | ||
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water | |1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water | ||
|Beloved of children and teetotalers. | |Beloved of children and teetotalers. | ||
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!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa | !{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |Classy bitter sweetness | ||
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | |1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | ||
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you. | |A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you. | ||
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!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper | !{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth | ||
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao | |5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao | ||
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. | |A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. | ||
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!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer | !{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Green Piss Water | ||
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder | |10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder | ||
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. | |A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. | ||
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!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog | !{{anchor|Grog}}Grog | ||
|1 | |1 | ||
+ | |A poor excuse for alcohol | ||
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]] | |1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]] | ||
|A fine and cepa drink for Space. | |A fine and cepa drink for Space. | ||
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!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch | !{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch | ||
|90 | |90 | ||
+ | |Bravado in the face of disaster | ||
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315) | |5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315) | ||
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. | |Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. | ||
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!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight | !{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Giving peace a chance | ||
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]] | |1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]] | ||
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. | |A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. | ||
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!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch | !{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch | ||
|100 | |100 | ||
+ | |Pure Resignation | ||
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | |2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | ||
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. | |You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. | ||
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!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer | !{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer | ||
|15 | |15 | ||
+ | |Refreshingly cold | ||
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]] | |5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]] | ||
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. | |A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. | ||
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!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee | !{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Bitter Coldness | ||
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]] | |1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]] | ||
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you! | |A drink to perk you up and refresh you! | ||
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!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea | !{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sweet Tea | ||
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]] | |1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]] | ||
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. | |All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. | ||
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![[File:Icewing.gif|64px]] | ![[File:Icewing.gif|64px]] | ||
!{{anchor|Icewing}}Icewing | !{{anchor|Icewing}}Icewing | ||
− | | | + | |50 |
+ | |Frostburn | ||
|1 part [[#Anti-freeze|anti-freeze]], 1 part [[Guide to Chemistry#Miner's Salve|miner's salve]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] | |1 part [[#Anti-freeze|anti-freeze]], 1 part [[Guide to Chemistry#Miner's Salve|miner's salve]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] | ||
|A watcher hunter's drink of choice. Will heal your frostburns, or cool you down. | |A watcher hunter's drink of choice. Will heal your frostburns, or cool you down. | ||
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!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb | !{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Delicious anger | ||
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]] | |1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]] | ||
|An Irish car bomb. | |An Irish car bomb. | ||
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!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee | !{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Giving up on the day | ||
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]] | |2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]] | ||
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. | |Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. | ||
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!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream | !{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |Creamy alcohol | ||
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | |2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | ||
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? | |It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? | ||
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!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose | !{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose | ||
|15 | |15 | ||
+ | |A sweet and sour slice of apple | ||
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]] | |2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]] | ||
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. | |A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. | ||
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!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze | !{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |Divine Windiness | ||
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]] | |1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]] | ||
|Divinely windy. | |Divinely windy. | ||
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!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade | !{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sunshine and summertime | ||
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] | |2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] | ||
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6. | |Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6. | ||
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!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine | !{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Scaley sweetness | ||
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol | |1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol | ||
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. | |An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. | ||
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!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea | !{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |A mixture of cola and alcohol | ||
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]] | |1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]] | ||
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. | |The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. | ||
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!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan | !{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan | ||
|30 | |30 | ||
+ | |Mild dryness | ||
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] | |2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] | ||
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... | |The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... | ||
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!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project | !{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Death, the destroyer of worlds | ||
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium | |10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium | ||
− | |A | + | |A scientist's drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. |
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | ||
|- | |- | ||
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!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita | !{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Dry and salty | ||
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | |2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | ||
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! | |On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! | ||
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![[File:Mauna Loa.png|64px]] | ![[File:Mauna Loa.png|64px]] | ||
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa | !{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa | ||
− | | | + | |40 |
+ | |Fiery, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh | ||
|2 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|kahlua]], 2 parts [[#Bahama Mama|bahama mama]] | |2 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|kahlua]], 2 parts [[#Bahama Mama|bahama mama]] | ||
|Lavaland in a drink... mug... volcano... thing. | |Lavaland in a drink... mug... volcano... thing. | ||
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!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead | !{{anchor|Mead}}Mead | ||
|30 | |30 | ||
+ | |Sweet, sweet alcohol | ||
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | |2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | ||
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. | |A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. | ||
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!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito | !{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito | ||
|30 | |30 | ||
+ | |Refreshing mint | ||
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]] | |1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]] | ||
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. | |A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. | ||
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!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine | !{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine | ||
|95 | |95 | ||
+ | |Bitterness | ||
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | |5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst) | ||
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. | |You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. | ||
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!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour | !{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour | ||
|10 | |10 | ||
+ | |Blood | ||
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]] | |1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]] | ||
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! | |A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! | ||
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!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola | !{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |The Future | ||
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]] | |1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]] | ||
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland | |Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland | ||
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!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer | !{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Simpler times | ||
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]] | |3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]] | ||
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. | |An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. | ||
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!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin | !{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |A numbing sensation | ||
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]] | |1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]] | ||
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. | |A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. | ||
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!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | !{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick | ||
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | |1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]] | ||
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. | |Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. | ||
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!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron | !{{anchor|Patron}}Patron | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |Metallic and expensive | ||
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver | |10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver | ||
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. | |Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. | ||
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!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty | !{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Mint and chocolate | ||
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]] | |6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]] | ||
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. | |This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. | ||
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!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker | !{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |Triumph with a hint of bitterness | ||
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold | |2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold | ||
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. | |This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. | ||
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![[File:Plasma Flood.png|64px]] | ![[File:Plasma Flood.png|64px]] | ||
!{{anchor|Plasma Flood}}Plasma Flood | !{{anchor|Plasma Flood}}Plasma Flood | ||
− | | | + | |60 |
+ | |a plasma fire in your mouth | ||
|1 part plasma, 1 part [[Guide to Chemistry#Napalm|napalm]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Demon's Blood|demon's blood]] | |1 part plasma, 1 part [[Guide to Chemistry#Napalm|napalm]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Demon's Blood|demon's blood]] | ||
|A favorite of the grey tide. Ironically, not recommended to stand in plasma while drinking this. | |A favorite of the grey tide. Ironically, not recommended to stand in plasma while drinking this. | ||
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!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte | !{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy pumkin | ||
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream | |5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream | ||
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee. | |A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee. | ||
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!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec | !{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day | ||
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]] | |5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]] | ||
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. | |Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. | ||
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!{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec | !{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |THE LAW | ||
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]] | |5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]] | ||
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. | |Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. | ||
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!{{anchor|Ratvander}}Ratvander | !{{anchor|Ratvander}}Ratvander | ||
|10 | |10 | ||
+ | |Sweet Brass | ||
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 5 parts [[#Triple Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part iron, 0.6 parts copper | |5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 5 parts [[#Triple Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part iron, 0.6 parts copper | ||
|A new cocktail originally mixed by TRNE Corp. Said to be embued with eldritch magic. | |A new cocktail originally mixed by TRNE Corp. Said to be embued with eldritch magic. | ||
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!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead | !{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead | ||
|31 | |31 | ||
+ | |Sweet and salty alcohol | ||
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood | |1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood | ||
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange. | |A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange. | ||
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!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen | !{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Wonder | ||
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]|{{RecursiveChem/Growth_Serum}}}} | |6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]|{{RecursiveChem/Growth_Serum}}}} | ||
|DRINK ME. | |DRINK ME. | ||
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!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck | !{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck | ||
|60 | |60 | ||
+ | |Artifical fruityness | ||
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]] | |5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]] | ||
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. | |A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. | ||
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!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke | !{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke | ||
|40 | |40 | ||
+ | |Cola | ||
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]] | |2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]] | ||
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys. | |The classic go-to of space-fratboys. | ||
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![[File:Sarsaparillian Sunset.gif|64px]] | ![[File:Sarsaparillian Sunset.gif|64px]] | ||
!{{anchor|Sarsaparillian Sunset}}Sarsaparillian Sunset | !{{anchor|Sarsaparillian Sunset}}Sarsaparillian Sunset | ||
− | | | + | |70 |
+ | |Pleasant burning | ||
|5 parts [[#Tequila Sunrise|tequila sunrise]], 1 part [[#Nuka Cola|nuka cola]], 1 part [[Guide to chemistry#Napalm|napalm]] | |5 parts [[#Tequila Sunrise|tequila sunrise]], 1 part [[#Nuka Cola|nuka cola]], 1 part [[Guide to chemistry#Napalm|napalm]] | ||
|The view of a sunset over an irradiated wasteland. Calms your burns, but don't drink too much. | |The view of a sunset over an irradiated wasteland. Calms your burns, but don't drink too much. | ||
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!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten | !{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Hot and spice | ||
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin | |1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin | ||
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. | |A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. | ||
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!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail | !{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail | ||
|55 | |55 | ||
+ | |Oranges | ||
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]] | |2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]] | ||
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. | |A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. | ||
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!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar | !{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Delicious freedom | ||
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]] | |2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]] | ||
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. | |The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. | ||
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!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer | !{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer | ||
|59 | |59 | ||
+ | |A pencil eraser | ||
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]] | |1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]] | ||
|A drink from mime Heaven. | |A drink from mime Heaven. | ||
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!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo | !{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Concentrated matter | ||
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]] | |5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]] | ||
|A blue-space beverage. | |A blue-space beverage. | ||
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!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White | !{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Refreshing cold | ||
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]] | |1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]] | ||
|A cold refreshment. | |A cold refreshment. | ||
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!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte | !{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Creamy Coffee | ||
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] | |1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] | ||
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | |A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | ||
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!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider | !{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider | ||
|40 | |40 | ||
+ | |Stale bread with a staler aftertaste | ||
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment | |1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment | ||
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. | |Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. | ||
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!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger | !{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |A slap on the face in the best possible way | ||
|10 parts whiskey, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]] | |10 parts whiskey, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]] | ||
|A snappy way to end the day. | |A snappy way to end the day. | ||
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!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush | !{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush | ||
|10 | |10 | ||
+ | |Your arteries clogging with sugar | ||
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]] | |2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]] | ||
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. | |Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. | ||
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!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb | !{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb | ||
|90 | |90 | ||
+ | |Purified Antagonism | ||
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]] | |1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]] | ||
|A syndicate bomb. | |A syndicate bomb. | ||
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!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise | !{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise | ||
|45 | |45 | ||
+ | |Oranges with a hint of pomegranate | ||
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]] | |2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]] | ||
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... | |Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... | ||
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!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf | !{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf | ||
|100 | |100 | ||
+ | |Hair on your chest and your chin | ||
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]] | |2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]] | ||
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. | |A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. | ||
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!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko | !{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko | ||
|80 | |80 | ||
+ | |Jitters and death | ||
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]] | |1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]] | ||
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. | |This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. | ||
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!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea | !{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea | ||
|10 | |10 | ||
+ | |Dryness | ||
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium | |10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium | ||
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. | |A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. | ||
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!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special | !{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special | ||
|25 | |25 | ||
+ | |Spicy Toxins | ||
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma | |2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma | ||
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!''' | |Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!''' | ||
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!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer | !{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer | ||
|40 | |40 | ||
+ | |Dried plums and malt | ||
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]] | |2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]] | ||
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. | |A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. | ||
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!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus | !{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Extreme bitterness | ||
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice | |1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice | ||
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun. | |Triple the citrus, triple the fun. | ||
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!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo | !{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo | ||
|85 | |85 | ||
+ | |The outlaw spirit | ||
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]]|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}}}, 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]] | |2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]]|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}}}, 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]] | ||
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. | |A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. | ||
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!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding | !{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |Sweet Vanilla | ||
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk | | 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk | ||
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass. | |A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass. | ||
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!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic | !{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Tart bitterness | ||
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]] | |2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]] | ||
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough. | |For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough. | ||
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!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini | !{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini | ||
|65 | |65 | ||
+ | |Shaken, not stirred | ||
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] | |2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]] | ||
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great. | |A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great. | ||
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!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola | !{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Cola | ||
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]] | |2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]] | ||
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious. | |An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious. | ||
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!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda | !{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda | ||
|70 | |70 | ||
+ | |Soda | ||
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]] | |2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]] | ||
|Ultimate refreshment. | |Ultimate refreshment. | ||
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!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour | !{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour | ||
|35 | |35 | ||
+ | |Sour lemons | ||
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar | |1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar | ||
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content. | |Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content. | ||
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!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian | !{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |Bitter cream | ||
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | |3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]] | ||
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. | |A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. | ||
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!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz | !{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz | ||
|50 | |50 | ||
+ | |Friendship! It is magic, after all | ||
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]] | |1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]] | ||
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. | |A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. | ||
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!{{anchor|..What?}}..What? | !{{anchor|..What?}}..What? | ||
|N/A | |N/A | ||
+ | |What? | ||
|Fail a recipe | |Fail a recipe | ||
|You can't really tell what this is. | |You can't really tell what this is. |
Revision as of 10:50, 31 March 2021
Drinks
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.
A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.
[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.
0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
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11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.
Basic Drink Ingredients
Picture | Cocktail | Strength | Taste | Ingredients | Drink Description | Notes |
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Absinthe | 80 | Death and Licorice | 1 part Absinthe | A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. | Has a chance to cause hallucinations. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each. | |
Ale | 65 | Hearty Barley Ale | 1 part ale | A warm pint of delicious ale. | To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker. | |
Applejack | 20 | An honest day's work at the orchard | 1 part applejack | The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. | To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack. | |
Apple Juice | N/A | Apples | 1 part apple juice | The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. | To acquire: Juice an apple. | |
Banana Juice | N/A | Banana | 1 part banana juice | The raw essence of a banana. HONK | Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bananas. | |
Beer | 25 | Piss Water | 1 part beer | A freezing pint of beer. | To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst). | |
Berry Juice | N/A | Berries | 1 part berry juice | berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? | To acquire: Juice berries. | |
Carrot juice | N/A | Carrots | 1 part carrot juice | It is just like a carrot but without crunching. | Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots. | |
Champagne | 40 | Auspicious occasions and bad decisions | 1 part champagne | A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. | To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne. | |
Clown's Tears | N/A | Mournful Honking | 1 part clown's tears | Not very funny. | To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup. | |
Coffee | N/A | Bitterness | 1 part coffee | Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines. | |
Cognac | 75 | Angry and Irish | 1 part cognac | Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Creme de Menthe | 20 | A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater | 1 part creme de menthe | A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. | |
Creme de Cacao | 20 | A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol | 1 part creme de cacao | A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. | |
Dr. Gibb | N/A | Cherry Soda | 1 part Dr. Gibb | Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. | Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. | |
Fernet | 80 | Utter bitterness | 1 part Fernet | Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. | Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Garlic Juice | N/A | Garlic | 1 part garlic juice | Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it. | 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic. | |
Gin | 45 | An alcoholic christmas tree | 1 part gin | It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...??? | |
Grenadine | N/A | Sweet pomegranates | 1 part grenadine | Delicious flavored syrup. | To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat. | |
Glass of Ice | N/A | Ice | 1 part ice | Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... | Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Hard Cider | 25 | The seasons that falls between summer and winter | 1 part hard cider | Apple juice, for adults. | Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each. | |
Holy Water | N/A | None | 1 part holy water | A glass of holy water. | Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel. | |
Kahlúa | 45 | None | 1 part Kahlúa | DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST | Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme. | |
Lemon Juice | N/A | Sourness | 1 part lemon juice | Sour... | To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons. | |
Lemon-Lime | N/A | Tangy lime and lemon soda | 1 part Lemon-Lime | You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. | Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. | |
Lime Juice | N/A | Unbearable sourness | 1 part lime juice | A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. | Heals toxic damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes. | |
Menthol | N/A | Mint | 1 part menthol | Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. | Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser. | |
Milk | N/A | Milk | 1 part milk | White and nutritious goodness! | Slowly heals brute damage and purges capsaicin oil. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one. | |
Milk Cream | N/A | Creamy Milk | 1 part cream | Ewwww... | Heals brute damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator. | |
Nothing | N/A | "Nothing" | 1 part nothing | Absolutely nothing. | Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas. | |
Orange Juice | N/A | Oranges | 1 part orange juice | Vitamins! Yay! | Heals suffocation damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges. | |
Parsnip Juice | N/A | Parsnip | 1 part parsnip juice | Why... | To acquire: Juice a parsnip. | |
Peach Juice | N/A | Peaches | 1 part peach juice | Just peachy. | To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance. | |
Poison Berry Juice | N/A | Berries | 1 part poison berry juice | berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? | Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Juice poison berries. | |
Potato Juice | N/A | Irish Sadness | 1 part potato juice | Bleh... | To acquire: Juice potatoes. | |
Rum | 60 | Spiked Butterscotch | 1 part rum | Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Sake | 70 | Sweet rice wine | 1 part sake | A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst). | |
Soda Water | N/A | Carbonated Water | 1 part soda water | Why not make a scotch and soda? | Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Soy Milk | N/A | Soy Milk | 1 part soy milk | White and nutritious soy goodness! | Heals brute damage. To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one. | |
Space Cola | N/A | Cola | 1 part Space Cola | A glass of refreshing Space Cola. | Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice. | |
Space Mountain Wind | N/A | Sweet citrus soda | 1 part Space Mountain Wind | Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. | Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. | |
Space-Up | N/A | Cherry Soda | 1 part Space-Up | Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. | Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. | |
Tea | N/A | Tart black tea | 1 part tea | Drinking it from here would not seem right. | Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines. | |
Tequila | 70 | Paint stripper | 1 part tequila | Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Tomato Juice | N/A | Tomatoes | 1 part tomato juice | Are you sure this is tomato juice? | Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes. | |
Tonic Water | N/A | Tart and fresh | 1 part tonic water | Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Triple Sec | 30 | A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean | 1 part triple sec | A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. | To acquire: In a booze dispenser. | |
Vermouth | 45 | Dry alcohol | 1 part vermouth | You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. | |
Vodka | 65 | Grain alcohol | 1 part vodka | The glass contain wodka. Xynta. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme | |
Water | N/A | Water | 1 part water | The father of all refreshments. | To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks. | |
Watermelon Juice | N/A | Juicy watermelon | 1 part watermelon juice | A glass of watermelon juice. | To acquire: Juice watermelon slices. | |
Welder Fuel | N/A | Gross metal | 1 part welding fuel | Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. | Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank. | |
Whiskey | 75 | Molasses | 1 part whiskey | A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. | To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each. | |
Wine | 35 | Bitter sweetness | 1 part wine | A very classy looking drink. | To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa). |
Mixed Drinks
Picture | Cocktail | Strength | Taste | Ingredients | Drink Description | Notes |
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Acid Spit | 80 | Stomach acid | 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid | A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens. | ||
Alexander | 80 | Bitter, creamy cacao | 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream | A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. | If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. IBA Official Cocktail | |
Allies Cocktail | 45 | Bitter yet free | 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka | A drink made from your allies. | Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin | |
Aloe | 35 | Sweet 'n creamy | 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey | Very, very, very good. | ||
Amasec | 35 | Dark and metallic | 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka | Always handy before COMBAT!!! | Warhammer 40k drink | |
Andalusia | 40 | Lemons | 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice | A nice, strangely named drink. | ||
Anti-Freeze | 35 | Jack Frost's piss | 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice | The ultimate refreshment. | Heats you up if you are frozen | |
Arnold Palmer | N/A | Bitter Tea | 1 part lemonade, 1 part tea | Encourages the patient to go golfing. | ||
Atomic Bomb | N/A | Da bomb | 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium | Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. | Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
B-52 | 85 | Angry and Irish | 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac | Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Bacchus' Blessing | 300 | A wall of bricks | 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb | Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. | Can kill you if you drink enough. | |
Bahama Mama | 35 | Lime and Orange | 2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice | Tropic cocktail. | Existing cocktail | |
Banana Honk | 60 | A bad joke | 1 part laughter, 1 part cream | A drink from Clown Heaven. | Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. | |
Barefoot | 45 | Creamy Berries | 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice | Barefoot and pregnant. | Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes. | |
Bastion Bourbon | 30 | Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit | 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice | Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. | When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4. | |
Beepsky Smash | 90 | JUSTICE | 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron | Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. | Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5. | |
Bee's Knees | 35 | Sweeter Mead | 1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice | This glass is oozing with honey. A bit too much honey to look appealing for anyone but a certain insect. | Is tasty for Apids, but deals slight toxin damage to others. | |
Between the Sheets | 80 | Seduction | 1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice | A provocatively named classic. | Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. IBA Official Cocktail | |
Bilk | 15 | Desperation and Lactate | 1 part beer, 1 part milk | A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. | Slowly heals brute damage | |
Black Russian | 70 | Bitterness | 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa | For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. | IBA official cocktail | |
Blank Paper | 20 | Bubbling Possibility | 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola | A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. | Heals and mutes mimes. | |
Blazaam | 70 | Alternate Realities | 1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust , 2 parts gin
Grind a bluespace crystal |
The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. | Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. | |
Bloody Mary | 55 | Tomatoes with a hint of lime | 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice | Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. | Restores blood. IBA official cocktail | |
Blue Cherry Shake | N/A | Creamy blue cherry | 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly | A blue cherry flavored milkshake. | ||
Booger | 45 | Sweet 'n creamy | 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice | Ewww... | ||
Branca Menta | 35 | A bitter freshness | 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice | A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. | Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank. | |
Brave Bull | 80 | Alcoholic Bravery | 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa | Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. | Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail | |
Bug Spray | 50 | The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos | 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka | A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. | Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6. | |
Changeling Sting | 95 | Your brain coming out your nose | 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail | A stingy drink. | Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3. | |
Cherry Shake | N/A | Creamy cherry | 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. | A cherry flavored milkshake. | ||
Chocolate Pudding | N/A | Sweet Chocolate | 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk | A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass. | ||
Chocolate | N/A | Creamy chocolate | 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder | Tasty. | Heats up if frozen | |
Classic Martini | 60 | Dry Class | 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth | Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. | IBA official cocktail | |
Coffee Latte | N/A | Bitter cream | 1 part coffee, 1 part milk | A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen | |
Cream Soda | N/A | Fizzy Vanilla | 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla | A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. | Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5. | |
Crevice Spike | -10 | A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste | 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin | Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. | It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A | |
Cuba Libre | 50 | A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum | 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice | A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. | Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail | |
Demons Blood | 75 | Sweet Tasting Iron | 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb | Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. | Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood. | |
Devil's Kiss | 70 | Bitter Iron | 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa | Creepy time! | Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you. | |
Doctor's Delight | N/A | Homely Fruit | 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone | A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. | Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger). | |
Driest Martini | 65 | A beach | 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin | Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. | Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing | |
Drunken Blumpkin | 50 | Molasses and a mouthful of pool water | 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice | A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top | ||
Duplex | 25 | Green apples and Blue raspberries | 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice | An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks. | ||
Eggnog | 1 | Custard and alcohol | 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream | For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year. | ||
Erika Surprise | 35 | Tartness and bananas | 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice | The surprise is, it's green! | ||
Fanciulli | -10 | A sweet sobering mix | 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet | What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? | Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. Existing drink. | |
Faster-Than-Liver | 52 | Empty Space | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail | A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit. | Causes you to hallucinate FTL travel. | |
Fernet Cola | 25 | Sweet Relief | 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola | A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. | Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven. | |
Fetching Fizz | 10 | Charged Metal | 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron | Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. | Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2. | |
Fourth Wall | 0 | Binary | 10 parts gargle blaster, 1 part bluespace dust | Just looking at this makes your head hurt. | Gives you a random brain trauma depending on how much you've had. Results in 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Fringe Weaver | 90 | Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar | 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar | Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. | Drink from VA-11 Hall-A | |
Gibb Floats | N/A | Creamy cherry | 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream | Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. | ||
Gin Fizz | 45 | Dry, tart lemons | 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice | Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Gin and Tonic | 25 | Mild and tart | 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water | A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman. | ||
Goldschlager | 25 | Burning cinnamon | 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold | 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. | Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Grape Soda | N/A | Grape soda | 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water | Beloved of children and teetotalers. | Cools you down if overheated. | |
Grappa | 60 | Classy bitter sweetness | 1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) | A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you. | ||
Grasshopper | 25 | Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth | 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao | A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Green Beer | 25 | Green Piss Water | 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder | A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. | Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Grog | 1 | A poor excuse for alcohol | 1 part water, 1 part rum | A fine and cepa drink for Space. | Exists in real world | |
Hearty Punch | 90 | Bravado in the face of disaster | 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) | Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. | Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15. | |
Hippie's Delight | N/A | Giving peace a chance | 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. | Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering | |
Hooch | 100 | Pure Resignation | 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) | You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. | Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era | |
Iced Beer | 15 | Refreshingly cold | 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil | A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. | Cools you down if overheated | |
Iced Coffee | N/A | Bitter Coldness | 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee | A drink to perk you up and refresh you! | Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep | |
Iced Tea | N/A | Sweet Tea | 1 part ice, 3 parts tea | All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. | Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage. | |
Icewing | 50 | Frostburn | 1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice | A watcher hunter's drink of choice. Will heal your frostburns, or cool you down. | Cools you down, heals if you're cold. | |
Irish Car Bomb | 25 | Delicious anger | 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale | An Irish car bomb. | Exists in real world | |
Irish Coffee | 35 | Giving up on the day | 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee | Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Irish Cream | 50 | Creamy alcohol | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream | It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? | Exists in real world | |
Jack Rose | 15 | A sweet and sour slice of apple | 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice | A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. | ||
Kamikaze | 60 | Divine Windiness | 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice | Divinely windy. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Lemonade | N/A | Sunshine and summertime | 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice | Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6. | ||
Lizard Wine | 45 | Scaley sweetness | 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol | An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. | Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu. | |
Long Island Iced Tea | 35 | A mixture of cola and alcohol | 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila | The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Manhattan | 30 | Mild dryness | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth | The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Manhattan Project | 45 | Death, the destroyer of worlds | 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium | A scientist's drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. | Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Margarita | 35 | Dry and salty | 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice | On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Mauna Loa | 40 | Fiery, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh | 2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts bahama mama | Lavaland in a drink... mug... volcano... thing. | Heats you up while it's in your body. Occasionally makes you burst into flames. | |
Mead | 30 | Sweet, sweet alcohol | 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) | A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. | Exists in real world | |
Mojito | 30 | Refreshing mint | 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol | A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
64px | Moonshine | 95 | Bitterness | 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) | You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. | |
Narsour | 10 | Blood | 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood | A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! | Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3. | |
Nuka Cola | N/A | The Future | 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola | Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland | Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed Reference to Fallout. | |
Old Timer | 35 | Simpler times | 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander | An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. | Makes you older. And older, and older. | |
Neurotoxin | 50 | A numbing sensation | 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. | Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine. | |
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | N/A | Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick | 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice | Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. | Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | |
Patron | 60 | Metallic and expensive | 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver | Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. | Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Peppermint Patty | 25 | Mint and chocolate | 6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol | This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. | Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer. | |
Planet Cracker | 50 | Triumph with a hint of bitterness | 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold | This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. | Results in 4 parts instead of 6. | |
Plasma Flood | 60 | a plasma fire in your mouth | 1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood | A favorite of the grey tide. Ironically, not recommended to stand in plasma while drinking this. | Simultaneously sets you on fire and makes you immune to it as long as it's in your system. Does not make you immune to the heat though. | |
Pumpkin Latte | N/A | Creamy pumkin | 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream | A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee. | ||
Quadruple Sec | 35 | An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day | 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe | Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. | Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system. | |
Quintiple Sec | 80 | THE LAW | 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb | Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. | Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips. | |
Ratvander | 10 | Sweet Brass | 5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part iron, 0.6 parts copper | A new cocktail originally mixed by TRNE Corp. Said to be embued with eldritch magic. | Makes you sound like a drunk Clockwork Cultist. Results in 10 parts instead of 12.6. | |
Red Mead | 31 | Sweet and salty alcohol | 1 part mead, 1 part blood | A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange. | ||
Red Queen | N/A | Wonder | 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part | DRINK ME. | Randomly changes your size while it's in your system. | |
Rubberneck | 60 | Artifical fruityness | 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame | A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. | ||
Rum and Coke | 40 | Cola | 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola | The classic go-to of space-fratboys. | ||
Sarsaparillian Sunset | 70 | Pleasant burning | 5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part nuka cola, 1 part napalm | The view of a sunset over an irradiated wasteland. Calms your burns, but don't drink too much. | Heals your burns, burns you if you drink too much. Makes you spit fireballs. Results in 5 parts instead of 7. | |
Sbiten | 70 | Hot and spice | 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin | A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. | Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world | |
Screwdriver Cocktail | 55 | Oranges | 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice | A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. | Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. IBA Official Cocktail | |
Sidecar | 80 | Delicious freedom | 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice | The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Silencer | 59 | A pencil eraser | 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar | A drink from mime Heaven. | Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes. | |
Singulo | 35 | Concentrated matter | 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine | A blue-space beverage. | ||
Snow White | 35 | Refreshing cold | 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime | A cold refreshment. | ||
Soy Latte | N/A | Creamy Coffee | 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk | A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage | |
Squirt Cider | 40 | Stale bread with a staler aftertaste | 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment | Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. | ||
Stinger | 25 | A slap on the face in the best possible way | 10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe | A snappy way to end the day. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Sugar Rush | 10 | Your arteries clogging with sugar | 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine | Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. | Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A | |
Syndicate Bomb | 90 | Purified Antagonism | 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer | A syndicate bomb. | Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills. | |
Tequila Sunrise | 45 | Oranges with a hint of pomegranate | 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine | Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... | Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail | |
The Manly Dorf | 100 | Hair on your chest and your chin | 2 parts beer, 4 parts ale | A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. | Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress | |
64px | Thirteen Loko | 80 | Jitters and death | 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee | This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. | Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack. |
Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 10 | Dryness | 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium | A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. | Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Toxins Special | 25 | Spicy Toxins | 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma | Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! | Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass. | |
Trappist Beer | 40 | Dried plums and malt | 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar | A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. | If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick. | |
Triple Citrus | N/A | Extreme bitterness | 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice | Triple the citrus, triple the fun. | Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3. | |
Turbo | 85 | The outlaw spirit | 2 parts moonshine, 1 part , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game | A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. | Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are. | |
Vanilla Pudding | N/A | Sweet Vanilla | 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk | A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass. | ||
Vodka and Tonic | 70 | Tart bitterness | 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water | For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough. | ||
Vodka Martini | 65 | Shaken, not stirred | 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth | A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great. | ||
Whiskey Cola | 70 | Cola | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola | An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious. | ||
Whiskey Soda | 70 | Soda | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water | Ultimate refreshment. | ||
Whiskey Sour | 35 | Sour lemons | 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar | Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content. | ||
White Russian | 50 | Bitter cream | 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream | A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Wizz Fizz | 50 | Friendship! It is magic, after all | 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec | A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. | Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick. | |
..What? | N/A | What? | Fail a recipe | You can't really tell what this is. | You get this when there is something else in the glass |
Juice Cartons
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.
Food
You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .
Example Cooking Guide
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a sausage :
- Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
- Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
- Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a faggot File:Faggot.png.
- Place the other piece of meat on any table .
- Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
- Put two of the raw meat cutlets into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
- Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets should turn into cutlets .
- Place the faggot File:Faggot.png and the two cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
- Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the faggot File:Faggot.png and the two cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
- In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
- If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage .
Ingredients
Butchering
This is how you get your meat .
To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.
Knife & Rolling Pin
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).
Picture | Food name | How to acquire |
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Bread Slice | Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches. | |
Cake Slice | Slice any cake with your knife. | |
Pizza Slice | Slice any pizza with your knife. | |
Dough Slice | Slice a flat dough with your knife. | |
Flat Dough | Flatten a dough with your rolling pin. | |
Raw Cutlet | Slice a meat with your knife. | |
Pie Dough | Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin. | |
Raw Pastry Base | Slice a pie dough with your knife. | |
Potato Wedges | Slice a potato with your knife. | |
Cheese Wedge | Slice a cheese wheel with your knife. |
Processor
Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.
Picture | Processes | Condiments |
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Raw Bacon | Process one raw cutlet. | |
64px | Faggot | Process one slab of human or monkey meat. |
Slime Jam | ||
Tator Tot | Process one potato. | |
Space Fries | Process one plate of potato wedges. | |
Carrot Fries | Process one carrot. | |
Roast Parsnip | Process one parsnip. | |
Soy Dope | Process one soy bean. | |
Spaghetti | Process one dough slice. | |
Tortilla | Process one corn. | |
Yaki Imo | Process one sweet potato. |
All-In-One-Grinder
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.
After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your 64px CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.
Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.
Picture | Blends | How to acquire |
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Universal Enzyme | Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor. | |
Nutriment | Grind any solid food. | |
Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil | Grind chilis. | |
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil | Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick. | |
Ketchup | Grind tomatoes. | |
Bbq Sauce | 1 part Ash, 1 part Tomato Juice, 3 parts Saline-Glucose Solution, 1 part Pepper | |
Flour | Grind wheat or oat stalks. | |
Rice | Grind rice stalks. | |
Rice Bowl | Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl. | |
Dough | Mix 15 flour + 10 water. | |
Cake Batter | Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk) | |
Egg Yolk | Break an egg into a beaker. | |
Secret Sauce | Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper. | |
Soy Sauce | Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid. | |
Salt | Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe. | |
Pepper | Grind pepper-mills from the cafe. | |
Peptides | Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Trophazole. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods. | |
Moonshine | Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme. | |
Cheese Wheel | Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese. | |
Chocolate Bar | Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar. | |
Tofu | Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). | |
Butter | Mix 15 milk in the grinder. | |
Butter on a stick | Insert a metal rod into butter. | |
Mayonnaise | Grind egg yolk. | |
Sugar | Grind white beet or sugar cane. | |
Astrotame | Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted. | |
Caramel | Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K. | |
Sprinkles | Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force). | |
Cherry Jelly | Grind cherries. | |
Blue Cherry Jelly | Grind blue cherries. |
Microwave Oven
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.
Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).
In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.
Picture | Cooked food | How to acquire |
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Bacon | Microwave a raw bacon. | |
Plain Bread | Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes. | |
Bun | Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers. | |
Pastry Base | Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes. | |
Boiled Spaghetti | Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes. | |
Pizza Bread | Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes. | |
Plain Pie | Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes. | |
Plain Cake | Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes. | |
Boiled Spider Leg | Microwave a spider leg. | |
Cutlet | Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat. | |
Meat Steak | Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat. | |
Crab Meat | Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes. | |
Toasted Sandwich | Microwave a sandwich. | |
Popcorn | Microwave a corn. | |
Warm Donk-pocket | Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine. | |
Boiled Egg | Microwave an egg. | |
Boiled Rice | Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes. | |
Khinkali | Microwave a Raw Khinkali. | |
Onion Rings | Microwave an onion slice. |
Ice Cream Vat
Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!
For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Waffle Cone | 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar | Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream. | |
Chocolate Cone | 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder | Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream. | |
Vanilla Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Strawberry Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Chocolate Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Blue Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Custom Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) | You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. |
Crafting Recipes
Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.
Burgers
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Burger | 1 bun + 1 meat steak | 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams. | |
Bacon Burger | 1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge | 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | ||
Brain Burger | 1 bun + 1 Brain | 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin | Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol. | |
Clown Burger | 1 bun + 1 Clown Mask | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana | Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis. | |
Crab Burger | 1 bun + 2 crab meat | ? | A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun. | |
Mime Burger | 1 bun + 1 Mime Mask | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing | Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are. | |
Tofu Burger | 1 bun + 1 tofu | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Melts your face! | |
Spell Burger | 1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat | 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin | You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath. | |
Xenoburger | 1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak | 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin | Ali-yum! | |
Jelly Burger | 1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly | 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin | My insides are burning! | |
Ghost Burger | 1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm | 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin | Terror-ifficly tasty. | |
Appendix Burger | 1 bun + 1 Appendix | 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Tastes like appendicitis | |
Five Alarm Burger | 1 bun + 2 ghost chili | 6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin | HOT! HOT! | |
Rat Burger | 1 bun + 1 dead mouse | 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | What did you expect? | |
Big Bite Burger | 1 bun + 3 meat steak | 17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin | Forget the Big Mac. | |
Super Bite Burger | 1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak + 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper |
44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper | If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed. | |
Home Run Baseball Burger | 1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball. | |
Empowered Burger | 1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets | 8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity | It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is. |
Breads & Sandwiches
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Meatbread | 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges | 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Tofu-Bread | 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges | 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Xeno-Bread | 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges | 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum. | |
Spider Meatloaf | 1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges | 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. Green but delicious. | |
Banana-nut Bread | 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana | 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment | Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence. | |
Mimana Bread | 1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana | 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless! | |
Cream Cheese Bread | 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Baguette | 2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper | 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin | The mimes favorite. | |
Sandwich | 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge | 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain. | |
Garlic Bread | 1 (plain) bread slice + 1 butter + 1 garlic | 5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice | Alas, it is limited. | |
Grilled Cheese Sandwich | 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly. | |
Jelly Toast | 1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly | 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin | As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast! | |
Buttered Toast | 1 bread slice + 1 butter | 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast. | |
Butter Biscuit | 1 bun + 1 butter | 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Well butter my biscuit! | |
Butterdog | 1 bun + 3 butter | 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Made from exotic butters. | |
Two Bread | 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine | 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Classy. | |
Jelly Sandwich | 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly | 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin | In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant. | |
Not-a-Sandwich | 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache. | |
Icecream Sandwich | 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream | 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice | Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging. |
Pizzas
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Margherita Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato | 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Mushroom Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms | 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Meat Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato | 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin | Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease. | |
Donk Pocket Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge | 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Dank Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato | 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Sassysage Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 3 Faggots + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Vegetable Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato | 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Arnold Pizza | 1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings | 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine | Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily. |
Pastas
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Tomato Pasta | 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes | 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin | Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary. | |
Copypasta | 2 tomato pastas | 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin | Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff. | |
Spaghetti & Meatballs | 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 faggots | 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | That's-a a spicy meat-aball! | |
Spesslaw | 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 faggots | 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Lawyer's choice! | |
Chowmein | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot | 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables. | |
Beef Noodle | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage | 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs | Nutritious, beefy, and noodly. | |
Butter Noodles | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter | 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Noodles covered in savory butter. |
Soups & Stews
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Meatball Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato | 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin | Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you. | |
Nettle Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato | 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin | Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine. | |
Vegetable Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato | 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin | Force feed the Botanists this. | |
Tomato Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes | 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin | What, no crackers? | |
64px | Blood Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes | 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin | They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these. |
Eyeball Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball | 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs | A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs? | |
Slime Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam | 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin | Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts. | |
Clown's Tears | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore | 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin | Not very funny. | |
Mystery Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge | 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
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This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them. | |
Mushroom Soup | 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle | 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin | The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on. | |
Beet Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage | 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin | Feed your inner Russian with borscht. | |
Milo Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus | 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin | Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops. | |
Stewed Soy Meat | 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato | 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin | Like a steak dinner, only with less murder. | |
Stew | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom | 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin | The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold. | |
Cold Chili Stew | 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato | 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin | Ice, ice, baby! | |
Hot Chili Stew | 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato | 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin | Some like it hot, hot, HOT! | |
Oatmeal | 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk | 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin | A nice bowl of oatmeal. | |
Sweet Potato Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes | 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Delicious sweet potato in soup form. | |
Red Beet Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage | 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Quite a delicacy. | |
64px | French Onion Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Onion + 1 cheese wedge | 1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Good enough to make a grown mime cry. |
Wish Soup | 1 Bowl + 20 units water | 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) | Makes you wish the chef could cook. | |
Bisque | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice | ? | A classic entree from Space-France. |
Seafood
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Imitation Carp Fillet | Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu | 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin | Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic. | |
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich | 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet | 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin | Slightly toxic. | |
Cuban Carp | 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper | 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin | Slightly toxic, and very spicy. | |
Fish & Chips | 1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet | 6 Nutriment | The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) | |
Fish Fingers | 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet | 4 Nutriment | Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) | |
Carp Sashimi | 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce | 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin | Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) |
Meat
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Sausage | 1 faggot + 2 cutlets | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore. | |
Green Eggs and Ham | 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt | 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin | You swear it's still moving. | |
Corned beef and cabbage | 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt | 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland. | |
Filet Migrawr | 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) | 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf | ||
Raw Khinkali | 1 Dough slice + 1 faggot + 1 garlic | 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice | Microwave to finish preparing. |
Salads
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Herb Salad | 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple | 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man? | |
Aesir Salad | 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple | 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin | Duuuuuuuuuude. | |
Valid Salad | 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 faggot | 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin | Heals everyone! Not really | |
Melon Fruit Bowl | 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia | 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | The only salad where you can eat the bowl | |
Fruit Salad | 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice | 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | Your standard fruit salad. | |
Jungle Salad | 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice | 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin | Exotic fruits in a bowl. | |
Citrus Delight | 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon | 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Citrus overload! | |
Monkey's Delight | 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper | 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin | EE EEE! |
Pies
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Banana Cream Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 Banana | 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin | Contains a moderate amount of banana essence. | |
Berry Clafoutis | 1 plain pie + 1 Berry | 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin | It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy! | |
Meatpies | 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper | 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Made of people, or not? | |
Tofu Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 tofu | 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Made of plants, or not? | |
Xeno Pie | 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets | 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | A delicious end to the xeno threat. | |
Apple Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 Apple | 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | The traditional dessert. | |
Cherry Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry | 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan | |
Amanita Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita | 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin | Only slightly toxic, really! | |
Pumpkin Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar | 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | Sliceable. Dangerously delicious. | |
Plump Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet | 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin | Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine! | |
Golden Apple Streusel Tart | 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple | 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin | A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector. | |
Blumpkin Pie | 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin | 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia. | |
Dulce de Batata | 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato | 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin | Delicious sliceable jelly. | |
Frostypie | 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry | 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. | Tastes like blue and cold. | |
Baklava Pie | 4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter | ? | A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread. | |
Beary Pie | 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry | 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | No brown bears, this is a good sign. | |
Grape Tart | 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes | 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make. |
Cakes
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Carrot Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Carrots | 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin | Slicable. Heals eye trauma. | |
Cheese Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies. | |
Birthday Cake | 1 plain cake + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle | 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cake hat. | |
Apple Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Apples | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Brain Cake | 1 plain cake + 1 Brain | 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains. | |
Orange Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Oranges | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Lime Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Limes | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Lemon Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Lemons | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Chocolate Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Pumpkin Spice Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin | 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Slime Cake | 1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake | 1 plain cake + 5 berries | ? | Sliceable. | |
Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake | 1 plain cake + 5 berries + 2 Chocolate Bars | ? | Sliceable. | |
Angel Food Cake | 1 plain cake + 15u holy water | ? | Sliceable. Contains holy water. | |
Pound Cake | 4 plain cake | ? | Sliceable. Counts as junk food. | |
Hardware Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid | ? | Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil. | |
Cak | 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium. | N/A | A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. |
Side Dishes
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Cheese Fries | 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge | 6 Nutriment | Tasty, tasty cheese fries. | |
Cheese Omelette | 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges | 8 Nutriment | Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries. | |
Fried Egg | 1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper | 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper | The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer. | |
Loaded Baked Potato | 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge | 6 Nutriment | No bacon bits? | |
Eggplant Parmigiana | 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Clogs your arteries, healthily! | |
Warm Donk-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 faggot | 4 Nutriment | Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do. | |
Hot Dog | 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup | 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin | Fresh footlong ready to go down on. | |
Pig in a Blanket | 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. | |
Crab Rangoon | 1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream | ? | Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab. | |
Eggs Benedict | 1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice | 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | There is only one egg on this, how rude. | |
Tin of Beans | 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup | 10 Nutriment | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. |
Pastries
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Donut | 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar | Security members recover morale quickly with these. | |
64px | Jelly Donut | 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, | Security members recover more morale with these. |
64px | Meat Donut | 1 pastry base + 1 meat slab | 3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup | Tastes as gross as it looks. |
64px | Chaos Donut | 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce | 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine |
Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten. |
Soylent Green | 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats | 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! | |
Soylen Viridians | 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean | 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS! | |
Waffles | 2 pastry base | 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Like pancakes with syrup traps. | |
Roffle Waffles | 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen | 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin | Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps. | |
Fortune Cookie | 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy | 3 Nutriment | Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. | |
Sugar Cookie | 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar | 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar | Just like your little sister used to make. | |
Muffin | 1 pastry base + 5 units milk | 6 Nutriment | Muffin! | |
Berry Muffin | 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry | 6 Nutriment | A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries. | |
Booberry Muffin | 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm | 6 Nutriment | My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst! | |
Cracker | 1 pastry base + 1 salt | 1 Nutriment | Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!" | |
Poppy Pretzel | 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed | 5 Nutriment | Heals brute damage with opium! | |
Plump Biscuits | 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine | The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf. | |
Oatmeal cookie | 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | The best of both cookie and oat. | |
Raisin Cookie | 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Why would you put raisins on a cookie? | |
Cherry Cupcake | 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A sweet cupcake with cherry bits. | |
Blue Cherry Cupcake | 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A sweet cupcake with cherry bits. | |
Dank-pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis | 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment | ||
Khachapuri | 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk | 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | ||
Chocolate Cornet | 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | ||
Honey Bun | 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey | 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey | ||
Pancake | 1 Pastry Base | 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Can be stacked. | |
Blueberry Pancake | 1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry | 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | ||
Chocolate Chip Pancake | 1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar | 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin |
Sweets
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Chocolate Egg | 1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar | 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco | NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore. | |
Chocolate Coin | 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar | 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco | ||
Fudge Dice | 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar | 3 Nutriment, 1 Coco | You get a fudge die after eating it. | |
Chocolate Orange | 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar | 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco | ||
Candied Apple | 5 units Caramel + 1 Apple | 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar | Happy | |
Sundae | 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream | 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin | A classic desert. | |
Honkdae | 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream | 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin | The clown's favorite desert. | |
Space Freezy | 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream | 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin | The best icecream in space! | |
Honey Nut Bar | 1 Oat + 5 units Honey | 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey | ||
Spider Lollipop | 1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling | 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine |
Exotic
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Chawanmushi | 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle | 5 Nutriment | Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme? | |
Wing Fang Chu | 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | At least it wasn't the dog. | |
Enchiladas | 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas | 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin | Spicy. | |
Classic Taco | 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage | 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce | |
Plain Taco | 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet | 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food. | |
Egg Wrap | 1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce | 5 Nutriment | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. | |
Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans | 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Delicious! | |
Cheesy Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans | 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | It's a burrito filled with cheese. | |
Carne Asada Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans | 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | The best burrito for meat lovers. | |
Fuego Plasma Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans | 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin | A super spicy burrito. | |
Kebab | 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail | 8 Nutriment | You get the metal rod back after eating. | |
Nachos | 1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt | Chips from Space Mexico | |
Cheesy Nachos | 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt | 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt | The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese. | |
Cuban Nachos | 1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper | 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin | That's some dangerously spicy nachos. | |
Amanita Jelly | 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas | 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen | It's evil, don't touch it! | |
Spacy Liberty Duff | 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps | 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen | The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS. | |
Melon Keg | 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka | 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin | Who knew vodka was a fruit? | |
Stuffed Legion | 1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin | 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin | Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better. | |
Powercrepe | 1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre | 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly | With great power, comes great crepes. | |
Bran Requests Cereal | 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins | 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt | A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran. | |
Rice and Pork | 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet | 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine | It's rice and ..."pork". | |
Egg Bowl | 1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn | 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A bowl of rice with a fried egg. | |
Rice Pudding | 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar | 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar | ||
Meat Bun | 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 faggot + 1 Cabbage | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Has the potential to not be Dog. | |
Rat kebab | 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick. | |
Double Rat Kebab | 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Twice the rat, twice the flavor. |
Custom Recipes
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.
Custom food | How to acquire |
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Custom Bread | Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice. |
Custom Cake | Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice. |
Custom Pizza | Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice. |
Custom Pie | Use ingredients on a plain pie. |
Custom Spaghetti | Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti. |
Custom Salad | Use ingredients on an empty bowl. |
Custom Soup | Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl. |
Custom Kebab | Use ingredients on a metal rod. |
Custom Sandwich | Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich. |
Custom Burger | Use ingredients on a bun. |
Vending Machine Food
Junk Food
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.
Junk Drinks
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Space Cola | 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Space Mountain Wind | Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Dr. Gibb | A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Star-kist | Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...? | |
Space-Up | Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Pwr Game | The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Lemon-Lime | You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime. | |
Canned air | 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen. | |
Grey Bull | Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks. |
Hot Drinks
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Robust Coffee | Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. | |
Duke Purple Tea | An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. | |
Dutch Hot Coco | Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco. |
Other food
Picture | Item | Description |
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Cookie | A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment. | |
Lollipop | Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment. | |
Gumball | Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals. |
Hunger
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.
Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.
Starvation
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!
Obesity
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.
Satiety
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.
Breakfast
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
- most egg based foods
- coffee
- bacon
- oatmeal
- orange juice
- milk
- pancakes
- waffles
- donuts
- toasts
- biscuits
- cereal