Guide to food and drinks
Fullness
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.
Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.
Starvation
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!
Obesity
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.
Drinks
IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units the mixer and 50 units the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!
The lower is the strength value, the stronger is the drink.
Icon | Cocktail | Strength | Ingredients | Drink Description | Notes |
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Acid Spit | 45 | 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid | A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens. | ||
Ale | 55 | 1 part Ale | A warm pint of delicious Ale | ||
Allies Cocktail | 35 | 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka | A drink made from your allies. | Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin | |
Aloe | 35 | 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey | Very, very, very good. | ||
Amasec | 35 | 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka | Always handy before COMBAT!!! | Warhammer 40k drink | |
Andalusia | 35 | 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice | A nice, strange named drink. | ||
Anti-Freeze | 25 | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Ice | The ultimate refreshment. | Heats you up if you are frozen | |
Atomic Bomb | N/A | 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium | Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. | Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping | |
B-52 | 25 | 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac | Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Bahama Mama | 35 | 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ice | Tropic cocktail | Existing cocktail | |
Banana Honk | 25 | 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar | A drink from Clown Heaven. | Heals clowns | |
Barefoot | 45 | 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice | Barefoot and pregnant | ||
Beepsky Smash | 25 | 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron | Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. | Repeatedly stuns | |
Beer | 55 | 1 part Beer | A freezing pint of beer | ||
Bilk | 55 | 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk | A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. | Slowly heals brute damage | |
Black Russian | 35 | 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua | For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. | IBA official cocktail | |
Bloody Mary | 35 | 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice | Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. | IBA official cocktail | |
Booger | 45 | 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice | Ewww... | ||
Brave Bull | 35 | 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua | Tequilla and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. | Existing cocktail | |
Changeling Sting | 15 | 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka | A stingy drink. | ||
Classic Martini | 35 | 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth | Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. | IBA official cocktail | |
Coffee Latte | N/A | 1 part Coffee, 1 part Milk | A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | Heals dizziness, drowsyness, wakes up, heats up if frozen | |
Cuba Libre | 45 | 2 parts Rum, 1 part Space Cola | A classic mix of rum and cola. | IBA official cocktail | |
Demons Blood | 35 | 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb | Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. | ||
Devil's Kiss | 35 | 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua | Creepy time! | ||
Driest Martini | 25 | 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin | Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. | Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing | |
Erika Surprise | 35 | 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice | The surprise is, it's green! | ||
Gin Fizz | 45 | 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice | Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Gin and Tonic | 55 | 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic | A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman. | ||
Goldschlager | 25 | 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold | 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. | Exists in real world | |
Grog | 90 | 1 part Water, 1 part Rum | A fine and cepa drink for Space. | Exists in real world | |
Hippie's Delight | N/A | 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster | A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. | Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering | |
Hooch | 35 | 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Welder Fuel | You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. | Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era | |
Iced Beer | 55 | 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil | A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. | Cools you down if overheated | |
Iced Coffee | N/A | 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee | A drink to perk you up and refresh you! | Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsyness and sleep | |
Iced Tea | N/A | 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea | All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. | Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsyness and sleep, heals toxin damage | |
Irish Car Bomb | 25 | 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale | An irish car bomb. | Exists in real world | |
Irish Coffee | 35 | 2 parts Irish Cream, 2 parts Coffee | Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Irish Cream | 35 | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Milk Cream | It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? | Exists in real world | |
Long Island Iced Tea | 25 | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila | The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Manhattan | 45 | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth | The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Manhattan Project | 15 | 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium | A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. | Makes you druggy | |
Margarita | 35 | 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice | On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~! | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Mead | 45 | 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzyme | A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. | Exists in real world | |
Nuka Cola | N/A | 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola | Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland | Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you hyperzine speed Drink if Fallout | |
Neurotoxin | N/A | 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster | A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. | Stuns you repeatedly | |
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | N/A | 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice | Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. | Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | |
Patron | 45 | 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver | Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. | Exists in real world | |
Red Mead | 45 | 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood | A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange. | ||
Sbiten | 35 | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin | A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. | Heats you up is you are frozen Exists in real world | |
Screwdriver | 35 | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice | A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Silencer | 15 | 1 part Nothing, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar | A drink from mime Heaven. | Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes. | |
Singulo | 15 | 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine | A blue-space beverage. | ||
Snow White | 45 | 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime | A cold refreshment. | ||
Soy Latte | N/A | 1 part Coffee, 1 part SoyMilk | A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | Heals dizziness, drowsyness and sleeping, heats up if frozen, heals brute damage | |
Syndicate Bomb | 15 | 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer | A syndicate bomb. | Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills. | |
Tequilla Sunrise | 35 | 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice | Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Doctor's Delight | N/A | 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine | A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. | Heals oxygen, brute, burn, toxin damage, dizziness and confusion | |
The Manly Dorf | 45 | 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale | A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. | Reference to Dwarf Fortress | |
File:Orangeglass.gif | Thirteen Loko | 35 | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Coffee | This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass | Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated |
Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 15 | 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium | A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. | Makes you druggy | |
Toxins Special | 15 | 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma | Whoah, this thing is on FIRE | Heats you up if frozen | |
Vodka Martini | 25 | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth | A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great. | ||
Vodka and Tonic | 35 | 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic | For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough. | ||
Whiskey Cola | 35 | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Space Cola | An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious. | ||
Whiskey Soda | 35 | 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water | Ultimate refreshment. | ||
White Russian | 35 | 1 Black Russian, 1 part Milk Cream | A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
..What? | You can't really tell what this is. | You get this when there is something else in the glass |
Microwave Recipes
Note: Space Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and SoyMilk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.
Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Burgers
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Burger | 5 units Flour + 1 Meat | If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger. | |
Brain Burger | 5 units Flour + 1 Brain | Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Alkysine. | |
Clown Burger | 1 Clown Mask + 5 units Flour | Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis. | |
Mime Burger | 1 Mime Mask + 5 units Flour | Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are. | |
Tofu Burger | 5 units Flour + 1 Tofu | Melts your face! | |
Spell Burger | 5 units Flour + 1 Wizard Hat | You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath. | |
Xenoburger | 5 units Flour + 1 Xeno Meat | Ali-yum! | |
Jelly Burger | 15 units Flour + 5 units Slime Jam or 5 units Cherry Jelly | My insides are burning! | |
Ghost Burger | 5 units Flour + 1 Ectoplasm | Terror-ifficly tasty. | |
Appendix Burger | 5 units Flour + 1 Appendix | Tastes like appendicitis | |
Big Bite Burger | 3 Meats + 5 units Flour | Forget the Big Mac. | |
Super Bite Burger | 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meats + 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units Salt + 5 units Pepper | If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed. |
Breads & Sandwiches
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Bread | 15 units Flour | Sliceable. | |
Bread Slice | Slice up a Bread with a knife to get 5 of these | Sliceable. | |
Meatbread | 3 Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. | |
Tofu-Bread | 3 Tofus + 3 Cheese Wedges + 15 units Flour | Sliceable. | |
Xeno-Bread | 3 Xeno Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum. | |
Spider Meatloaf | 3 Spider Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. Green but delicious. | |
Banana-nut Bread | 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana | Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence. | |
Cream Cheese Bread | 15 units Flour + 2 Cheese Wedges | Sliceable. | |
Baguette | 10 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper | The mimes favorite. | |
Sandwich | 2 Bread Slices + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Cheese Wedge | Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain. | |
Toasted Sandwich | 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? | Kill them all. | |
Grilled Cheese Sandwich | 2 Bread Slices + 1 Cheese Wedge | Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly. | |
Jelly Toast | 1 Bread Slice + 5 units Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly | As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast! | |
Two Bread | 2 Bread Slices + 5 Wine | Classy. | |
Jelly Sandwich | 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 Bread Slices | In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant. | |
Not-a-Sandwich | 1 Fake Moustache + 2 Bread Slices | Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache. | |
Ice Cream Sandwich | 1 Ice Cream + 5 units Ice + 5 units Milk Cream | Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging. |
Pizzas
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Margherita Pizza | 10 units Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato | Sliceable. | |
Mushroom Pizza | 10 units Flour + 5 any Mushrooms | Sliceable. | |
Meat Pizza | 10 units Flour + 3 Meats + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato | Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease. | |
Vegetable Pizza | 10 units Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato | Sliceable. Contains Imidazoline. |
Pastas
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Spaghetti | 5 units units Flour | The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes. | |
Boiled Spaghetti | 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti | Mama Mia! | |
Tomato Pasta | 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes | Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary. | |
Copypasta | 2 Tomato Pastas | Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff. | |
Spaghetti & Meatballs | 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Faggots | That's-a a spicy meat-aball! | |
Spesslaw | 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 4 Faggots | Lawyer's choice! | |
Eggplant Parmigiana | 2 Cheese Wedges + 1 Eggplant | Clogs your arteries, healthily! |
Soups & Stews
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Meatball Soup | 10 units Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato | Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you. | |
Nettle Soup | 10 units Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato | Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Tricordrazine. | |
Vegetable Soup | 10 units Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato | Force feed the Botanists this. | |
Tomato Soup | 10 units Water + 2 Tomatoes | What, no crackers? | |
50px | Blood Soup | 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes | They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these. |
50px | Slime Soup | 10 units Water + 5 units Slime Jam | Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts. |
Clown's Tears | 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore | Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything. | |
Mystery Soup | 10 units Water + 1 failed recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge | This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them. | |
Mushroom Soup | 5 units Water + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Chanterelle | The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on. | |
Beet Soup | 10 units Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage | Feed your inner Russian with borscht. | |
Milo Soup | 10 units Water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 Tofus | Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops. | |
Stewed Soy Meat | 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato | Like a steak dinner, only with less murder. | |
Stew | 10 units Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom | The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold. Contains Imidazoline | |
Cold Chili Stew | 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato | Ice, ice, baby! | |
Hot Chili Stew | 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato | Some like it hot, hot, HOT! | |
Wish Soup | 20 units Water | Make you wish the chef could cook. |
Seafood
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Imitation Carp Fillet | 5 units Carpotoxin + 1 Tofu | Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic. | |
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich | 5 units Flour + 1 Carp Fillet | Slightly toxic. | |
Cuban Carp | 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units Flour + 1 Chili Pepper | Slightly toxic, and very spicy. | |
Fish & Chips | 1 Space Fries + 1 Carp meat | The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) | |
Fish Fingers | 10 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat | Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) | |
Carp Sashimi | 1 Spider Egg + 1 Carp meat + 10 units Soy Sauce | Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS) |
Meat
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Meat Steak | 1 Meat + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper | Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...? | |
Sausage | 1 Faggot + 1 Meat | Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore. | |
Boiled Spider Leg | 1 Spider Leg + 10 units Water | Well, may as well make it useful! | |
Green Eggs and Ham | 1 Spider Meat + 1 Spider Egg + 1 Salt | You swear it's still moving. |
Salads
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Herb Salad | 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple | What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man? | |
Aesir Salad | 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple | Duuuuuuuuuude. Contains Tricordrazine. | |
Valid Salad | 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot | Heals everyone! Not really |
Pies
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Banana Cream Pie | 10 units Flour + 1 Banana | Contains a moderate amount of banana essence. | |
Berry Clafoutis | 10 units Flour + 1 Berry | It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy! | |
Meatpies | 1 Meat + 10 units Flour | Made of people, or not? | |
Tofu Pie | 1 Tofu + 10 units Flour | Made of plants, or not? | |
Xeno Pie | 1 Xeno Meat + 10 units Flour | A delicious end to the xeno threat. | |
Apple Pie | 10 units Flour + 1 Apple | The traditional dessert. | |
Cherry Pie | 1 Cherry + 10 units Flour | "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan | |
Amanita Pie | 5 units Flour + 1 Amanita | Only slightly toxic, really! | |
Pumpkin Pie | 1 Pumpkin + 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Space Milk + 5 units Sugar | Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious. | |
Plump Pie | 10 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet | Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine! | |
Golden Apple Tart | 5 units Space Milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 units Flour | Tastes like chaos! |
Cakes
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Vanilla Cake | 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk | Slicable and | |
Carrot Cake | 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Carrots | Slicable. Heals eye trauma, contains Imidazoline. | |
Cheese Cake | 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Cheese Wedges | Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies. | |
Birthday Cake | 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Space Milk | Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. | |
Apple Cake | 5 units Space Milk + 2 Apples + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs | Sliceable. | |
Brain Cake | 5 units Space Milk + 1 Brain + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs | Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains. Contains alkysine. | |
Orange Cake | 5 units Space Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs | Sliceable. | |
Lime Cake | 5 units Space Milk + 2 Limes + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs | Sliceable. | |
Lemon Cake | 5 units Space Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs | Sliceable. | |
Chocolate Cake | 5 units Space Milk + 2 Chocolate Bars + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs | Sliceable. |
Side Dishes
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Cheese Fries | 1 Space Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge | Tasty, tasty cheese fries. | |
Cheese Omelette | 2 Eggs + 2 Cheese Wedges | Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries. | |
Fried Egg | 1 Egg + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper | The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer. | |
Boiled Egg | 1 Egg + 5 units Water | Precracked, just eat! | |
Loaded Baked Potato | 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge | No bacon bits? | |
Popcorn | 1 Corn | Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage. | |
Warm Donk Pocket | 5 units Flour + 1 Faggot | Contains Tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do. | |
Hot Dog | 1 Bread Slice + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup | Fresh footlong ready to go down on. | |
Eggs Benedict | 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice | There is only one egg on this, how rude. | |
Tin of Beans | 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. |
Pastries
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Donut | 5 units Flour + 1 Egg | Security members recover morale quickly with these. | |
50px | Jelly Donut | 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Berry Juice or Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly | Security members recover more morale with these. |
Chaos Donuts | 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce | Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten. | |
Soylent Green | 2 Human Meats + 15 units Flour) | SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! | |
Soylen Viridians | 15 units Flour + 1 Soy Bean | SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS! | |
Waffles | 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs | Like pancakes with syrup traps. | |
Roffle Waffles | 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin | Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps. | |
Chawanmushi | 5 units Water + 5 units Soy Sauce + 2 Eggs + 1 Chanterelle | Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme? | |
Fortune Cookie | 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy | Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. | |
Sugar Cookie | 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar | Just like your little sister used to make. | |
Muffin | 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk | Muffin! | |
Berry Muffin | 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry | A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries. | |
Booberry Muffin | 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm | My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst! | |
Cracker | 5 units Flour + 1 Salt | Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!" | |
Poppy Pretzel | 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 units Flour | Heals brute damage with opium! | |
Plump Biscuits | 5 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet | The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf. |
Sweets
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Chocolate Egg | 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar | NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore. | |
Candied Apple | 5 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple | Happy |
Exotic
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Monkey's Delight | 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper | EE EEE! | |
Wing Fang Chu | 5 units Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno Meat | At least it wasn't the dog. | |
Enchiladas | 1 Meat + 2 Chilis + 1 Corn | Spicy. | |
Egg Wrap | 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. | |
Kebab | 2 Meats/Tofus (meat must be same type!) + Metal Rod | You get the metal rod back after eating. | |
Boiled Slime Core | 1 Slime core + 5 units Water | Magically delicious~ Also poisonous. | |
Amanita Jelly | 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Amanitas | It's evil, don't touch it! | |
Spacy Liberty Duff | 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps | The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS. | |
Meat Bun | 5 units Soy Sauce + 5 units units Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage | Has the potential to not be Dog. |
Ice Cream Vat
Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!
For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Waffle Cone | 1 unit units Flour + 1 unit Sugar | Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream. | |
Chocolate Cone | 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) | Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream. | |
Vanilla Ice Cream | 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Strawberry Ice Cream | 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Chocolate Ice Cream | 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder. | |
Blue Ice Cream | 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo. |
Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your 50px CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.
Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.
Picture | Blends | How to Acquire |
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Universal Enzyme | Found on the Chef's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay | |
Nutriment | Grind any solid food | |
Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil | Grind chilis | |
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil | Grind ice peppers | |
Ketchup | Grind tomatoes | |
Flour | Grind wheat | |
SoyMilk | Grind soy beans | |
Space Milk | Milk a cow using a bucket | |
Soy Sauce | Mix 40 units SoyMilk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid | |
Salt | Mix Sodium + Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe | |
Pepper | Grind pepper-mills in cafe | |
Moonshine | Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 Universal Enzyme | |
Cheese Wheel | Mix 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese | |
Cheese Wedge | Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife | |
Chocolate Bar | Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units Space Milk/SoyMilk + 2 units Sugar | |
Tofu | Mix 10 SoyMilk + 5 Universal Enzyme | |
Vodka | Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme | |
50px | Kahlua | Mix 5 Coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Universal Enzyme |
50px | Wine | Mix 10 Berry Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme |
Tea | Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units Water | |
Coffee | Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units Water | |
Berry Juice | Juice berries | |
50px | Poison Berry Juice | Juice poison berries. POISONOUS! |
Potato Juice | Juice potatoes | |
50px | Tomato Juice | Juice tomatoes |
50px | Orange Juice | Juice oranges |
50px | Banana Juice | Juice bananas |
50px | Carrot Juice | Juice carrots |
50px | Lime Juice | Juice limes |
50px | Lemon Juice | Juice lemons |
Watermelon Juice | Juice watermelon slices | |
Sugar | Grind white beet or sugar cane | |
Sprinkles | Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force) | |
Cherry Jelly | (My favorite!) Grind cherries |
Ingredients from Processor
Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.
Picture | Processes | Condiments |
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50px | Faggot | Process one slab of human or monkey meat |
Slime Jam | Process one slime Note: Eating this will kill you | |
Space Fries | Process one potato | |
Carrot Fries | Process one carrot | |
Soy Dope | Process one soy bean |
Vending Machine Food
Junk Food
If you're hungry and the Chef is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Note that the Chef cannot (or doesn't want to) make these.
Junk Drinks
If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Space Cola | Cola. in space. | |
Space Mountain Wind | Blows right through you like a space wind. | |
Dr. Gibb | A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. | |
Star-kist | Made up of Cola and Orange Juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...? | |
Space-Up | Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. | |
Lemon-Lime | You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon Lime. |
Hot Drinks
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Notice, consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Robust Coffee | Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. | |
Duke Purple Tea | An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. | |
Dutch Hot Coco | Contains hot coco. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco. |