Guide to food and drinks

Drinks

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (50 units) or shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will show the one with biggest amount.

The lower is the drink's strength value, the stronger it is.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Absinthe	80	1 part Absinthe	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
	Ale	55	1 part ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
	Banana Juice	N/A	1 part banana juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bananas.
	Beer	55	1 part beer	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
	Berry Juice	N/A	1 part berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
	Carrot juice	N/A	1 part carrot juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
	Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
	Cognac	45	1 part cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Milk Cream	N/A	1 part milk cream	Ewwww...	Heals brute damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
	Dr. Gibb	N/A	1 part Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Gin	N/A	1 part gin	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
64px	Grape Juice	N/A	1 part grape juice	The juice of a bunch of grapes. Guaranteed non-alcoholic.	To acquire: Juice grapes.
	Holy Water	N/A	1 part holy water	A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
	Glass of Ice	N/A	1 part ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Kahlúa	45	1 part Kahlúa	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
	Lemon Juice	N/A	1 part lemon juice	Sour...	To acquire: Juice lemons.
	Lemon-Lime	N/A	1 part Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Lime Juice	N/A	1 part lime juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	Heals toxic damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
	Milk	N/A	1 part milk	White and nutritious goodness!	Heals brute damage. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Nothing	N/A	1 part nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of brute damage. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing.
	Orange Juice	N/A	1 part orange juice	Vitamins! Yay!	Heals suffocation damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
	Poison Berry Juice	N/A	1 part poison berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
	Rum	45	1 part rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Soda Water	N/A	1 part soda water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Soy Milk	N/A	1 part soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	Heals brute damage. To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Space Cola	N/A	1 part Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
	Space Mountain Wind	N/A	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Space-Up	N/A	1 part Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Tea	N/A	1 part tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
	Tequila	35	1 part tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Tonic Water	N/A	1 part tonic water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Tomato Juice	N/A	1 part tomato juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
	Potato Juice	N/A	1 part potato juice	Bleh...	To acquire: Juice potatoes.
	Vermouth	45	1 part vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Vodka	45	1 part vodka	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	To acquire: Mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
	Water	N/A	1 part water	The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
	Watermelon Juice	N/A	1 part watermelon juice	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
	Whiskey	45	1 part whiskey	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
	Wine	45	1 part wine	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).
	Welder Fuel	N/A	1 part welder fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welder fuel tank.

Mixed Drinks

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Acid Spit	45	5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
	Allies Cocktail	35	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
	Aloe	35	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part milk cream, 2 part whiskey	Very, very, very good.
	Amasec	35	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Always handy before COMBAT!!!	Warhammer 40k drink
	Andalusia	35	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	A nice, strange named drink.
	Anti-Freeze	25	2 parts vodka, 1 part milk cream, 1 part ice	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen
	Arnold Palmer	N/A	1 part lemon juice, 1 part tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.
	Atomic Bomb	N/A	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	B-52	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Bacchus' Blessing	300	1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough, but better than sterilizine when used in surgery.
	Bahama Mama	35	2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
	Banana Honk	25	1 part banana juice, 1 part milk cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. To acquire: Juice bananas.
	Barefoot	45	1 part milk cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Barefoot and pregnant.	Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
	Beepsky Smash	25	2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Repeatedly stuns. Makes 4 parts instead of 5.
	Bilk	55	1 part beer, 1 part milk	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	Slowly heals brute damage
	Black Russian	35	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
	Bloody Mary	35	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	IBA official cocktail
	Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
	Booger	45	1 part milk cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Ewww...
	Brave Bull	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
	Changeling Sting	15	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
	Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	A cherry flavored milkshake.
	Chocolate Pudding	N/A	5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
	Chocolate	N/A	5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen
	Classic Martini	35	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
	Coffee Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
	Cuba Libre	45	2 parts rum, 1 part Space Cola	A classic mix of rum and cola.	Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail
	Demons Blood	35	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
	Devil's Kiss	35	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
	Doctor's Delight	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part milk cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Doesn't heal you anymore.
	Driest Martini	25	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
	Drunken Blumpkin	35	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
	Eggnog	1	5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
	Erika Surprise	35	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	The surprise is, it's green!
	Fetching Fizz	10	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 units instead of 2.
	Gibb Floats	N/A	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
	Gin Fizz	45	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Gin and Tonic	55	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
	Goldschlager	25	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grape Soda	N/A	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.
	Grappa	45	1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
	Green Beer	55	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grog	90	1 part water, 1 part rum	A fine and cepa drink for Space.	Exists in real world
	Hearty Punch	10	5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 unit instead of 15.
	Hippie's Delight	N/A	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
	Hooch	35	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welder fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.	Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
	Iced Beer	55	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated
	Iced Coffee	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
	Iced Tea	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep, heals toxin damage
	Irish Car Bomb	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	An Irish car bomb.	Exists in real world
	Irish Coffee	35	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Irish Cream	35	2 parts whiskey, 1 part milk cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?	Exists in real world
	Long Island Iced Tea	25	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan	45	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan Project	15	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Margarita	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!	IBA Official Cocktail
	Mead	45	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Exists in real world
64px	Moonshine	25	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
	Nuka Cola	N/A	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed Reference to Fallout.
	Neurotoxin	N/A	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Stuns you repeatedly
	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	N/A	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
	Patron	45	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Pumpkin Latte	N/A	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
	Red Mead	45	1 part mead, 1 part blood	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
	Sbiten	35	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world
	Screwdriver Cocktail	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	Quickly removes radiation for engineers. IBA Official Cocktail
	Silencer	15	1 part Nothing, 1 part milk cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
	Singulo	15	5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine	A blue-space beverage.
	Snow White	45	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	A cold refreshment.
	Soy Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
	Syndicate Bomb	15	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
	Tequila Sunrise	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	IBA Official Cocktail
	The Manly Dorf	45	2 parts beer, 4 parts ale	A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Reference to Dwarf Fortress
64px	Thirteen Loko	35	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	15	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Toxins Special	15	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
64px	Triple Citrus	N/A	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent.
	Vanilla Pudding	N/A	5 part milk, 5 part vanilla, 5 part eggyolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
	Vodka Martini	25	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
	Vodka and Tonic	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
	Whiskey Cola	35	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
	Whiskey Soda	35	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Ultimate refreshment.
	Whiskey Sour	35	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
	White Russian	35	3 Black Russian, 2 part milk cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.	IBA Official Cocktail
	..What?	N/A	Fail a recipe	You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass

Food

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that gets into your body but also make it metabolize healing reagents slower for a longer effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Ingredients

Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Bread Slice	Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.
	Cake Slice	Slice any cake with your knife.
	Pizza Slice	Slice any pizza with your knife.
	Dough Slice	Slice a flat dough with your knife.
	Flat Dough	Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.
	Raw Cutlet	Slice a meat with your knife.
	Pie Dough	Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.
	Raw Pastry Base	Slice a pie dough with your knife.
	Cheese Wedge	Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.

Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture	Processes	Condiments
	Raw Bacon	Process one raw cutlet.
64px	Faggot	Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
	Slime Jam	Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
	Space Fries	Process one potato.
	Carrot Fries	Process one carrot.
	Roast Parsnip	Process one parsnip.
	Soy Dope	Process one soy bean.
	Spaghetti	Process one dough slice.
	Tortilla	Process one corn.
	Yaki Imo	Process one sweet potato.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your 64px CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture	Blends	How to acquire
	Universal Enzyme	Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay.
	Nutriment	Grind any solid food.
	Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil	Grind chilis.
	Cold Sauce/Frost Oil	Grind ice peppers.
	Ketchup	Grind tomatoes.
	Flour	Grind wheat or oat stalks.
	Rice	Grind rice stalks.
	Rice Bowl	Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
	Dough	Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
	Cake Batter	Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
	Egg Yolk	Break an egg into a beaker.
	Soy Sauce	Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
	Salt	Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
	Pepper	Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
	Moonshine	Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
	Cheese Wheel	Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
	Chocolate Bar	Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
	Tofu	Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme.
	Sugar	Grind white beet or sugar cane.
	Sprinkles	Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
	Cherry Jelly	(My favorite!) Grind cherries.
	Blue Cherry Jelly	(My favorite!) Grind blue cherries.

Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture	Cooked food	How to acquire
	Bacon	Microwave a raw bacon.
	Plain Bread	Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
	Bun	Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
	Pastry Base	Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
	Boiled Spaghetti	Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
	Pizza Bread	Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
	Plain Pie	Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
	Plain Cake	Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
	Boiled Spider Leg	Microwave a spider leg.
	Cutlet	Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
	Meat Steak	Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
	Toasted Sandwich	Microwave a sandwich.
	Popcorn	Microwave a corn.
	Warm Donk-pocket	Microwave a Donk-pocket.
	Boiled Egg	Microwave an egg.
	Boiled Rice	Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
	Khinkali	Microwave a Raw Khinkali.

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
	Waffle Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit Sugar	Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
	Chocolate Cone	1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate)	Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
	Vanilla Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
	Strawberry Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
	Chocolate Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
	Blue Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit Sugar	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using crafting, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Burger	1 bun + 1 meat steak	7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger.
	Bacon Burger	1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge	19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
	Brain Burger	1 bun + 1 Brain	8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
	Clown Burger	1 bun + 1 Clown Mask	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana	Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
	Mime Burger	1 bun + 1 Mime Mask	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing	Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
	Tofu Burger	1 bun + 1 tofu	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Melts your face!
	Spell Burger	1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat	8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin	You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
	Xenoburger	1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak	9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Ali-yum!
	Jelly Burger	1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly	2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin	My insides are burning!
	Ghost Burger	1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm	7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin	Terror-ifficly tasty.
	Appendix Burger	1 bun + 1 Appendix	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Tastes like appendicitis
	Five Alarm Burger	1 bun + 2 ghost chili		Better call the burn center beforehand...
	Rat Burger	1 bun + 1 dead mouse	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	What did you expect?
	Big Bite Burger	1 bun + 3 meat steak	17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin	Forget the Big Mac.
	Super Bite Burger	1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak + 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper	44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper	If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
	Home Run Baseball Burger	1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Meatbread	1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Tofu-Bread	1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Xeno-Bread	1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
	Spider Meatloaf	1 plain bread +3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Green but delicious.
	Banana-nut Bread	1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana	20 Banana, 20 Nutriment	Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
	Mimana Bread	1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana		Sliceable.
	Cream Cheese Bread	1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Baguette	2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin	The mimes favorite.
	Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
	Grilled Cheese Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
	Jelly Toast	1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly	1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
	Two Bread	2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine	2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Classy.
	Jelly Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
	Not-a-Sandwich	1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
	Ice Cream Sandwich	1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream	2 Nutriment, 2 Ice	Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Margherita Pizza	1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato	30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Mushroom Pizza	1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Meat Pizza	1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
	Donk Pocket Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 Cheesewedge	27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Dank Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato		Sliceable.
	Sassysage Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Faggots + 1 Cheesewedge + 1 Tomato		Sliceable.
	Vegetable Pizza	1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato	25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Tomato Pasta	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes	6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin	Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
	Copypasta	2 tomato pastas	12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
	Spaghetti & Meatballs	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 faggots	8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
	Spesslaw	1 boiled spaghetti + 4 faggots	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Lawyer's choice!
	Chowmein	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
	Beef Noodle	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 Cutlet + 1 Cabbage

Soups & Stews

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Meatball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato	7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
	Nettle Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin	Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
	Vegetable Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Force feed the Botanists this.
	Tomato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin	What, no crackers?
64px	Blood Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin	They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
	Slime Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam	1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin	Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
	Clown's Tears	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore	2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin	Not very funny.
	Mystery Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient: Capsaicin,Frost Oil, Omnizine, Banana, Blood, Slime Jelly, Toxin, Oculine, Carbon	This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
	Mushroom Soup	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle	2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin	The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
	Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin	Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
	Milo Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus	9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin	Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
	Stewed Soy Meat	2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato	7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin	Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
	Stew	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom	14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin	The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
	Cold Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Ice, ice, baby!
	Hot Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
	Oatmeal	1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
	Sweet Potato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
	Red Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
	Wish Soup	1 Bowl + 20 units water	20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)	Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Imitation Carp Fillet	5 units Carpotoxin + 1 tofu	3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin	Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
	Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	1 bun + 1 Carp Fillet	3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin	Slightly toxic.
	Cuban Carp	1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper	6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin	Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
	Fish & Chips	1 space fries + 1 Carp meat	6 Nutriment	The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
	Fish Fingers	5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp meat	4 Nutriment	Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
	Carp Sashimi	1 spider egg + 1 carp meat + 5 units soy sauce	6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin	Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Sausage	1 faggot + 2 cutlets	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
	Green Eggs and Ham	2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt	6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin	You swear it's still moving.
	Corned beef and cabbage	1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
	Filet Migrawr	1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter)	2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
	Raw Khinkali	1 Dough slice + 1 faggot	1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Herb Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple	8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
	Aesir Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple	8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Duuuuuuuuuude.
	Valid Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 faggot	8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin	Heals everyone! Not really
	Melon Fruit Bowl	1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia		The only salad where you can eat the bowl
	Fruit Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
	Jungle Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
	Citrus Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon	9 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin

Pies

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Banana Cream Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Banana	4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin	Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
	Berry Clafoutis	1 plain pie + 1 Berry	4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin	It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
	Meatpies	1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Made of people, or not?
	Tofu Pie	1 plain pie + 1 tofu	10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Made of plants, or not?
	Xeno Pie	1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	A delicious end to the xeno threat.
	Apple Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Apple	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	The traditional dessert.
	Cherry Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Cherry	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
	Amanita Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Amanita	5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin	Only slightly toxic, really!
	Pumpkin Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar	13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
	Plump Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet	8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin	Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
	Golden Apple Tart	1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple	8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin	Tastes like chaos!
	Blumpkin Pie	1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin		Toxic!
	Dulce de Batata	5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato		sliceable
	Frostypie	1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry
	Beary Pie	1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry	2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
	Grape Tart	1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes	4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin

Cakes

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Carrot Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Carrots	20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin	Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
	Cheese Cake	1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
	Birthday Cake	1 plain cake + 1 Cake Hat	20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
	Apple Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Apples	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Brain Cake	1 plain cake + 1 Brain	20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
	Orange Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Oranges	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Lime Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Limes	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Lemon Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Lemons	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Pumpkin Spice Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin	32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Slime Cake	1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Cak	1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium	N/A	A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin, and the cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.

Side Dishes

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Cheese Fries	1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment	Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
	Cheese Omelette	2 boiled eggs + 2 cheese wedges	8 Nutriment	Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
	Fried Egg	1 boiled egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper	The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
	Loaded Baked Potato	1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment	No bacon bits?
	Eggplant Parmigiana	2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Clogs your arteries, healthily!
	Warm Donk-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 faggot	4 Nutriment	Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
	Hot Dog	1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup	6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin	Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
	Eggs Benedict	1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	There is only one egg on this, how rude.
	Tin of Beans	2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup	10 Nutriment	Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Donut	1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar	3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar	Security members recover morale quickly with these.
64px	Jelly Donut	1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly	3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,	Security members recover more morale with these.
	Chaos Donuts	1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce	2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine	Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
	Soylent Green	2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats	10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
	Soylen Viridians	2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean	10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
	Waffles	2 pastry base	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Like pancakes with syrup traps.
	Roffle Waffles	2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen	8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin	Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
	Fortune Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy	3 Nutriment	Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
	Sugar Cookie	1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	Just like your little sister used to make.
	Muffin	1 pastry base + 5 units milk	6 Nutriment	Muffin!
	Berry Muffin	1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry	6 Nutriment	A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
	Booberry Muffin	1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm	6 Nutriment	My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
	Cracker	1 pastry base + 1 salt	1 Nutriment	Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
	Poppy Pretzel	1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed	5 Nutriment	Heals brute damage with opium!
	Plump Biscuits	1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine	The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
	Oatmeal cookie	1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk
	Raisin Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4noraisin
	Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 Cherry
	Blue Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry
	Dank-pocket	1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis	3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
	Khachapuri	1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk	12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
	Chocolate Cornet	1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
	Honey Bun	1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey	5 Nutriment, 5 Honey

Sweets

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Chocolate Egg	1 boiled egg + 1 Chocolate Bar	4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco	NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
	Chocolate Coin	1 Coin + 1 Chocolate Bar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
	Fudge Dice	1 Die + 1 Chocolate Bar	3 Nutriment, 1 Coco	You get a fudge die after eating it.
	Chocolate Orange	1 Orange + 1 Chocolate Bar	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
	Candied Apple	5 units water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	Happy Halloween generic shift!
	Sundae	5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
	Honkdae	5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
	Space Freezy	5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
	Honey Nut Bar	1 Oat + 5 units Honey	5 Nutriment, 5 Honey

Exotic

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Monkey's Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin	EE EEE!
	Chawanmushi	5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle	5 Nutriment	Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
	Wing Fang Chu	5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	At least it wasn't the dog.
	Enchiladas	2 cutlets + 2 Chilis + 2 Tortilla	8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin	Spicy.
	Egg Wrap	1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce	5 Nutriment	The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
	Burrito	1 Tortilla + 2 Soybeans		Delicious!
	CheesyBurrito	1 Tortilla + 2 Cheeswedge + 1 Soybeans
	Carne de Asada Burrito	1 Tortilla + 2 Cutlet + 1 Soybeans
	Fuego Plasma Burrito	1 Tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
	Kebab	1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail	8 Nutriment	You get the metal rod back after eating.
	Nachos	1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
	Cheesy Nachos	1 Tortilla + 1 unit Salt + 1 Cheeswedge	7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1 Salt
	Cuban Nachos	1 Tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper
	Amanita Jelly	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas	6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen	It's evil, don't touch it!
	Spacy Liberty Duff	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps	6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen	The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
	Melon Keg	1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units Vodka
	Rice and Pork	1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet	18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine	It's rice and ..."pork".
	Eggbowl	1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
	Rice Pudding	1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
	Meat Bun	5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 faggot + 1 Cabbage	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Has the potential to not be Dog.
	Bottle of Lizard Wine	1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol		Lizard wine has a booze power of 45.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food	How to acquire
Custom Bread	Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake	Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza	Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie	Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti	Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad	Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup	Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab	Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich	Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger	Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Candy	Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Cup Ramen	Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
	Chips	Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky	Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	4no Raisins	Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
	Space Twinkie	A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
	Cheesie Honkers	Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol or sugar in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Space Cola	Cola. in space.
	Space Mountain Wind	Blows right through you like a space wind.
	Dr. Gibb	A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
	Star-kist	Made up of Cola and orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
	Space-Up	Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
	Lemon-Lime	You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon-Lime.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Robust Coffee	Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
	Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
	Dutch Hot Coco	Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.

Other food

Picture	Item	Description
	Cookie	A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.