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![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
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![[File:ClassicMartini.png]]
 
!Driest Martini
 
!Driest Martini
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|???
 
|1 part Nothing ([[Mime|Bottle of Nothing]]), 1 part Gin
 
|1 part Nothing ([[Mime|Bottle of Nothing]]), 1 part Gin
 
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
 
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
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![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|50px]]
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![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif]]
 
!Erika Surprise
 
!Erika Surprise
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|???
 
|1 part Ale, 1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part [[Banana Juice]]
 
|1 part Ale, 1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part [[Banana Juice]]
 
|The surprise is, it's green!
 
|The surprise is, it's green!
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![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
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![[file:GinFizz.png]]
 
!Gin Fizz
 
!Gin Fizz
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|???
 
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
 
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
 
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
 
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
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![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
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![[File:GinTonic.png]]
 
!Gin and Tonic
 
!Gin and Tonic
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|???
 
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
 
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
 
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
 
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
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![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif]]
 
!Goldschlager
 
!Goldschlager
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|???
 
|10 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Gold
 
|10 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Gold
 
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
 
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
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![[File:Grog.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Grog.gif]]
 
!Grog
 
!Grog
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|???
 
|1 part Water, 1 part Rum
 
|1 part Water, 1 part Rum
 
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
 
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
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![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|50px]]
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![[File:Hippiesdelight.png]]
 
!Hippie's Delight
 
!Hippie's Delight
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|???
 
|1 part Psilocybin, 1 part [[Gargle Blaster]]
 
|1 part Psilocybin, 1 part [[Gargle Blaster]]
 
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
 
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
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![[File:Hoochglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Hoochglass.gif]]
 
!Hooch
 
!Hooch
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|???
 
|1 part [[Sugar]], 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Welder Fuel
 
|1 part [[Sugar]], 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Welder Fuel
 
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
 
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
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![[File:IcedBeer.gif|50px]]
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![[File:IcedBeer.gif]]
 
!Iced Beer
 
!Iced Beer
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|???
 
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part [[Frost Oil]]
 
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part [[Frost Oil]]
 
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
 
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
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|-
 
|-
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![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif]]
 
!Iced Coffee
 
!Iced Coffee
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|???
 
|1 part Ice, 3 parts [[Coffee]]
 
|1 part Ice, 3 parts [[Coffee]]
 
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
 
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
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|-
 
|-
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![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Iceteaglass.gif]]
 
!Iced Tea
 
!Iced Tea
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|???
 
|1 part Ice, 3 parts [[Tea]]
 
|1 part Ice, 3 parts [[Tea]]
 
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
 
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
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![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|50px]]
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![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif]]
 
!Irish Car Bomb
 
!Irish Car Bomb
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|???
 
|1 part [[Irish Cream]], 1 part Ale
 
|1 part [[Irish Cream]], 1 part Ale
 
|An irish car bomb.
 
|An irish car bomb.
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![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
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![[File:IrishCoffee.png]]
 
!Irish Coffee
 
!Irish Coffee
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|???
 
|2 parts [[Irish Cream]], 2 parts [[Coffee]]
 
|2 parts [[Irish Cream]], 2 parts [[Coffee]]
 
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
 
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
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![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
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![[File:IrishCream.png]]
 
!{{anchor|Irish Cream}}Irish Cream
 
!{{anchor|Irish Cream}}Irish Cream
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|???
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Milk Cream
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Milk Cream
 
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
 
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
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![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
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![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png]]
 
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
 
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
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|???
 
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Gin, 1 part [[Cuba Libre]], 1 part Tequila
 
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Gin, 1 part [[Cuba Libre]], 1 part Tequila
 
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
 
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
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![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
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![[File:Manhattan.png]]
 
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
 
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
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|???
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
 
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
 
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
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![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif]]
 
!Manhattan Project
 
!Manhattan Project
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|???
 
|10 parts [[Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
 
|10 parts [[Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
 
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
 
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
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![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
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![[File:Margarita.png]]
 
!Margarita
 
!Margarita
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|???
 
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
 
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
 
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
 
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
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![[File:Mead.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Mead.gif]]
 
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
 
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
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|???
 
|1 part [[Sugar]], 1 part Water, 1 part [[Universal Enzyme]]
 
|1 part [[Sugar]], 1 part Water, 1 part [[Universal Enzyme]]
 
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
 
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
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![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:nukacolaglass.gif]]
 
!Nuka Cola
 
!Nuka Cola
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|???
 
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[Space Cola]]
 
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[Space Cola]]
 
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
 
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
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![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Neurotoxin.gif]]
 
!Neurotoxin
 
!Neurotoxin
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|???
 
|1 part [[Sleep Toxin]], 1 part [[Gargle Blaster]]
 
|1 part [[Sleep Toxin]], 1 part [[Gargle Blaster]]
 
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
 
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
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![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
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![[File:GargleBlaster.gif]]
 
!{{anchor|Gargle Blaster}}{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
 
!{{anchor|Gargle Blaster}}{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
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|???
 
|1 part Gin, 1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
 
|1 part Gin, 1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
 
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
 
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
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![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Patronglass.gif]]
 
!Patron
 
!Patron
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|???
 
|10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
 
|10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
 
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
 
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
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![[File:RedMead.gif|50px]]
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![[File:RedMead.gif]]
 
!Red Mead
 
!Red Mead
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|???
 
|1 part [[Mead]], 1 part Blood
 
|1 part [[Mead]], 1 part Blood
 
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
 
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
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![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Sbitenglass.gif]]
 
!Sbiten
 
!Sbiten
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|???
 
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
 
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
 
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
 
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
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![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
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![[File:Screwdriver.png]]
 
!Screwdriver
 
!Screwdriver
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|???
 
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]]
 
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]]
 
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
 
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
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![[File:Silencer.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Silencer.gif]]
 
!Silencer
 
!Silencer
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|???
 
|1 part Nothing ([[Mime|Bottle of Nothing]]), 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part [[Sugar]]
 
|1 part Nothing ([[Mime|Bottle of Nothing]]), 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part [[Sugar]]
 
|A drink from mime Heaven.
 
|A drink from mime Heaven.
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![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:singuloglass.gif]]
 
!Singulo
 
!Singulo
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|???
 
|5 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[Wine]]
 
|5 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[Wine]]
 
|A blue-space beverage.
 
|A blue-space beverage.
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![[File:SnowWhite.gif|50px]]
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![[File:SnowWhite.gif]]
 
!Snow White
 
!Snow White
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|???
 
|1 part Beer, 1 part [[Lemon Lime]]
 
|1 part Beer, 1 part [[Lemon Lime]]
 
|A cold refreshment.
 
|A cold refreshment.
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![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Soylatteglass.gif]]
 
!Soy Latte
 
!Soy Latte
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|???
 
|1 part [[Coffee]], 1 part [[SoyMilk]]
 
|1 part [[Coffee]], 1 part [[SoyMilk]]
 
|A nice and refrshing beverage while you are reading.
 
|A nice and refrshing beverage while you are reading.
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![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|50px]]
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![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif]]
 
!Syndicate Bomb
 
!Syndicate Bomb
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|???
 
|1 part [[Whiskey Cola]], 1 part Beer
 
|1 part [[Whiskey Cola]], 1 part Beer
 
|A syndicate bomb.
 
|A syndicate bomb.
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![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
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![[File:TequillaSunrise.png]]
 
!Tequilla Sunrise
 
!Tequilla Sunrise
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|???
 
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Orange Juice]]
 
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Orange Juice]]
 
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
 
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
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![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
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![[File:DoctorDelight.gif]]
 
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}{{anchor|Doctors Delight}}Doctor's Delight
 
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}{{anchor|Doctors Delight}}Doctor's Delight
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|???
 
|1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part [[Tomato Juice]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]], 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part [[Tricordrazine]]
 
|1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part [[Tomato Juice]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]], 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part [[Tricordrazine]]
 
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
 
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
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![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
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![[File:ManlyDorf.png]]
 
!The Manly Dorf
 
!The Manly Dorf
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|???
 
|2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
 
|2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
 
|A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
 
|A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
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![[File:Orangeglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Orangeglass.gif]]
 
!Thirteen Loko
 
!Thirteen Loko
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|???
 
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part [[Coffee]]
 
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part [[Coffee]]
 
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass
 
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass
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![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:threemileislandglass.gif]]
 
!Three Mile Island Iced Tea
 
!Three Mile Island Iced Tea
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|???
 
|10 parts [[Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
 
|10 parts [[Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
 
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
 
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
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![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
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![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif]]
 
!Toxins Special
 
!Toxins Special
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|???
 
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
 
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
 
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
 
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
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![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
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![[File:VodkaMartini.png]]
 
![[Vodka]] Martini
 
![[Vodka]] Martini
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|???
 
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Vermouth
 
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Vermouth
 
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
 
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
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![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
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![[file:VodkaTonic.png]]
 
![[Vodka]] and Tonic
 
![[Vodka]] and Tonic
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|???
 
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Tonic
 
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Tonic
 
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
 
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
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![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
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![[File:WhiskeyCola.png]]
 
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
 
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
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|???
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part [[Space Cola]]
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part [[Space Cola]]
 
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
 
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
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![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
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![[File:WhiskeySoda.png]]
 
!Whiskey Soda
 
!Whiskey Soda
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|???
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
 
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
 
|Ultimate refreshment.
 
|Ultimate refreshment.
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![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
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![[File:WhiteRussian.png]]
 
!White Russian
 
!White Russian
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|???
 
|1 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Black_Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part Milk Cream
 
|1 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Black_Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part Milk Cream
 
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:brownglass.gif]]
 
!..What?
 
!..What?
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|???
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|You can't really tell what this is.
 
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|You can't really tell what this is.
 
 
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Revision as of 06:45, 7 July 2014

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Hud-hunger.gifStarvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Vendboozeomat.gif Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units the mixer and 50 units the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!

The lower is the strength value, the stronger is the drink.

Icon Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 45 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Ale.png Ale 55 1 part Ale A warm pint of delicious Ale
AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 35 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe.gif Aloe 35 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec.gif Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia.gif Andalusia 35 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice A nice, strange named drink.
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 25 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping
B-52.png B-52 25 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 35 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ice Tropic cocktail Existing cocktail
BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 25 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns
Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 45 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice Barefoot and pregnant
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 25 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Repeatedly stuns
Beer.png Beer 55 1 part Beer A freezing pint of beer
Bilkglass.gif Bilk 55 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Slowly heals brute damage
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 35 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 35 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. IBA official cocktail
Boogerglass.gif Booger 45 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice Ewww...
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 35 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua Tequilla and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Existing cocktail
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 15 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka A stingy drink.
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 35 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte N/A 1 part Coffee, 1 part Milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsyness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 45 2 parts Rum, 1 part Space Cola A classic mix of rum and cola. IBA official cocktail
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 35 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 35 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua Creepy time!
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini ??? 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise ??? 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice The surprise is, it's green!
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz ??? 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic ??? 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager ??? 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
Grog.gif Grog ??? 1 part Water, 1 part Rum A fine and cepa drink for Space.
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight ??? 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
Hoochglass.gif Hooch ??? 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Welder Fuel You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer ??? 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee ??? 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea ??? 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb ??? 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale An irish car bomb.
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee ??? 2 parts Irish Cream, 2 parts Coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
IrishCream.png Irish Cream ??? 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Milk Cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea ??? 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Manhattan.png Manhattan ??? 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project ??? 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
Margarita.png Margarita ??? 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Mead.gif Mead ??? 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzyme A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola ??? 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin ??? 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster ??? 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
Patronglass.gif Patron ??? 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
RedMead.gif Red Mead ??? 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten ??? 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver ??? 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
Silencer.gif Silencer ??? 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from mime Heaven.
Singuloglass.gif Singulo ??? 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine A blue-space beverage.
SnowWhite.gif Snow White ??? 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime A cold refreshment.
Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte ??? 1 part Coffee, 1 part SoyMilk A nice and refrshing beverage while you are reading.
SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb ??? 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer A syndicate bomb.
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise ??? 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
DoctorDelight.gif Doctor's Delight ??? 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf ??? 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
File:Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko ??? 1 part Vodka, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea ??? 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special ??? 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini ??? 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic ??? 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola ??? 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda ??? 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water Ultimate refreshment.
WhiteRussian.png White Russian ??? 1 Black Russian, 1 part Milk Cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Brownglass.gif ..What? ??? You can't really tell what this is.

Microwave.png Microwave Recipes

Note: Space Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and SoyMilk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.

Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger.png Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Alkysine.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask + 5 units Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask + 5 units Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Wizard Hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 5 units Flour + 1 Xeno Meat Ali-yum!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 15 units Flour + 5 units Slime Jam or 5 units Cherry Jelly My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendixburger.png Appendix Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Appendix Tastes like appendicitis
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 3 Meats + 5 units Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meats + 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units Salt + 5 units Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread.png Bread 15 units Flour Sliceable.
Bread Slice.png Bread Slice Slice up a Bread with a knife to get 5 of these Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Meatbread 3 Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 3 Tofus + 3 Cheese Wedges + 15 units Flour Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-Bread 3 Xeno Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spidermeatloaf.png Spider Meatloaf 3 Spider Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 15 units Flour + 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 10 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 1 Bread Slice + 5 units Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 Bread Slices + 5 Wine Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 Bread Slices In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Notasandwich.png Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 Bread Slices Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecreamsandwich.png Ice Cream Sandwich 1 Ice Cream + 5 units Ice + 5 units Milk Cream Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 10 units Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 10 units Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 10 units Flour + 3 Meats + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 10 units Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Contains Imidazoline.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti 5 units units Flour The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 Tomato Pastas Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Faggots That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 4 Faggots Lawyer's choice!
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges + 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 10 units Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 10 units Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Tricordrazine.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 10 units Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 10 units Water + 2 Tomatoes What, no crackers?
50px Blood Soup 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
50px Slime Soup 10 units Water + 5 units Slime Jam Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 10 units Water + 1 failed recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 5 units Water + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Chanterelle The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 10 units Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 10 units Water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 Tofus Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 10 units Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold. Contains Imidazoline
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 units Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet 5 units Carpotoxin + 1 Tofu Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 units Flour + 1 Carp Fillet Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units Flour + 1 Chili Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 Space Fries + 1 Carp meat The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 10 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Sashimi.png Carp Sashimi 1 Spider Egg + 1 Carp meat + 10 units Soy Sauce Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatstake.png Meat Steak 1 Meat + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage.png Sausage 1 Faggot + 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Spiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg 1 Spider Leg + 10 units Water Well, may as well make it useful!
Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 1 Spider Meat + 1 Spider Egg + 1 Salt You swear it's still moving.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude. Contains Tricordrazine.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 10 units Flour + 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 Meat + 10 units Flour Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 Tofu + 10 units Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno Pie 1 Xeno Meat + 10 units Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 Cherry + 10 units Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 5 units Flour + 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin + 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Space Milk + 5 units Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Tart 5 units Space Milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 units Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals eye trauma, contains Imidazoline.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Space Milk Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Apples + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 5 units Space Milk + 1 Brain + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains. Contains alkysine.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Limes + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Chocolate Bars + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 Space Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs + 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 Egg + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Begg.png Boiled Egg 1 Egg + 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn.png Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket 5 units Flour + 1 Faggot Contains Tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hotdog.png Hot Dog 1 Bread Slice + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Benedict.png Eggs Benedict 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Beans.png Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut.png Donut 5 units Flour + 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
50px Jelly Donut 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Berry Juice or Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these.
Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 Human Meats + 15 units Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 15 units Flour + 1 Soy Bean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units Soy Sauce + 2 Eggs + 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 5 units Flour + 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 units Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 5 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper EE EEE!
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno Meat At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 1 Meat + 2 Chilis + 1 Corn Spicy.
Wrap.png Egg Wrap 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Kebab.png Kebab 2 Meats/Tofus (meat must be same type!) + Metal Rod You get the metal rod back after eating.
Boiledcore.png Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core + 5 units Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 units Soy Sauce + 5 units units Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage Has the potential to not be Dog.

Icecream Vat.png Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone.png Waffle Cone 1 unit units Flour + 1 unit Sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone.png Chocolate Cone 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Icecream.png Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Icecream.png Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Icecream.png Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Icecream.png Blue Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.


Blender.png Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your 50px CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to Acquire
Universal Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme Found on the Chef's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat
Soymilk.gif SoyMilk Grind soy beans
Milk.png Space Milk Milk a cow using a bucket
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40 units SoyMilk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe
Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills in cafe
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 Universal Enzyme
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese
Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units Space Milk/SoyMilk + 2 units Sugar
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 SoyMilk + 5 Universal Enzyme
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
50px Kahlua Mix 5 Coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Universal Enzyme
50px Wine Mix 10 Berry Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Teaglass.gif Tea Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units Water
Brownglass.gif Coffee Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units Water
Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries
50px Poison Berry Juice Juice poison berries. POISONOUS!
Brownglass.gif Potato Juice Juice potatoes
50px Tomato Juice Juice tomatoes
50px Orange Juice Juice oranges
50px Banana Juice Juice bananas
50px Carrot Juice Juice carrots
50px Lime Juice Juice limes
50px Lemon Juice Juice lemons
Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force)
Cherry.png Cherry Jelly (My favorite!) Grind cherries

Processor.png Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
50px Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime Note: Eating this will kill you
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soy bean


Vending Machine Food

Vendsnack.gif Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Chef is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Note that the Chef cannot (or doesn't want to) make these.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy.png Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you a little.
Cup Ramen.png Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips.png Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment, filling you mildly.
Beef Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!
4no Raisins.png 4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment, making it a very filling snack!
Space Twinkie.png Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers.png Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!

Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola.png Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind.png Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr Gibb.png Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Star-kist.png Star-kist Made up of Cola and Orange Juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up.png Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime.png Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon Lime.

Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Notice, consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee.png Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea.png Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Duke Purple Tea.png Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.
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