User:Bobbanz/Sandbox

Mission Objectives

Staff Sergeant Angela Deth says: "Listen up people, cause I'm not going to scream this twice! I've lately heard from a little bird on the Grapevine that the Brass has finally gotten around to talking about assigning us a Mission, as such I've decided that it's time to refresh that brain of yours with the various possible assignments we might get. So let's get to it Marines!"

At the start of every round the ship is given a randomly chosen assignment, this assignment has sub-objectives attached to it, which all need to be completed before you are allowed to vote on either, Continuing Onwards with a newly given Objective, or Returning to Outpost 45 for debriefing.

These objectives can be anywhere between having to calmly deliver supplies to some station, two jumps away from Rubicon, to downright having to plow through five Syndicate fleets, alongside a small pirate fleet, while the engine room is on freaking fire.

Patrol Duty

Staff Sergeant Angela Deth says: "Patrol Duty, the lifeblood of the navy and the only thing keeping the Syndicate on their toes, our navy from being mothballed and our guns from gathering dust. It also serves to remind the outlaws that although we might be in the middle of a war, we still have not forgotten about their existence."

The Patrol Assignment is one out of four assignments you can potentially roll at the start of every shift depending on the amount of players.

The minimum amount of players required in order to roll this assignment is: 10 Players.
This assignment has a single Objective attached to it and that objective is to gather: 1000 Faction Points.
The current ways you can gather 1000 points is to do one, or more, of the following things:

• Hunt down Syndicate and Pirate Fleets.
  
• Capture Star Systems using the F.L.A.R.E. device which can be found in the Vault on certain maps.

Shakedown

Staff Sergeant Angela Deth says: "The vessel we're being assigned to is fresh from the shipyard, she hasn't even had her maiden voyage yet, nor has she earned any scars yet, but that's all in due time, currently we've been given the task of taking this lady out for a spin."

Courier Duty

Staff Sergeant Angela Deth says: "Courier Duty, even in the middle of a war the mail still has to be delivered, no matter how many syndicate fleets we must plow through, whether we're delivering vital cargo that could help save a system, to simply delivering the party supplies some station at the front-line ordered. We're the one's who have to ensure it gets there, no matter what stands in our way."

Boarding

Staff Sergeant Angela Deth says: "Remember the various times the Syndicate sent their little drop troopers to wreck havoc inside our ships? Well guess what Marines? Playtime's freaking over! I've just got word from command, we are going on a little field-trip of our own, in order to steal ourselves one of their Ships."

The Boarding Assignment is one out of four assignments you can potentially roll at the start of every shift depending on the amount of players. Test

The minimum amount of players required in order to roll this assignment is: 14 Players.
This assignment has a single Objective attached to it, with the objective in question being to Board and Capture a Marked Syndicate Vessel.

The Setup

Before you even consider boarding a Syndicate Vessel you need multiple things.

1. You require a Target.
   • The toughest part of boarding a ship, is to find a ship to actually board.
2. You need a Pilot capable of flying the Sabre.
   • You can have a squad of Midshipmen geared up for boarding duty, however unless you have a pilot capable of actually getting them somewhere, they're not going to be very useful.
     • Make sure there is at least one backup pilot with you in the event that the first one eats a bullet.
3. Make sure everyone who's partaking in the boarding action is assigned into Squads.
   • Those in squads have roles assigned to them, usually alongside a space-worthy suit of armor.
4. Make sure everyone has a gun that's actually useful and not loaded with non-lethal ammunition.
   • There are firing pins that only work during boarding actions, install them into those guns in order to ensure that nobody tries using them for something stupid back home, and to deny anyone seeking to return the favour from having multiple working weapons at their disposal.
5. TBA

Death Wish

Before you can initiate the boarding procedure, you need to damage the targeted vessel to the point where it's point defense systems are no longer fully effective, which usually happens when the enemy vessel has around 50%, or less, of it's hull integrity remaining.
Upon which you need to lock it down which is called a Hammerlock
You can check if you are capable of hammerlocking an enemy ship by using this console.
That console is found on the Bridge, as such it's up to the bridge officers, or whoever is on the bridge, to hammerlock it.
Upon locking down a ship for boarding, the vessel will cease returning fire and the sabre/drop ship, can now "safely" approach the disabled vessel for the next step of the plan.

This part of the plan is usually where things tend to start going ballistic fast.
When approaching the boarding target, the pilot needs to activate the docking mode on their craft and then carefully fly into the vessel, if they don't have the docking mode engaged when they make contact with the ship, then they'll slam into the ship like a bug splattering across a windscreen.
Upon docking with the Syndicate vessel you will have to navigate closer to the hull of the syndicate vessel before you can allow your bundle of well-trained Military-grade Clowns to exit the clown vehicle.

Full Force Forward

So, you've successfully managed to get onboard a syndicate ship, well done, now what do you do?
Well, first of all you have to get into cover, the primary reason for this is because the Syndicate Navy is staffed purely by Lemmings, and as everybody knows.
Lemmings tend to be extremely suicidal, to the point where if one of the crew members, onboard the Syndicate ship, suddenly spots you then chance of the ship suddenly gaining a new hole, due to a small accident involving the natural laws of bullets and a few Thermonuclear warheads, just skyrocketed.

The secondary reason for getting into cover is due to the fact that no military vessel in space exists without a sufficient amount of point-defence to defend itself against the swarm of fighters seeking to touch it in uncomfortable areas, and these turrets, who are usually only used to destroy incoming fighter crafts, can just as happily tear your little body to shreds.

So, after keeping that information in mind, you need to find either an airlock, the hangar, a window or you can just plain old, make your own explosive entrance, any method is fine, so long as you get inside the ship.

So now that everybody has gotten inside the ship and perhaps put up a few defensive positions, you need to carefully ration out your ammo so you don't run out of it in the middle of a fight, and also make sure nobody dies.

Now if a bunch of people suddenly decides to run on ahead, don't worry because your chances of survival just increased by 2%
This is due to the fact that those who ran ahead haven't had their bloodlust sated in approximately five seconds.
Best case scenario, they'll have died somewhere taking down a few of the syndicate crew with them.
Worst case scenario, they'll have slaughtered everything onboard the ship and are now thirsting for more.

The computer surrounded by the lime green box is the primary objective.

Circuits

Refered to in the code as id_mod and is the default icon for all circuit boards.
Default icon for all electronics if they aren't set to have their own icon.
Refered to in the code as power_mod and is the icon used for the power control module that's installed in APCs.
Refered to in the code as airalarm_electronics and is the icon used for the air alarm and Airlock Controller electronics.
Refered to in the code as mainboard and is the icon used for both firelock electronics and certain exosuit circuit boards.
Refered to in the code as mcontroller and is the icon used for certain exosuit circuit boards alongside the firing electronics from old munitions.
Refered to in the code as std_mod and is the default icon for all AI upload modules and Exosuit boards.
Refered to in the code as command and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as generic and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as security and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as science and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as service and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as medical and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as engineering and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.
Refered to in the code as supply and is the circuit board icon for certain machines.

Circuit Imprinter

• The Circuit Imprinter requires glass and occasionally gold or diamond. Here you will find circuits for most of the station's machinery and robotics' exosuits. With gold and diamonds, you can also make AI law modules.
• Information on how to construct machines is available at the Guide to advanced construction.

Engineering Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Network Card	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts			250	100	100
	Advanced Network Card	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts			500	200	200
	Wired Network Card	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts			2500	400	400
	Data Disk	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				800	200
	Advanced Data Disk	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				1600	300
	Super Data Disk	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				3200	400
	Processor Board	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				200	1600
	Microprocessor	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				100	800
	Photonic Processor Board	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				6400	800			2000
	Photonic Microprocessor	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				3200	400			1000
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Machine Design (PACMAN-type Generator Board)	Industrial Engineering	No	Engineering Machinery				1000	300
	Machine Design (SUPERPACMAN-type Generator Board)	Advanced Power Manipulation	No	Engineering Machinery				1000	300
	Machine Design (MRSPACMAN-type Generator Board)	Advanced Power Manipulation	No	Engineering Machinery				1000	300

Science Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Module Design (Safeguard)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300			2000
	Module Design (OneHuman)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					6000
	Module Design (ProtectStation)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300			2000
	Module Design (Quarantine)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300			2000
	Module Design (OxygenIsToxicToHumans)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300			2000
	Module Design (Freeform)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300			10000
	Module Design (Reset)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300			2000
	Module Design (Purge)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Module Design (Law Removal)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Module Design (Freeform)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					10000
	Core Module Design (Asimov)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Core Module Design (P.A.L.A.D.I.N.)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Core Module Design (T.Y.R.A.N.T.)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Core Module Design (Overlord)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Core Module Design (Corporate)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Core Module Design (Default)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Core Module Design (Dadbot)	Artificial Intelligence	No	Ai Modules				1000	300					2000
	Network Card	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts			250	100	100
	Advanced Network Card	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts			500	200	200
	Wired Network Card	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts			2500	400	400
	Data Disk	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				800	200
	Advanced Data Disk	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				1600	300
	Super Data Disk	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				3200	400
	Processor Board	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				200	1600
	Microprocessor	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				100	800
	Photonic Processor Board	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				6400	800			2000
	Photonic Microprocessor	Computer Hardware	No	Computer Parts				3200	400			1000
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300

Security Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300

Medical Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300

Service Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300

Cargo Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Orion Trail Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300

Munitions Department Circuit Imprinter

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Missile Autowrencher	Automated Missile Construction	No	Advanced Munitions			10000	2500	2500	10000
	Missile Autowelder	Automated Missile Construction	No	Advanced Munitions			10000	2500	2500	10000
	Missile Autoscrewer	Automated Missile Construction	No	Advanced Munitions			10000	2500	2500	10000
	Missile Autowirer	Automated Missile Construction	No	Advanced Munitions			10000	2500	2500	10000
	Missile Assembler	Automated Missile Construction	No	Advanced Munitions			10000	2500	2500	10000
	Computer Design (Battle Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Orion Trail Arcade Machine)	Arcade Games	No	Computer Boards				1000	300
	Computer Design (Mediborg's Amputation Adventure)	Illegal Technology	No	Computer Boards				1000	300

Techfab

• The departmental Techfabs are circuit imprinters and departmental protolathes combined, except their available circuit boards differ depending on their department.
• These lists will only consist of items that can ONLY be found in a Technology Fabricator

Engineering Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category

Science Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category

Security Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category

Medical Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category

Service Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category

Cargo Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category
	Computer Design (Express Supply Console)	Mining Technology	No	Mining Designs				1000

Munitions Department Techfab

Manufacturing List

Icon	Item	Required Tech	Starting Tech?	Category

Xenoecology Entry

Written by Elise Garnier

Overview

ConceptionFormationBiologyDiscoveryAncients

Plasmamen (or phoronized humanoids) are the newest species to ever come about naturally so to speak. By all technicality and definition, Plasmamen’s home planet is surprisingly the Earth’s moon. Through long term exposure to phoron, humanoids of all kinds have found themselves slowly but surely mutating and adapting to not only resist the harmful effects of phoron but even live and thrive off of it. Such a process shouldn’t be happening over the course of only a single lifetime, in fact it just about defies any natural process of evolution and mutation known to the current understanding of biology.

General exposure to phoron leads to tissue and liver damage. It acts as a toxic material in any organic lifeform’s body and can easily kill an individual in low quantities. However, a currently unknown quality that some humanoids share causes some form of chain reaction, dubbed “Phoronisation”, amidst their biological process that turns them into what is now called a Plasmaman. Phoronisation is only triggered by prolonged exposure to phoron over the course of years, if not decades, and in extremely small quantities due to its highly volatile and poisonous nature. This causes the skin, muscle, sinew, tendons, and internal organs to break down and reform into an incredibly hot organo-phoron compound that then covers the entirety of the skeleton, which, surprisingly, remains intact. This hot “organic” plasma fits all the criteria to be considered a living organism, complete with sentience and self awareness.

Plasmamen breathe pure gaseous phoron, which serves as the main driving force behind their biological functions. As such Plasmamen do not need to consume food to sustain themselves. Although many have shown a propensity toward vegetables over fruit when given the opportunity to eat. Such an incredibly volatile organism has been proven without a doubt to be completely immune to diseases and unbothered by radiation exposure. Their body produces enough heat to sustain themselves in the complete absence of warmth. Plasmamen are unable to reproduce on their own or with one another and rely entirely on other humanoids undergoing the chain reaction to sustain their numbers. As agonizing of a process it is to become a Plasmaman, such a great sacrifice of suffering is rewarded with the only form of naturally occurring genetic immortality in sapient beings observed so far. Plasmamen do not age and are not affected by disease.

When Plasmamen were first discovered decades ago during the expansion, humanoid-kind wasn’t sure what to make of them. They did their best to accommodate these new people and be mindful of more showing up in the future. Plasmamen were not widely received with open arms but were certainly seen as useful by Nanotrasen as the perfect employees to harvest the phoron shard in the moon during the Great Expansion.

In the furthest reaches of colonized space, humanoids were found drifting amidst the stars that very much resembled the Plasmamen of Earth’s moon. Their integration into society was relatively smooth, having flocked to the phoron shard not many questions were asked. Although prying minds had soon discovered these Plasmamen had been around for much longer than they let on. Some predated humanity as a species let alone their adventures in the endless cosmos. None of these ancient Plasmamen have been able to recollect where their home planet is nor their history leading up to their journey to Sol. Plasmamen, both ancient and new, with no memory of its origin, have since made their home with the federation working on station and ship crew alike.

The Lightbulb Engineers Guide to Advanced Engineering

By: Travis Zaun

Engineering is complicated, thankless, and liable to get you blown up by your own mistakes or someone else refusing to listen. It is also rewarding, as you are the one thing keeping the ship from exploding due to those damned incompetent helmsmen and that one captain who thinks that Leeroy Jenkins is a role model instead of a cautionary tale. I'm going to give you some tips and tricks that I've learned over time to help make your life just a bit easier.
Keep in mind that this is written to the level of someone who already has a basic understanding of engineering: basic terms or concepts are not defined or explained. At the end, there is a Q&A for some commonly asked questions and some entertaining engineering stories.

On to the guide.

Chernobl Memes: Why there isn't any reactor information in this guide
There is a lack of tips to do with the reactors in this guide. It is deliberate and the reason is simple: experimentation leads to better engineers. People willing to figure out why things work with the reactors (particularly the stormdrive) generally learn a lot about engineering as they experiment. As a whole, this improves the overall quality of their engineering capabilities as they figure out gas interactions.

Piping and how it doesn't work like you think it does.
Good old Atmosia, the great state of pipes. You can do much with them, and anything fun (IE: extremely dangerous) requires a good working knowledge of how piping works if you want to live through whatever experiment you're running. Here are a few things to know about piping and Atmosia in general.

1. Pipes are indestructible as far as the forces contained within them:
You're probably already figured this out, but pipes can contain functionally infinite pressure and infinite temperature, their limits are the volume that they can contain, not the pressure or temperature within them, this is important, and I'll tell you why later.

2. Pipes don't have flow.
Yes, you read that correctly. There is no flow in pipes. Connected pipes that are not interrupted by components do not have flow, they just have volume. Pumps are just move volume from one tank to another at a certain rate. This is the equivalent of taking a cup and taking from one bucket and putting it into another bucket. All components that have a flow rate (scrubbers, non-passive vents, injectors, gas pumps, volume pumps, mixers, filters) all behave in this manner. Components that do not have a flow rate, such as valves (when open), connectors, z-level connectors, layer connectors or passive vents just connect one bucket directly to another, making it a bigger bucket.

3. What happens to one, happens to the rest.
Pipes are functionally just funny shaped tanks, and properties that happen to one section of pipe happen to ALL connected sections of pipe. This means that when that one dipshit captain panic siphons a room that was on fire, he just massively heated up the entire subber network, making it useless for actually scrubbing anything anywhere else. It also means that when you apply cooling to one section of piping, you apply cooling to the entire section of connected piping, assuming there aren't any interruptions in the line. The best way to fix that dipshit captains mistake is to build a thermomachine with the best components that you can get (or multiple thermomachines if you have low tier components), attach it to a random section on the scrubbers network, and turn it on.

4. Thermodynamics. It's a thing that exists.
Remember how I mentioned that pipes have a limit on volume, but not pressure or temperature? The importance is that when gasses expand, they take up more volume. They expand when they heat up, and contract when they cool down. Why does this matter? Well, for one part of the reason that the dipshit captain was able to disable that scrubbers network is that at the end of the scrubbers network is a pump that takes it into the main atmospheric tanks. That pump, upgraded to a volume pump or not, can only move certain amount of pressure (standard pump) or volume (volume pump) at a time. If the temperature is very hot, it will not be moving very many moles (the measure of the actual amount of gas) at all, and all the gas in it was just expanded to a massive pressure and volume, likely maxing out the amount contained within, and meaning that you're not moving it at anywhere near the normal rate. On the other side of this, you can use this concept, with a valve, to use one section of thermal piping to heat up another section on demand.

Damage Control: Rise of the Fixman
So, the ship has taken a few hits, the clown is dead, munitions is complaining about their compartment being depressurized again, medical has ceased to exist as a location, you've lost contact with the bridge, and you've just barely managed to stop the ship from exploding due to superstructure critical. What do you do, and how do you do it?

1. Triage, not just for medical.
So, you've got a whole list of issues. Priorities change in combat and out of combat, and what you can afford to fix changes with the number of engineers you have available to you. These priorities are debatable, but I'll list what I treat as the priorities here and why. I've also added in a list of Non-Priority Fixes, otherwise known as "what's in it for me?" fixes. The things at the bottom I will only fix if someone is bribing me.

In Combat:
1. Fix the reactor-if this took a hit and/or is starting to do the funny alarming noises, fix it. You've got about 2 minutes from unhappy to boom with the AGCNR or Stormdrive.
2. Bridge-Specifically the HELM, DRADIS, TAC and FTL consoles. If they're broken, you can't move and shoot, and you'll probably die.

The Depot

Sugery Tools

Scalpel:
Retractor:
Hemostat:
Cautery:
Circular Saw:
Blood Filter:

Chemical Tiers

Chemical Name	Formula	Minimum Level	Maximum Level
Virus Food	5 parts Water 5 parts Milk	1	2
Unstable Mutagen	1 part Chlorine 1 part Phosphorus 1 part Radium	2	4
Mutagenic Agar	1 part Unstable Mutagen 1 part Chlorine 1 part Phosphorus 1 part Radium 1 part Virus Food 5 parts Water 5 parts Milk	3	3
Liquid Plasma	Grind a Sheet of Plasma	4	6
Uranium	Grind a Sheet of Uranium	5	6
Sucrose Agar

Viro

Symptom	Stealth	Resistance	Stage speed	Transmission	Severity	Level	Required Chemical	Effect	Threshold (hover mouse over for details)
Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome	-2	0	-1	-2	5	9	Highly Unstable Virus Food	Causes heavy suffocation damage, while giving a small chance of heart attacks. Becomes even more lethal if the mob has more than 120 suffocation damage. Has no effect if the host does not need to breath	Stage Speed 8, Transmission 8
Alopecia	0	3	2	2	0	4	Unstable Mutagen/Sucrose Agar	Causes rapid hair loss.	None
Cornu Cutaneum	-3	3	-3	0	1	0	Anomalous Virus Food	The host damages anyone next to them every so often	Resistance 6, Transmission 6

WIP Guide Links

Guide to Food

Guide to Drinks

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Taste	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Grilled Cheese Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices Slice any bread with your knife. + 2 cheese wedges Slice a cheese wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst) with your knife	Toast, cheese	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
	Hotdog	1 bun Microwave a dough slice Slice a flat dough Flatten a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your rolling pin with your knife + 1 Sausage 1 meatball Process one slab of meat + 2 cutlets Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife. + 5 units Ketchup Grind tomatoes	Bun, meat	6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin	Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
	Jelly Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices Slice any bread with your knife. + 5 units cherry jelly Grind cherries	Bread, jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Vitamin	You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this...
	Jelly Sandwich (slime)	2 (plain) bread slices Slice any bread with your knife. + 5 units Slime Jelly Grind an unused slime extract	Bread, jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	Probably as toxic to the crew as peanuts would be.
	Not-a-Sandwich	1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices Slice any bread with your knife.	Nothing Suspicious	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
	Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices Slice any bread with your knife. + 1 meat steak Microwave meat + 1 cheese wedge Slice a cheese wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst) with your knife	Meat, cheese, bread, lettuce	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.

Unrelated Stuff

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Guide to the FTL
Scrapyard

Test Yard

Null Rods

The obsidian rod will be your defense against the forces of evil. Having it in your possession will make you completely immune to the effects of cult-related magic. It will also destroy any runes/sigils and is an excellent weapon in general.

You can transform it into a holy weapon of choice by using it in hand! Options are:

Null Rods

Icon	Name	Benefits	Drawbacks	Notes
	Null Rod	+ Deals 18 brute damage on hit, and 10 when thrown. + Fits in pockets.	- None	The default null rod that all others are balanced against. Unless otherwise stated, all other rods deal 18 brute damage (10 when thrown) and provide magic immunity.
	God Hand	+ Deals Burn damage instead of Brute. + Can't be stolen from you.	- Can't be dropped once equipped. - Deletes itself if you lose your arm.	Has a similar appearance to a Cultist's stun hand.
	Chainsaw Hand	+ Can be used as a slower saw tool. + Can slowly butcher things. + Can't be stolen from you without dismemberment.	- Can't be dropped once equipped, unless you lose your arm.	Chainsaw on hand, at all times!
	Red Staff Blue Staff	+ While held, 50% block chance. + Projects a shield around you to represent the block chance.	- Deals 5 brute damage on hit. - Can only be worn on the back	50% chance to get hit, 50% chance to not get hit, I like those odds!
	Holy Claymore Hanzo Steel Dark Blade Force Weapon	+ While held, 30% melee block chance. + Sharp.	- Can only be worn on the back or belt slot.	All four have identical stats but different appearances and sounds.
	Light Energy Sword Dark Energy Sword Nautical Energy Sword	+ While held, 30% melee block chance. + Sharp.	- Can only be worn in the belt slot.	Shares an appearance and sounds with the standard energy sword/cutlass. Can't be sheathed, though.
	Extradimensional Blade	+ While held, 30% melee block chance. + Sharp. + Deals up to 30 damage on hit.	- Can only be worn on the belt. - Deals at the lowest 1 damage.	Damage dealt is randomized each hit.

• Extradimensional Blade: Deals 1-30 damage when attacking.
• Dark Blade/Chainsaw Sword/Force Weapon: Like above, but cannot be worn on the back slot.
• Scythe/High Frequency Blade/Dormant Spellblade: Penetrates some armour, only fits on back. Same strength as the null rod. Sharp.
• Possessed Blade:Has the same statistics as a scythe. When used in hand, it will attempt to summon a ghost to possess the blade; if a ghost accepts, it'll become your talking sword. The ghost gets to pick the sword's name after that.
• UNREAL SORD: Complete shit. Deals 4.13 damage.
• Relic Hammer: Same stats as a Null Rod, but can only be worn on the belt slot.
• Dark Blessing: Like the chainsaw hand, but it looks like a changeling's arm blade.
• Clown Dagger: No damage changes, looks like a honkrender and honks on attack. It's sharp.
• Hypertool: Same damage as a Null Rod, but only damages brain.
• Whip: No stat change, but can be worn on the belt slot. Has a small chance to knockdown and deals extra damage to vampires.
• Fedora: Goes on your head. Does high(30) throwing damage. No melee damage. Sharp.
• Carp-Sie Plushie: Less damage than null-rod, looks/sounds like a carp plushie. Using it in-hand makes the chaplain gain the carp faction. Wild carp will ignore him.
• Bo Staff: Has a 40% block chance, but deals slightly less damage than a Null Rod. Can be worn in the back slot.
• Arrhythmic Knife: Cannot be stored or worn anywhere. While holding it, it speeds you up and slows you down randomly.
• Pitchfork: Same damage as a Null Rod, but it's sharp and cannot be put in pockets.
• Pride-struck hammer: It resonates an aura of Pride, can only be worn on your back, does 16 damage and is pretty epic looking.
• Ancient Spear: An ancient spear made of brass, I mean gold, I mean bronze. Same damage as a null rod, but also has 10 armor piercing and is sharp.

You can only re-pick once.

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