Guide to drinks
Drink Strength[edit | edit source]
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.
A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.
A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you. [Show/hide]
Alcohol Level | Description | Effect |
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0 | Non-alcoholic. | N/A |
1-10 | Barely classifiable as alcohol. | Occasional Slurring. |
11-20 | Slight alcohol content. | Slurring. |
21-30 | Below average. | Imbiber begins to look slightly drunk. |
31-40 | Just below average. | No unique effects. |
41-50 | Average. | Mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk. |
51-60 | Just above average. | Disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk. |
61-70 | Above average. | Small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed. |
71-80 | High alcohol content. | Blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced. |
81-90 | Extremely high alcohol content. | Heavy toxin damage, passing out. |
91-100 | Dangerously toxic. | Swift death. |
Basic Drink Ingredients[edit | edit source]
Picture | Cocktail | Strength | How to aquire | Taste | Drink Description | Notes |
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Absinthe | 80 | 1 part Absinthe: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each. |
Death and Licorice | A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. | Has a chance to cause hallucinations. | |
Ale | 65 | 1 part ale: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker. |
Hearty Barley Ale | A warm pint of delicious ale. | ||
Applejack | 20 | 1 part applejack: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack. |
An honest day's work at the orchard | The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. | ||
Apple Juice | N/A | 1 part apple juice: Juice an apple. |
Apples | The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. | ||
Banana Juice | N/A | 1 part banana juice: Juice bananas. |
Banana | The raw essence of a banana. HONK | Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage | |
Beer | 25 | 1 part beer: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme(catalyst). |
Piss Water | A freezing pint of beer. | ||
Berry Juice | N/A | 1 part berry juice: Juice berries. |
Berries | berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? | ||
Carrot juice | N/A | 1 part carrot juice: Juice carrots. |
Carrots | It is just like a carrot but without crunching. | Heals eye damage. | |
Champagne | 40 | 1 part champagne: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne. |
Auspicious occasions and bad decisions | A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. | ||
Clown's Tears | N/A | 1 part clown's tears: Grind some clown's tear soup. |
Mournful Honking | Not very funny. | Actually very Funny! | |
Coffee | N/A | 1 part coffee: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines. |
Bitterness | Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. | |
Cognac | 75 | 1 part cognac : In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Classy French brandy | Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. | ||
Creme de Coconut | 20 | 1 part creme de coconut: In Booze Dispenser. |
A sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar | A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks. | ||
Creme de Menthe | 20 | 1 part creme de menthe : In Booze Dispenser. |
A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater | A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. | ||
Creme de Cacao | 20 | 1 part creme de cacao: In Booze Dispenser. |
A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol | A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. | ||
Dr. Gibb | N/A | 1 part Dr. Gibb: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. |
Cherry Soda | Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. | Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. | |
Fernet | 80 | 1 part Fernet: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Utter bitterness | Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. | Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. | |
Garlic Juice | N/A | 1 part garlic juice: Grind garlic. |
Garlic | Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it. | 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). | |
Gin | 45 | 1 part gin: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. |
An alcoholic christmas tree | It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. | ||
Grenadine | N/A | 1 part grenadine: In Booze-O-Mat. |
Sweet pomegranates | Delicious flavored syrup. | ||
Glass of Ice | N/A | 1 part ice: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Ice | Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... | Cools down. | |
Hard Cider | 25 | 1 part hard cider: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each. |
The seasons that falls between summer and winter | Tastes like autumn. No wait, fall! | Cools down. | |
Holy Water | N/A | 1 part holy water: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel. |
None | A glass of holy water. | Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. | |
Kahlúa | 45 | 1 part Kahlúa: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme. |
None | DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST | Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. | |
Lemon Juice | N/A | 1 part lemon juice: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons. |
Sourness | Sour... | ||
Lemon-Lime | N/A | 1 part Lemon-Lime: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. |
Tangy lime and lemon soda | You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. | Cools down if overheated. | |
Lime Juice | N/A | 1 part lime juice: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes. |
Unbearable sourness | A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. | Heals toxic damage. | |
Menthol | N/A | 1 part menthol: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser. |
Mint | Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. | Prevents coughing. | |
Milk | N/A | 1 part milk: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one. |
Milk | White and nutritious goodness! | Slowly heals brute damage and purges capsaicin oil. | |
Milk Cream | N/A | 1 part cream: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator. |
Creamy Milk | Ewwww... | Heals brute damage. | |
Nothing | N/A | 1 part nothing: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas. |
"Nothing" | Absolutely nothing. | Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. | |
Orange Juice | N/A | 1 part orange juice: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges. |
Oranges | Vitamins! Yay! | Heals suffocation damage. | |
Parsnip Juice | N/A | 1 part parsnip juice: Juice a parsnip. |
Parsnip | Why... | ||
Peach Juice | N/A | 1 part peach juice: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance. |
Peaches | Just peachy. | ||
Pineapple Juice | N/A | 1 part Pineapple Juice: In Soda Dispenser |
Pineapple | Tart, tropical, and hotly debated. | ||
Poison Berry Juice | N/A | 1 part poison berry juice: Juice poison berries. |
Berries | berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? | Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. | |
Potato Juice | N/A | 1 part potato juice: Juice potatoes. |
Irish Sadness | Bleh... | ||
Rum | 60 | 1 part rum: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Spiked Butterscotch | Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? | ||
Sake | 70 | 1 part sake: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst). |
Sweet rice wine | A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. | ||
Soda Water | N/A | 1 part soda water: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Carbonated Water | Why not make a scotch and soda? | Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. | |
Soy Milk | N/A | 1 part soy milk: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one. |
Soy Milk | White and nutritious soy goodness! | Heals brute damage. | |
Space Cola | N/A | 1 part Space Cola: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice. |
Cola | A glass of refreshing Space Cola. | Cools down if overheated. | |
Space Mountain Wind | N/A | 1 part Space Mountain Wind: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. |
Sweet citrus soda | Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. | Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. | |
Space-Up | N/A | 1 part Space-Up: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. |
Cherry Soda | Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. | Cools down if overheated. | |
Tea | N/A | 1 part tea: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines. |
Tart black tea | Drinking it from here would not seem right. | Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins. | |
Tequila | 70 | 1 part tequila: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Paint stripper | Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! | ||
Tomato Juice | N/A | 1 part tomato juice: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes. |
Tomatoes | Are you sure this is tomato juice? | Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. | |
Tonic Water | N/A | 1 part tonic water: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Tart and fresh | Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. | |
Triple Sec | 30 | 1 part triple sec: In a booze dispenser. |
A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean | A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. | ||
Vermouth | 45 | 1 part vermouth: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. |
Dry alcohol | You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. | ||
Vodka | 65 | 1 part vodka: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme |
Grain alcohol | The glass contain wodka. Xynta. | ||
Water | N/A | 1 part water: Sinks. Watertanks. |
Water | The father of all refreshments. | ||
Watermelon Juice | N/A | 1 part watermelon juice: Juice watermelon slices. |
Juicy watermelon | A glass of watermelon juice. | ||
Welder Fuel | N/A | 1 part welding fuel: Find a Welding fuel tank. |
Gross metal | Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. | Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. | |
Whiskey | 75 | 1 part whiskey: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each. |
Molasses | A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. | ||
Wine | 35 | 1 part wine: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa) |
Bitter sweetness | A very classy looking drink. | ||
Monkey Energy | N/A | 1 part monkey energy: In Robust Softdrink Vending Machine, 1 Can of Monkey Energy, contains 50 units. |
Barbecue and nostalgia | The only drink that will make you unleash the ape. | ||
Beef Broth | N/A | 1 part beef broth: Found in maintenance or ordered by Cargonia, 1 Can of beef broth contains 50 units. |
Pure Beef Essence | Why does this exist? | Makes you disgusted |
Mixed Drinks[edit | edit source]
Picture | Cocktail | Strength | Taste | Ingredients | Drink Description | Notes |
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Acid Spit | 80 | Stomach acid | 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid | A drink for the daring! Made from 20% more live aliens. | ||
Alexander | 80 | Bitter, creamy cacao | 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream | A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. | If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. IBA Official Cocktail | |
Allies Cocktail | 45 | Bitter yet free | 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka | A drink made from your allies. Not as sweet as those made from your enemies. | Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin | |
Aloe | 35 | Sweet 'n creamy | 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part Irish cream | Very, very, very good. | ||
Amasec | 35 | Dark and metallic | 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka | Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club! | Warhammer 40k drink | |
Andalusia | 40 | Lemons | 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice | A nice, strangely named drink. | ||
Anti-Freeze | 35 | Jack Frost's piss | 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice | The ultimate refreshment. | Heats you up if you are frozen | |
Arnold Palmer | N/A | Bitter Tea | 1 part lemonade, 1 part tea | Encourages the patient to go golfing. | ||
Atomic Bomb | N/A | Da bomb | 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium | Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. | Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
B-52 | 85 | Angry and Irish | 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac | Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Bacchus' Blessing | 300 | A wall of bricks | 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb | Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. | Can kill you if you drink enough. | |
Bahama Mama | 35 | Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee | 1 part Creme de Coconut, 2 parts rum, 1 parts Kahlua, 1 part Pineapple Juice | A tropical cocktail with a complex blend of flavors. | Existing cocktail | |
Banana Honk | 60 | A bad joke | 1 part laughter, 1 part cream | A drink from Clown Heaven. | Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage. | |
Barefoot | 45 | Creamy Berries | 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice | Barefoot and pregnant. | Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes. | |
Bastion Bourbon | 30 | Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit | 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice | Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. | When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4. | |
Beepsky Smash | 90 | JUSTICE | 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron | Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the iron fist of the LAW. | Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5. | |
Bee's Knees | 35 | Sweeter Mead | 1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice | This glass is oozing with honey. A bit too much honey to look appealing for anyone but a certain insect. | Is tasty for Apids, but deals slight toxin damage to others. | |
Between the Sheets | 80 | Seduction | 1 part rum, 4 parts Sidecar. | A provocatively named classic. | Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. IBA Official Cocktail | |
Bilk | 15 | Desperation and Lactate | 1 part beer, 1 part milk | A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. | Slowly heals brute damage | |
Black Russian | 70 | Bitterness | 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa | For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. | IBA official cocktail | |
Blank Paper | 20 | Bubbling Possibility | 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Clown's Tears | A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. | Heals and mutes mimes. | |
Blazaam | 70 | Alternate Realities | 1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust , 2 parts gin
Grind a bluespace crystal |
The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. | Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. | |
Bloody Mary | 55 | Tomatoes with a hint of lime | 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice | Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. | Restores blood. IBA official cocktail | |
Blue Cherry Shake | N/A | Creamy blue cherry | 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly | A blue cherry flavored milkshake. | ||
Booger | 45 | Sweet 'n creamy | 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice | Ewww... | ||
Branca Menta | 35 | A bitter freshness | 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice | A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. | Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank. | |
Brave Bull | 80 | Alcoholic Bravery | 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa | Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. | Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail | |
Bug Spray | 50 | The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos | 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka | A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. | Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6. | |
Changeling Sting | 95 | Your brain coming out your nose | 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail | A stingy drink. | Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3. | |
Cherry Shake | N/A | Creamy cherry | 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. | A cherry flavored milkshake. | ||
Chocolate Pudding | N/A | Sweet Chocolate | 10 parts Chocolate milk, 5 parts eggyolk | A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass. | ||
Chocolate Milk | N/A | Chocolate Milk | 1 part milk, 1 part cocoa. | Milk for cool kids | ||
Hot Chocolate | N/A | Creamy chocolate | 5 parts water, 1 part Cocoa | Made with love! And cocoa beans. | Heats up if frozen | |
Classic Martini | 60 | Dry Class | 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth | Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. | IBA official cocktail | |
Cafe Latte | N/A | Bitter cream | 1 part coffee, 1 part milk | A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen | |
Cream Soda | N/A | Fizzy Vanilla | 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla | A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. | Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5. | |
Crevice Spike | -10 | A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste | 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin | Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. Doesn't sober up light drinkers. | It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A | |
Cuba Libre | 50 | A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum | 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice | A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. | Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail | |
Demons Blood | 75 | Sweet Tasting Iron | 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb | Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. | Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood. | |
Devil's Kiss | 70 | Bitter Iron | 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa | A creepy time! | Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you. | |
Doctor's Delight | N/A | Homely Fruit | 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone | A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. | Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger). | |
Driest Martini | 65 | A beach | 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin | Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. | Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing | |
Drunken Blumpkin | 50 | Molasses and a mouthful of pool water | 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice | A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top | ||
Duplex | 25 | Green apples and Blue raspberries | 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice | An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks. | ||
Eggnog | 1 | Custard and alcohol | 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream | For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year. | ||
Erika Surprise | 35 | Tartness and bananas | 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice | The surprise is, it's green! | ||
Fanciulli | -10 | A sweet sobering mix | 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet | What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? | Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. Existing drink. | |
Faster-Than-Liver | 52 | Empty Space | 1 part Vodka, 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail | A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit. | Causes you to hallucinate FTL travel. | |
Fernet Cola | 25 | Sweet Relief | 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola | A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. | Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven. | |
Fetching Fizz | 10 | Charged Metal | 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron | Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. | Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2. | |
Fourth Wall | 0 | Binary | 10 parts gargle blaster, 1 part bluespace dust | Just looking at this makes your head hurt. | Gives you a random brain trauma depending on how much you've had. Results in 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Fringe Weaver | 90 | Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar | 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar | Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. | Drink from VA-11 Hall-A | |
Gibb Floats | N/A | Creamy cherry | 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream | Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. | ||
Gin Fizz | 45 | Dry, tart lemons | 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice | Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Gin and Tonic | 25 | Mild and tart | 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water | A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman. | ||
Goldschlager | 25 | Burning cinnamon | 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold | 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. | Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Grape Soda | N/A | Grape soda | 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water | Beloved of children and teetotalers. | Cools you down if overheated. | |
Grappa | 60 | Classy bitter sweetness | 10 parts wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) | A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you. | ||
Grasshopper | 25 | Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth | 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao | A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Green Beer | 25 | Green Piss Water | 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder | A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. | Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Grog | 1 | A poor excuse for alcohol | 1 part water, 1 part rum | Watered down rum. Nanotrasen approved! | Exists in real world | |
Hearty Punch | 90 | Bravado in the face of disaster | 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) | Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. | Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15. | |
Hippie's Delight | N/A | Giving peace a chance | 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. | Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering | |
Hooch | 100 | Pure Resignation | 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) | You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. | Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era | |
Iced Beer | 15 | Refreshingly cold | 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil | A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. | Cools you down if overheated | |
Iced Coffee | N/A | Bitter Coldness | 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee | A drink to perk you up and refresh you! | Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep | |
Iced Tea | N/A | Sweet Tea | 1 part ice, 3 parts tea | All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. | Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage. | |
Icewing | 50 | Frostburn | 1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice | A watcher hunter's drink of choice. Will heal your frostburns, or cool you down. | Cools you down, heals if you're cold. | |
Irish Car Bomb | 25 | Delicious anger | 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale | An Irish car bomb. | Exists in real world | |
Irish Coffee | 35 | Giving up on the day | 1 part irish cream, 1 part coffee | Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Irish Cream | 50 | Creamy alcohol | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream | Whiskey-imbued cream. What else would you expect from the Irish? | Exists in real world | |
Jack Rose | 15 | A sweet and sour slice of apple | 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice | A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. | ||
Kamikaze | 60 | Divine Windiness | 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice | Divinely windy. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Lemonade | N/A | Sunshine and summertime | 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice | Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6. | ||
Lizard Wine | 45 | Scaley sweetness | 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol | An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. | Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu. | |
Long Island Iced Tea | 35 | A mixture of cola and alcohol | 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila | The entire liquor cabinet brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Manhattan | 30 | Mild dryness | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth | The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Manhattan Project | 45 | Death, the destroyer of worlds | 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium | A scientist's drink of choice. Great for thinking how to blow up the station. | Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Margarita | 35 | Dry and salty | 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice | On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Mauna Loa | 40 | Fiery, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh | 2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts bahama mama | Lavaland in a drink... mug... volcano... thing. | Heats you up while it's in your body. Occasionally makes you burst into flames. | |
Mead | 30 | Sweet, sweet alcohol | 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) | A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. | Exists in real world | |
Mojito | 30 | Refreshing mint | 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol | A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Moonshine | 95 | Bitterness | 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) | You've really hit rock bottom now. Your liver packed its bags and left last night. | ||
Narsour | 10 | Blood | 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood | A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! | Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3. | |
Nuka Cola | N/A | The Future | 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola | Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland | Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed, also irradiates you Reference to Fallout. | |
Old Timer | 35 | Simpler times | 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander | An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. | Makes you older. And older, and older. | |
Neurotoxin | 50 | A numbing sensation | 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. | Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine. | |
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster | N/A | Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick | 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice | Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. | Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | |
Patron | 60 | Metallic and expensive | 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver | Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. | Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Painkiller | 20 | Sugary tartness | 10 parts Painkiller: 5 parts Creme de Coconut In Booze Dispenser. 4 parts Pineapple Juice In Soda Dispenser 1 part Orange Juice
In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges. |
Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. | ||
Pina Colada | 40 | Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean | 5 parts Pina Colada: 1 part Creme de Coconut In Booze Dispenser. 3 parts Pineapple Juice In Soda Dispenser 1 part Rum In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 1 part Lime Juice
In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes. |
A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum. | ||
Peppermint Patty | 25 | Mint and chocolate | 6 parts hot cocoa, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol | This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. | Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer. | |
Planet Cracker | 50 | Triumph with a hint of bitterness | 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold | This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. | Results in 4 parts instead of 6. | |
Plasma Flood | 60 | a plasma fire in your mouth | 1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood | A favorite of the grey tide. Ironically, not recommended to stand in plasma while drinking this. | Simultaneously sets you on fire and makes you immune to it as long as it's in your system. Does not make you immune to the heat though. | |
Pumpkin Latte | N/A | Creamy pumkin | 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream | A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee. | ||
Quadruple Sec | 35 | An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day | 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe | Kicks just as hard as licking the power cell on a baton, but tastier. | Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungry the longer it is in your system. | |
Quintiple Sec | 60 | THE LAW | 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb | Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. | Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you extremely hungry the longer it is in your system. | |
Ratvander | 10 | Sweet Brass | 5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part iron, 0.6 parts copper | A new cocktail originally mixed by TRNE Corp. Said to be embued with eldritch magic. | Makes you sound like a drunk Clockwork Cultist. Results in 10 parts instead of 12.6. | |
Red Mead | 31 | Sweet and salty alcohol | 1 part mead, 1 part blood | The true Viking drink! Even though it has a strange red color. | ||
Red Queen | N/A | Wonder | 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part | DRINK ME. | Randomly changes your size while it's in your system. | |
Rubberneck | 60 | Artifical fruityness | 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame | A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. | ||
Rum and Coke | 40 | Cola | 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola | The classic go-to of space-fratboys. | ||
Sarsaparillian Sunset | 70 | Pleasant burning | 5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part nuka cola, 1 part napalm | The view of a sunset over an irradiated wasteland. Calms your burns, but don't drink too much. | Heals your burns, burns you if you drink too much. Makes you spit fireballs. Results in 5 parts instead of 7. | |
Sbiten | 70 | Hot and spice | 10 parts vodka, 1 part Capsaicin | A spicy mix of Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys! | Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world Results in 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Screwdriver Cocktail | 55 | Oranges | 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice | A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. | Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. IBA Official Cocktail | |
Sidecar | 80 | Delicious freedom | 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice | The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Silencer | 59 | A pencil eraser | 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar | A drink from mime Heaven. | Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes. | |
Singulo | 35 | Concentrated matter | 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine | A blue-space beverage. | ||
Snow White | 35 | Refreshing cold | 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime | A cold refreshment. | ||
Soy Latte | N/A | Creamy Coffee | 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk | A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. | Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage | |
Squirt Cider | 40 | Stale bread with a staler aftertaste | 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment | Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. | ||
Stinger | 25 | A slap on the face in the best possible way | 10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe | A snappy way to end the day. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Sugar Rush | 10 | Your arteries clogging with sugar | 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine | Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. | Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A | |
Syndicate Bomb | 90 | Purified Antagonism | 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer | A syndicate bomb. | Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills. | |
Tequila Sunrise | 45 | Oranges with a hint of pomegranate | 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine | Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... | Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail | |
The Manly Dorf | 100 | Hair on your chest and your chin | 1 part beer, 2 parts ale | Beer and Ale brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for true men only. | Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress | |
Thirteen Loko | 80 | Jitters and death | 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee | This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. | Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack. | |
Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 10 | Dryness | 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium | A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. | Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11. | |
Toxins Special | 25 | Spicy Toxins | 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma | Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! | Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass. | |
Trappist Beer | 40 | Dried plums and malt | 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar | A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. | If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick. | |
Triple Citrus | N/A | Extreme bitterness | 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice | Triple the citrus, triple the fun. | Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3. | |
Turbo | 85 | The outlaw spirit | 2 parts moonshine, 1 part , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game | A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. | Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are. | |
Vanilla Pudding | N/A | Sweet Vanilla | 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk | A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass. | ||
Vodka and Tonic | 70 | Tart bitterness | 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water | For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough. | ||
Vodka Martini | 65 | Shaken, not stirred | 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth | A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great. | ||
Whiskey Cola | 70 | Cola | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola | An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious. | ||
Whiskey Soda | 70 | Soda | 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water | Ultimate refreshment. | ||
Whiskey Sour | 35 | Sour lemons | 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar | Lemon juice mixed with whiskey and a dash of sugar. Surprisingly satisfying. | ||
White Russian | 50 | Bitter cream | 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream | A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. | IBA Official Cocktail | |
Wizz Fizz | 50 | Friendship! It is magic, after all | 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec | A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. | Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick. | |
Beef Fizz | 15 | Nice and Salty Fizzless Beef Juice with a quick bite of lemon | 7 parts Beef Broth, 2 parts Ice, 1 part lemon juice | This is beef fizz, BEEF FIZZ, THERE IS NO GOD | Literally just makes you disgusted | |
Torpedo Juice | 70 | an explosion in your mouth | 3 parts lemon lime, 2 parts Ethanol | Attention munitions: MAKE TORP. | Heals 2 brute damage per tick for those who work in Munitions. A Drink By The Navy, For The Navy! | |
..What? | N/A | What? | Fail a recipe | You can't really tell what this is. | You get this when there is something else in the glass |
Juice Cartons[edit | edit source]
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.
Junk Drinks[edit | edit source]
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Space Cola | 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Space Mountain Wind | Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Dr. Gibb | A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Star-kist | Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...? | |
Space-Up | Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Pwr Game | The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Lemon-Lime | You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime. | |
Canned air | 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen. | |
Grey Bull | Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks. |
Hot Drinks[edit | edit source]
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Robust Coffee | Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. | |
Duke Purple Tea | An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. | |
Dutch Hot Cocoa | Contains hot cocoa and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco. |