Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
c 11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Cocktail	Strength	Taste	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
Absinthe	80	Death and Licorice	1 part Absinthe	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a chance to cause hallucinations. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Ale	65	Hearty Barley Ale	1 part ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Applejack	20	An honest day's work at the orchard	1 part applejack	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
Apple Juice	N/A	Apples	1 part apple juice	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.	To acquire: Juice an apple.
Banana Juice	N/A	Banana	1 part banana juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bananas.
Beer	25	Piss Water	1 part beer	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry Juice	N/A	Berries	1 part berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
Carrot juice	N/A	Carrots	1 part carrot juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
Champagne	40	Auspicious occasions and bad decisions	1 part champagne	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.	To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Clown's Tears	N/A	Mournful Honking	1 part clown's tears	Not very funny.	To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
Coffee	N/A	Bitterness	1 part coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Cognac	75	Angry and Irish	1 part cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Creme de Menthe	20	A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater	1 part creme de menthe	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Cacao	20	A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol	1 part creme de cacao	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Dr. Gibb	N/A	Cherry Soda	1 part Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Fernet	80	Utter bitterness	1 part Fernet	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.	Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Garlic Juice	N/A	Garlic	1 part garlic juice	Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic.
Gin	45	An alcoholic christmas tree	1 part gin	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
Grenadine	N/A	Sweet pomegranates	1 part grenadine	Delicious flavored syrup.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
Glass of Ice	N/A	Ice	1 part ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Hard Cider	25	The seasons that falls between summer and winter	1 part hard cider	Apple juice, for adults.	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
Holy Water	N/A	None	1 part holy water	A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Kahlúa	45	None	1 part Kahlúa	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon Juice	N/A	Sourness	1 part lemon juice	Sour...	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Lemon-Lime	N/A	Tangy lime and lemon soda	1 part Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime Juice	N/A	Unbearable sourness	1 part lime juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	Heals toxic damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Menthol	N/A	Mint	1 part menthol	Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.	Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Milk	N/A	Milk	1 part milk	White and nutritious goodness!	Slowly heals brute damage and purges capsaicin oil. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Milk Cream	N/A	Creamy Milk	1 part cream	Ewwww...	Heals brute damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Nothing	N/A	"Nothing"	1 part nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
Orange Juice	N/A	Oranges	1 part orange juice	Vitamins! Yay!	Heals suffocation damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Parsnip Juice	N/A	Parsnip	1 part parsnip juice	Why...	To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
Peach Juice	N/A	Peaches	1 part peach juice	Just peachy.	To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
Poison Berry Juice	N/A	Berries	1 part poison berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Potato Juice	N/A	Irish Sadness	1 part potato juice	Bleh...	To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Rum	60	Spiked Butterscotch	1 part rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sake	70	Sweet rice wine	1 part sake	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Soda Water	N/A	Carbonated Water	1 part soda water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Soy Milk	N/A	Soy Milk	1 part soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	Heals brute damage. To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space Cola	N/A	Cola	1 part Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space Mountain Wind	N/A	Sweet citrus soda	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space-Up	N/A	Cherry Soda	1 part Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Tea	N/A	Tart black tea	1 part tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Tequila	70	Paint stripper	1 part tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Tomato Juice	N/A	Tomatoes	1 part tomato juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Tonic Water	N/A	Tart and fresh	1 part tonic water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Triple Sec	30	A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean	1 part triple sec	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.	To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
Vermouth	45	Dry alcohol	1 part vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Vodka	65	Grain alcohol	1 part vodka	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
Water	N/A	Water	1 part water	The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
Watermelon Juice	N/A	Juicy watermelon	1 part watermelon juice	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Welder Fuel	N/A	Gross metal	1 part welding fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
Whiskey	75	Molasses	1 part whiskey	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine	35	Bitter sweetness	1 part wine	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Taste	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Acid Spit	80	Stomach acid	5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
	Alexander	80	Bitter, creamy cacao	1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.	If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. IBA Official Cocktail
	Allies Cocktail	45	Bitter yet free	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
	Aloe	35	Sweet 'n creamy	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey	Very, very, very good.
	Amasec	35	Dark and metallic	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Always handy before COMBAT!!!	Warhammer 40k drink
	Andalusia	40	Lemons	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	A nice, strangely named drink.
	Anti-Freeze	35	Jack Frost's piss	2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen
	Arnold Palmer	N/A	Bitter Tea	1 part lemonade, 1 part tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.
	Atomic Bomb	N/A	Da bomb	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	B-52	85	Angry and Irish	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Bacchus' Blessing	300	A wall of bricks	1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough.
	Bahama Mama	35	Lime and Orange	2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
	Banana Honk	60	A bad joke	1 part laughter, 1 part cream	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
	Barefoot	45	Creamy Berries	1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Barefoot and pregnant.	Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
	Bastion Bourbon	30	Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit	1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.	When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
	Beepsky Smash	90	JUSTICE	2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
	Bee's Knees	35	Sweeter Mead	1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	This glass is oozing with honey. A bit too much honey to look appealing for anyone but a certain insect.	Is tasty for Apids, but deals slight toxin damage to others.
	Between the Sheets	80	Seduction	1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	A provocatively named classic.	Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. IBA Official Cocktail
	Bilk	15	Desperation and Lactate	1 part beer, 1 part milk	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	Slowly heals brute damage
	Black Russian	70	Bitterness	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
	Blank Paper	20	Bubbling Possibility	1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.	Heals and mutes mimes.
	Blazaam	70	Alternate Realities	1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust Grind a bluespace crystal , 2 parts gin	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.	Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
	Bloody Mary	55	Tomatoes with a hint of lime	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
	Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	Creamy blue cherry	1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
	Booger	45	Sweet 'n creamy	1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Ewww...
	Branca Menta	35	A bitter freshness	1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.	Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
	Brave Bull	80	Alcoholic Bravery	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
	Bug Spray	50	The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos	2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.	Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Changeling Sting	95	Your brain coming out your nose	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
	Cherry Shake	N/A	Creamy cherry	1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	A cherry flavored milkshake.
	Chocolate Pudding	N/A	Sweet Chocolate	5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
	Chocolate	N/A	Creamy chocolate	5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen
	Classic Martini	60	Dry Class	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
	Coffee Latte	N/A	Bitter cream	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
	Cream Soda	N/A	Fizzy Vanilla	2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.	Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
	Crevice Spike	-10	A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste	2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin	Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.	It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Cuba Libre	50	A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum	3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.	Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail
	Demons Blood	75	Sweet Tasting Iron	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
	Devil's Kiss	70	Bitter Iron	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
	Doctor's Delight	N/A	Homely Fruit	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
	Driest Martini	65	A beach	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
	Drunken Blumpkin	50	Molasses and a mouthful of pool water	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
	Duplex	25	Green apples and Blue raspberries	2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
	Eggnog	1	Custard and alcohol	5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
	Erika Surprise	35	Tartness and bananas	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	The surprise is, it's green!
	Fanciulli	-10	A sweet sobering mix	1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet	What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?	Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. Existing drink.
	Faster-Than-Liver	52	Empty Space	1 part Vodka, 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit.	Causes you to hallucinate FTL travel.
	Fernet Cola	25	Sweet Relief	1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola	A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.	Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
	Fetching Fizz	10	Charged Metal	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
	Fourth Wall	0	Binary	10 parts gargle blaster, 1 part bluespace dust	Just looking at this makes your head hurt.	Gives you a random brain trauma depending on how much you've had. Results in 10 parts instead of 11.
	Fringe Weaver	90	Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar	9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Gibb Floats	N/A	Creamy cherry	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
	Gin Fizz	45	Dry, tart lemons	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Gin and Tonic	25	Mild and tart	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
	Goldschlager	25	Burning cinnamon	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grape Soda	N/A	Grape soda	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.	Cools you down if overheated.
	Grappa	60	Classy bitter sweetness	1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
	Grasshopper	25	Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth	5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Green Beer	25	Green Piss Water	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grog	1	A poor excuse for alcohol	1 part water, 1 part rum	A fine and cepa drink for Space.	Exists in real world
	Hearty Punch	90	Bravado in the face of disaster	5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
	Hippie's Delight	N/A	Giving peace a chance	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
	Hooch	100	Pure Resignation	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.	Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
	Iced Beer	15	Refreshingly cold	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated
	Iced Coffee	N/A	Bitter Coldness	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
	Iced Tea	N/A	Sweet Tea	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
	Icewing	50	Frostburn	1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice	A watcher hunter's drink of choice. Will heal your frostburns, or cool you down.	Cools you down, heals if you're cold.
	Irish Car Bomb	25	Delicious anger	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	An Irish car bomb.	Exists in real world
	Irish Coffee	35	Giving up on the day	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Irish Cream	50	Creamy alcohol	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?	Exists in real world
	Jack Rose	15	A sweet and sour slice of apple	2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
	Kamikaze	60	Divine Windiness	1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Divinely windy.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Lemonade	N/A	Sunshine and summertime	2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Lizard Wine	45	Scaley sweetness	1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.	Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
	Long Island Iced Tea	35	A mixture of cola and alcohol	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan	30	Mild dryness	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan Project	45	Death, the destroyer of worlds	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	A scientist's drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Margarita	35	Dry and salty	2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!	IBA Official Cocktail
	Mauna Loa	40	Fiery, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh	2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts bahama mama	Lavaland in a drink... mug... volcano... thing.	Heats you up while it's in your body. Occasionally makes you burst into flames.
	Mead	30	Sweet, sweet alcohol	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Exists in real world
	Mojito	30	Refreshing mint	1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.	IBA Official Cocktail
64px	Moonshine	95	Bitterness	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
	Narsour	10	Blood	1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!	Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
	Nuka Cola	N/A	The Future	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed Reference to Fallout.
	Old Timer	35	Simpler times	3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.	Makes you older. And older, and older.
	Neurotoxin	50	A numbing sensation	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	N/A	Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
	Patron	60	Metallic and expensive	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Peppermint Patty	25	Mint and chocolate	6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.	Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
	Planet Cracker	50	Triumph with a hint of bitterness	2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold	This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.	Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
	Plasma Flood	60	a plasma fire in your mouth	1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood	A favorite of the grey tide. Ironically, not recommended to stand in plasma while drinking this.	Simultaneously sets you on fire and makes you immune to it as long as it's in your system. Does not make you immune to the heat though.
	Pumpkin Latte	N/A	Creamy pumkin	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
	Quadruple Sec	35	An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day	5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.	Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
	Quintiple Sec	80	THE LAW	5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.	Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
	Ratvander	10	Sweet Brass	5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part iron, 0.6 parts copper	A new cocktail originally mixed by TRNE Corp. Said to be embued with eldritch magic.	Makes you sound like a drunk Clockwork Cultist. Results in 10 parts instead of 12.6.
	Red Mead	31	Sweet and salty alcohol	1 part mead, 1 part blood	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
	Red Queen	N/A	Wonder	6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum Fly amanita	DRINK ME.	Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
	Rubberneck	60	Artifical fruityness	5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
	Rum and Coke	40	Cola	2 parts rum, 1 part space cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
	Sarsaparillian Sunset	70	Pleasant burning	5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part nuka cola, 1 part napalm	The view of a sunset over an irradiated wasteland. Calms your burns, but don't drink too much.	Heals your burns, burns you if you drink too much. Makes you spit fireballs. Results in 5 parts instead of 7.
	Sbiten	70	Hot and spice	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world
	Screwdriver Cocktail	55	Oranges	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. IBA Official Cocktail
	Sidecar	80	Delicious freedom	2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Silencer	59	A pencil eraser	1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
	Singulo	35	Concentrated matter	5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine	A blue-space beverage.
	Snow White	35	Refreshing cold	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	A cold refreshment.
	Soy Latte	N/A	Creamy Coffee	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
	Squirt Cider	40	Stale bread with a staler aftertaste	1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
	Stinger	25	A slap on the face in the best possible way	10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe	A snappy way to end the day.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Sugar Rush	10	Your arteries clogging with sugar	2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.	Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Syndicate Bomb	90	Purified Antagonism	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
	Tequila Sunrise	45	Oranges with a hint of pomegranate	2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
	The Manly Dorf	100	Hair on your chest and your chin	2 parts beer, 4 parts ale	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
64px	Thirteen Loko	80	Jitters and death	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10	Dryness	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Toxins Special	25	Spicy Toxins	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
	Trappist Beer	40	Dried plums and malt	2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.	If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
	Triple Citrus	N/A	Extreme bitterness	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
	Turbo	85	The outlaw spirit	2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide 2 parts Ammonia 3 parts Hydrogen 1 part Nitrogen 2 parts Oxygen 1 part Nitrogen Temperature 525K , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.	Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
	Vanilla Pudding	N/A	Sweet Vanilla	5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
	Vodka and Tonic	70	Tart bitterness	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
	Vodka Martini	65	Shaken, not stirred	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
	Whiskey Cola	70	Cola	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
	Whiskey Soda	70	Soda	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Ultimate refreshment.
	Whiskey Sour	35	Sour lemons	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
	White Russian	50	Bitter cream	3 Black Russian, 2 part cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Wizz Fizz	50	Friendship! It is magic, after all	1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.	Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
	..What?	N/A	What?	Fail a recipe	You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass