List of things Admiral Czanek is not allowed to do in the Navy

• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter.
  • Attempting to buzz the tower on a ship (resulting in a dead ATC officer) is not funny.
    
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.
  
• Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department.
  
  • Admiral Czanek is also barred from telling people that this is a euphemism.
    
• Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry. Blowing a ship in two is not research.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.
  
  • Correction: Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to man a combat mech without a written approval of the Grand Admiral.
    
• Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the Finance Department The Finance Director The Executive Board The CEO Themselves.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.
  
  • Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not to be allowed near any flammable objects without an escort.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to call one of the interns a impostor and then throw them out of an airlock.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns.
  
  • Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to sell customized evacuation shuttles to the crew.
  
  • No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.
  
• Admiral Czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.
  
• Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: pussies, syndi-CANTs, commies, dumbos, idiots-in-red (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). This is especially true during diplomatic talks where wording is essential.
  
• Admiral Czanek is NOT allowed to impersonate Admiral Bailey. Please. The fallout of the last time cost 709 billion credits.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to interact with Admiral Bailey without the presence of a responsible superior.
  
  • Grand Admiral Sager does not count as a responsible superior.
    
  • Nor does Fleet Admiral Rudiger.
    
  • Actually, let's just keep them apart, period.
    
• Although it is entirely possible to fire clowns out of the torpedo tubes, it is also considered murder. Don't do it.
  
  • Not even if the clown is suicidal.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to be within 10 metres 50 metres 500 metres the same ship/station as more than one part of a BlueSpace Artillery.

• Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.