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*Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.<br> | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.<br> | ||
| − | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter. | + | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter. |
| + | **Attempting to buzz the tower on a ship (resulting in a dead ATC officer) is not funny.<br> | ||
*Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.<br> | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.<br> | ||
| − | *Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department. | + | *Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department.<br> |
| − | *Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry | + | **Admiral Czanek is also barred from telling people that this is a euphemism.<br> |
| + | *Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry. Blowing a ship in two is not research.<br> | ||
*Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.<br> | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.<br> | ||
| + | **Correction: Admial Czanek is no longer allowed to man a combat mech without a written approval of the Grand Admiral.<br> | ||
*Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the <s>Finiance Department</s> <s>The Finance Director</s> <s>The Executive Board </s>The CEO Themselves.<br> | *Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the <s>Finiance Department</s> <s>The Finance Director</s> <s>The Executive Board </s>The CEO Themselves.<br> | ||
*Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.<br> | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.<br> | ||
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**No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.<br> | **No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.<br> | ||
*Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.<br> | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.<br> | ||
| − | *Admiral | + | *Admiral Czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.<br> |
| − | *Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: ''pussies'', ''syndi-CANTs'', ''commies'', ''dumbos'', ''idiots-in-red'' (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). ''' | + | *Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: ''pussies'', ''syndi-CANTs'', ''commies'', ''dumbos'', ''idiots-in-red'' (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). '''This is especially true during diplomatic talks where wording is essential'''.<br> |
| + | *Admiral Czanek is NOT allowed to impersonate Admiral Bailey. Please. The fallout of the last time cost 709 billion credits.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to interact with Admiral Bailey without the presence of a responsible superior.<br> | ||
| + | **Grand Admiral Sager does not count as a responsible superior.<br> | ||
| + | **Nor does Fleet Admiral Rudiger.<br> | ||
| + | **Actually, let's just keep them apart, period.<br> | ||
| + | *Although it is entirely possible to fire clowns out of the torpedo tubes, it is also considered murder.<br> | ||
| + | **Not even if the clown is suicidal.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to be within <s>10 metres</s> <s>50 metres</s> <s>500 metres</s> the same ship/station as more than one part of a BlueSpace Artillery. | ||
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*Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.<br> | *Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.<br> | ||
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Revision as of 11:01, 21 November 2020
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.
- Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter.
- Attempting to buzz the tower on a ship (resulting in a dead ATC officer) is not funny.
- Attempting to buzz the tower on a ship (resulting in a dead ATC officer) is not funny.
- Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.
- Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department.
- Admiral Czanek is also barred from telling people that this is a euphemism.
- Admiral Czanek is also barred from telling people that this is a euphemism.
- Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry. Blowing a ship in two is not research.
- Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.
- Correction: Admial Czanek is no longer allowed to man a combat mech without a written approval of the Grand Admiral.
- Correction: Admial Czanek is no longer allowed to man a combat mech without a written approval of the Grand Admiral.
- Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the
Finiance DepartmentThe Finance DirectorThe Executive BoardThe CEO Themselves. - Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.
- Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
- Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
- Admiral Czanek is not to be allowed near any flammable objects without an escort.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to call one of the interns a impostor and then throw them out of an airlock.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns.
- Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
- Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to sell customized evacuation shuttles to the crew.
- No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
- No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.
- Admiral Czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.
- Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: pussies, syndi-CANTs, commies, dumbos, idiots-in-red (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). This is especially true during diplomatic talks where wording is essential.
- Admiral Czanek is NOT allowed to impersonate Admiral Bailey. Please. The fallout of the last time cost 709 billion credits.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to interact with Admiral Bailey without the presence of a responsible superior.
- Grand Admiral Sager does not count as a responsible superior.
- Nor does Fleet Admiral Rudiger.
- Actually, let's just keep them apart, period.
- Grand Admiral Sager does not count as a responsible superior.
- Although it is entirely possible to fire clowns out of the torpedo tubes, it is also considered murder.
- Not even if the clown is suicidal.
- Not even if the clown is suicidal.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to be within
10 metres50 metres500 metresthe same ship/station as more than one part of a BlueSpace Artillery.
- Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.
