Pastries

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Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
Cookie 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
Sweetness 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin.png Muffin 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Milk
Muffin 6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Milk + 1 Berry
Muffin, berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm
Muffin, spookiness 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker.png Cracker 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
Cracker 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Poppy Seed
Pretzel 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Helmet Biscuit 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Plump Helmet
Mushroom, biscuit 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmealcookie.png Oatmeal cookie 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Oat stalk
Cookie, oat 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisincookie.png Raisin Cookie 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins
Cookie, raisins 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherrycupcake.png Cherry Cupcake 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Cherry
Cake, cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Bluecherrycupcake.png Blue Cherry Cupcake 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Blue cherry
Cake, blue cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Khachapuri.png Khachapuri 1
plain bread
Microwave a
dough
Mix 15u + 10u water
+ 1
cheese wedge
Slice a
cheese wheel
Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
with your knife
+ 5 units
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
Bread, egg, cheese 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Bread with egg and cheese?
Chococornet.png Chocolate Cornet 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 part Water
+ 1
Chocolate Bar
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
Biscuit, chocolate 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Which side's the head, the fat end or the thin end?
Honeybun.png Honey Bun 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Honey
Pastry, sweetness 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey A sticky pastry bun glazed with honey.
Pancake.png Pancake 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
Pancakes 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Can be stacked.
Bbpancake.png Blueberry Pancake 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Berry
Pancakes, blueberries 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin A fluffy and delicious blueberry pancake.
Ccpancake.png Chocolate Chip Pancake 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
Chocolate Bar
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
Pancakes, chocolate 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin A fluffy and delicious chocolate chip pancake.
Ravtart.png Rav'tart 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 sheet of Bronze + 2 Berries + 1 Orange
Pastry, sweetness 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 8 Ratvarian Light A brass colored tart with a red filling. Originally baked by TRNE Corp, it is supposedly blessed by a certain eldritch god.

Donuts[edit | edit source]

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut plain.png Donut 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Donut green.png Apple Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units apple juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Apple juice, 1 Sprinkles No artificial colors!
Donut pink.png Pink Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units berry juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Berry juice, 1 Sprinkles Goes great with a soy latte.
Donut blue.png Blumpkin Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units blumpkin juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Blumpkin juice, 1 Sprinkles Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
Donut yellow.png Bungo Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units bungo juice + 5 units Cold Sauce
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Bunjo juice, 1 Sprinkles On a tropical island

Underneath the molten lava moon Hanging with the hula dancers Asking questions 'cause they got all the answers.

Donut beige.png Caramel Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units
caramel
Heat to 413.15K
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles Goes great with a mug of hot coco.
Donut chaos.png Chaos Donut 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce
2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Donut choco.png Chocolate Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 1
chocolate bar
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Hot coco, 1 Sprinkles Goes great with a glass of milk.
Donut olive.png Matcha Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units tea powder
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Tea powder, 1 Sprinkles So good you may just suffer donut overdose.
Donut meat.png Meat Donut 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
raw cutlet
Slice a Meat with your knife.
3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
Donut purple.png Spaceman's Donut 1
donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 unit
+ 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles Goes great with a glass of malk. Slowly heals lung and brute damage while stopping bleeding over time.
Donut jelly.png Jelly Donut 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
Donut jelly green.png Apple Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units apple juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Apple juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps!
Donut jelly pink.png Pink Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units berry juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Berry juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Mmmm Pink.
Donut jelly blue.png Blumpkin Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units blumpkin juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Blumpkin juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Hard to describe how it tastes.
Donut jelly yellow.png Bungo Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units bungo juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Bungo juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
Donut jelly beige.png Caramel Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units
caramel
Heat to 413.15K
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Goes great with a mug of hot coco.
Donut jelly choco.png Chocolate Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 1
chocolate bar
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Hot coco, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Delighfully decadent.
Donut jelly olive.png Matcha Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units tea powder
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Tea powder, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Goes great with a cup of tea.
Donut jelly purple.png Spaceman's Jelly Donut 1
jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units berry juice
+ 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
Donut jelly.png Slime Jelly Donut 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Slime jelly, 1 Vitamin You Jelly?
Donut jelly green.png Apple Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units apple juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Apple juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps, assuming it doesn't melt ya!
Donut jelly pink.png Pink Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units berry juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Berry juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a soy latte. Just don't let it drip!
Donut jelly blue.png Blumpkin Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units blumpkin juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Blumpkin juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin. Assuming it doesn't melt ya!
Donut jelly yellow.png Bungo Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units bungo juice
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Bungo juice, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
Donut jelly beige.png Caramel Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units
caramel
Heat to 413.15K
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a mug of hot coco, assuming ya survie the first bite!
Donut jelly choco.png Chocolate Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 1
chocolate bar
Mix 2 units coco powder (grind a cocoa pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Hot coco, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Delighfully decadent for slimes.
Donut jelly olive.png Matcha Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units tea powder
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Tea powder, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a cup of tea, if you can stand the melting effects.
Donut jelly purple.png Spaceman's Slime Donut 1
slime jelly donut
1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units
slime jelly
Grind an unused slime extract
+ 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers
3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Vitamin, 3 Slime jelly Goes great with a cold beaker of malk, assuming ya don't drop dead from acid wounds.

Pockets[edit | edit source]

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste (Cooked) Nutritional Value Notes
Donkpocketbanana 0.png Honk-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Banana + 3 units
Banana, dough, children's antibiotics 4 Nutriment, 4 Banana The award-winning donk-pocket that won the hearts of clowns and humans alike.
Donkpocketberry 0.png Berry-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Berry
Dough, warm jam 4 Nutriment, 3 Berry Juice A relentlessly sweet donk-pocket first created for use in Operation Dessert Storm.
Dankpocket.png Dank-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Cannabis
Meat, dough 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment The food of choice for the seasoned botanist.
Donkpocket.png Donk-Pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1
meatball
Process one slab of meat
Meat, dough, laziness 4 Nutriment Contains Omnizine when heated, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Donkpocketgondola 0.png Gondola-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Tranquility
Meat, dough, inner peace 4 Nutriment, 5 Tranquility The choice to use real gondola meat in the recipe is controversial, to say the least.
Donkpocketpizza 0.png Pizza-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Tomato
Meat, dough, melty cheese 4 Nutriment, 2 Tomato Juice Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling.
Donkpocketspicy 0.png Spicy-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Chili
Meat, dough, spice 4 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin The classic snack food, now with a heat-activated spicy flair.
Donkpocketteriyaki 0.png Teriyaki-pocket 1
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 3 units
soy sauce
Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Meat, dough, soy sauce 4 Nutriment, 2 Soy Sauce An east-asian take on the classic stationside snack.

Waffles[edit | edit source]

Picture Recipe Ingredients Taste Nutritional Value Notes
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 2 Human Meat
Waffles, people 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen yellow.png Soylen Viridians 2
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 1 Soy Bean
Waffles, the colour green 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 2
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
+ 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
Waffles, mushrooms 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Waffles.png Waffles 2
pastry base
Microwave a
raw pastry base
Slice a
pie dough
Flatten a
cake batter
Mix 15 + 15
egg yolks
Break an egg into a beaker
+ 5 or 15 + 15 soy milk + 5
with your rolling pin
with your knife
Waffles 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.