Guide to Ghetto Chemistry

George Melons, the Assistant says: "Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that."

Starting out

So, you are an average Greytide and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it? First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.

• A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
• A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor

Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:

• An all in one grinder, to grind up shit for your meth experimental chemistry

Optionally:

• A couple friends (that is, if you have any)
• File:ChemMaster.png A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.

tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.

Grindables

Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!

If you're stealing from Botany, check out the Guide to hydroponics.

Chemical	Sources	Notes
Aluminum	Soda cans (crush on your head first), tin cans, deconstruct smart metal foam grenades
Blood	Dead mouse (rude!), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
Carbon	Cigarette butts, coal, wood
Copper	Cable coils
Cryoxadone	Steal one of the spare cryoxadone beakers from medical
Ethanol	Spraycans
Fluorine	A very small amount in water bottles
Fluorosulfuric acid	Deconstruct smart metal foam grenades
Fluorosurfacant	Deconstruct cleaner grenades
Gibs	Dead mouse
Hydrogen	Glowsticks
Iodine	Toner cartridge, photographs, pens	Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
Iron	Electronics, lighters, tin cans, toner cartridge, pens, plasteel, power cells, reinforced glass
Lithium	Power cells, potato batteries
Lye	Soap
Mercury	Analyzer
Nicotine	Cigarettes, cigars
Nitrogen	Lightbulbs and canned air
Nutriment	Food
Oil	Lighters, using a beaker on oil spills
Omnizine	Heated donk pockets
Oxygen	Glowsticks and canned air
Phenol	Glowstick
Phosphorus	Matches, deconstruct a teargas grenade
Plasma	Plasteel, Solid plasma, Plasma glass
Potassium	Deconstruct a tear gas grenade
Silicon	Analyzer, circuit board, electronics, glass, light bulbs, power cells, reinforced glass
Sodium Chloride	Salt shakers	A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this functions the same as sodium chloride.
Silver sulfadiazine	Ointment
Smart foaming agent	Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade
Space cleaner	Deconstruct cleaner grenades
Styptic powder	Bruise packs
Sugar	Donuts, everything except ramen from Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machines, Dutch hot coco, deconstruct a tear gas grenade
Sulfur	Flare
Sulphuric Acid	Circuit board (tiny amounts)
Water	Sinks, or Water tanks
Welding Fuel	Lighters, or Welding fuel tanks
Gold	Robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item)