User:Grabowski

List of things Admiral Joe Czanek is NOT aloweed to do in the Navy

• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter. Not after he attempted to buzz the tower on a ship, resulting in a dead ATC officer.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.
  
• Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department. (not for that reason, you degenerate)
  
• Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry after blowing up a ship in half.
  
• Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.
  
• Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the Finiance Department The Finance Director The Executive Board The CEO Themselves.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.
  
  • Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not to be allowed near any flammable objects without an escort.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to call one of the interns a impostor and then throw them out of an airlock.
  
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns.
  
  • Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to sell customized evacuation shuttles to the crew.
  
  • No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
    
• Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.
  
• Admiral czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.
  
• Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: pussies, syndi-CANTs, commies, dumbos, idiots-in-red (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). Exceptionally not during diplomatic talks, where wording is very important.
  
• Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.