Guide to Ghetto Chemistry

Starting out

So, you are an average Greytide and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it? First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.

• A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
• A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor

Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:

• An all in one grinder, to grind up shit for your meth experimental chemistry

Optionally:

• A couple friends (that is, if you have any)
• File:ChemMaster.png A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.

tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters and igniters to heat containers as well.

Grindables

Not only can you steal things, you can shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!

If you're stealing from Botany, check out the Guide to hydroponics.

Chemical	Sources	Notes
Aluminum	Soda cans (crush on your head first), tin cans
Blood	Dead mouse (rude!), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
Carbon	Cigarette butts, coal, wood
Copper	Cable coils
Ethanol	Spraycans
Gibs	Dead mouse
Hydrogen	Glowsticks
Iodine	Toner cartridge, photographs, pens
Iron	Electronics, lighters, tin cans, toner cartridge, pens, plasteel, power cells, reinforced glass
Lithium	Power cells
Lye	Soap
Mercury	Analyzer
Nicotine	Cigarettes
Nitrogen	Lightbulbs
Nutriment	Food
Oil	Lighter
Omnizine	Heated donk pockets
Oxygen	Glowsticks and canned air
Phenol	Glowstick
Phosphorus	Matches
Plasma	Plasteel, Solid plasma, Plasma glass
Silicon	Analyzer, circuit board, electronics, glass, light bulbs, power cells, reinforced glass
Silver sulfadiazine	Ointment
Styptic powder	Bruise packs
Sugar	Donuts
Sulfur	Flare
Sulphuric Acid	Circuit board (tiny amounts)
Water	Sinks, or Water tanks
Welding Fuel	Lighters, or Welding fuel tanks