Template:FoodCategory/Meats

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	BBQ Ribs	Template:RecursiveRecipe/BBQRibs	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 BBQ sauce	Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
	Chicken Nugget	1 cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife.	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A 'chicken' nugget vaguely shaped like one of four fun shapes!
	Corned beef and cabbage	1 meat steak Microwave meat + 2 cabbages + 5 units salt 1 part Chlorine 1 part Sodium 1 part Water	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
	Double Rat Kebab	2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
	Fiesta Skewer	1 cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife. + 1 Chili + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato + 1 Metal rod	5 Vitamin, 3 Capsaicin	Some proper space mexican food well charred over a flame.
	Filet Migrawr	1 bear steak Microwave meat + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter)	2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
	Kebab	1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steak Microwave meat (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail	8 Nutriment	You get the metal rod back after eating.
	Green Eggs and Ham	2 spider cutlets Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife. + 1 spider egg + 1 unit salt 1 part Chlorine 1 part Sodium 1 part Water	6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin	You swear it's still moving.
	Meat Bun	5 units soy sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid + 1 bun Microwave a dough slice Slice a flat dough Flatten a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your rolling pin with your knife + 1 meatball Process one slab of meat + 1 cabbage	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Has the potential to not be Dog.
	Meat Clown	1 meat steak Microwave meat + 1 Banana	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Banana	A happy meat that can slip people.
	Pig in a Blanket	1 bun Microwave a dough slice Slice a flat dough Flatten a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your rolling pin with your knife + 1 butter + 1 cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife.	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
	Raw Khinkali	1 Dough slice Slice a flat dough Flatten a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your rolling pin with your knife + 1 meatball Process one slab of meat + 1 garlic	Microwave to finish preparing.
	Rat kebab	1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
	Rice and Pork	1 Boiled Rice Microwave a rice bowl Mix 10 rice Grind rice stalks + 10 water in a bowl + 2 cutlets Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife.	18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine	It's rice and ..."pork".
	Sausage	1 meatball Process one slab of meat + 2 cutlets Microwave a raw cutlet Slice a Meat with your knife.	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.