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| − | < | + | ==List of things Admiral Joe Czanek is NOT aloweed to do in the Navy== |
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter. Not after he attempted to buzz the tower on a ship, resulting in a dead ATC officer.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department. (not for that reason, you degenerate)<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry after blowing up a ship in half.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the <s>Finiance Department</s> <s>The Finance Director</s> <s>The Executive Board </s>The CEO Themselves.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.<br> | ||
| + | **Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not to be allowed near any flammable objects without an escort.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to call one of the interns a impostor and then throw them out of an airlock.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns.<br> | ||
| + | **Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to sell customized evacuation shuttles to the crew.<br> | ||
| + | **No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.<br> | ||
| + | *Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: ''pussies'', ''syndi-CANTs'', ''commies'', ''dumbos'', ''idiots-in-red'' (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). '''Exceptionally not during diplomatic talks, where wording is very important'''.<br> | ||
| + | *Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.<br> | ||
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Revision as of 10:07, 11 September 2020
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to tell new recruits that the goose can be tamed with a rolled up newspaper and a belly rub.
- Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to pilot a fighter, be it a light heavy, or utility fighter. Not after he attempted to buzz the tower on a ship, resulting in a dead ATC officer.
- Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed next to a BSA artillery of any kind.
- Admiral Czanek is barred from coming in proximity to any pet of a head of staff/department. (not for that reason, you degenerate)
- Admiral Czanek is forbidden from doing any kind of chemistry after blowing up a ship in half.
- Admiral Czanek is no longer allowed to attempt to man a combat mech that's been loaded into a freight torpedo in an attempt to board enemy ships.
- Admiral Czanek is forbidden from posessing a corporate credit chit without written approval of the
Finiance DepartmentThe Finance DirectorThe Executive BoardThe CEO Themselves. - Admiral Czanek is not allowed to lead ANY deathsquads, even the bad ones. They are not a MEMBER of a deathsquad either.
- Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
- Actually, they are to keep a 500 meter distance from ANY deathsquads at all times.
- Admiral Czanek is not to be allowed near any flammable objects without an escort.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to call one of the interns a impostor and then throw them out of an airlock.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns.
- Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
- Admiral Czanek is ALSO not allowed to play tabletop war games where all the pieces are interns even if they are using riot darts.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to sell customized evacuation shuttles to the crew.
- No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
- No, profit is not a valid reason to sell all the equipment on a emergency shuttle.
- Admiral Czanek is not allowed to use a TEG to power anything.
- Admiral czanek is forced to attend any and all senate hearings on missing astronauts.
- Admiral Czanek may not refer to the Syndicate leadership as the following: pussies, syndi-CANTs, commies, dumbos, idiots-in-red (NOTE: this list is not exhaustive). Exceptionally not during diplomatic talks, where wording is very important.
- Under his own wording, Admiral Czanek is not considered valid authentication for any of the actions on this list.
