ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.

MEDICAL

CMO

YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT. ITS FUCKING EASY.

STEP 1: GRAB A 30u BOTTLE OF EPINEPHRINE (THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE)
STEP 2: GO INTO CHEMISTRY
STEP 3: GRAB A BEAKER, INJECT 10u OXYGEN, POTASSIUM, SUGAR
STEP 4: MIX THE EPINEPHRINE AND THE CRYPTOBIOLIN TOGETHER
STEP 5: CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKING MADE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
STEP 6: GRAB AN OXYGEN DEPRIVATION FIRST AID KIT, THEY'RE SCATTERED ACROSS THE STATION IN OXYGEN LOCKERS (THERE ARE ALSO KITS IN MEDBAY STORAGE)
STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
STEP 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
STEP 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER

OH DAWWW YOU MADE A HEALING VIRUS
OH FUCK FUNGAL TB JUST OVERPOWERED IT AND KICKED ITS ASS
MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES

THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
FOLLOWING THOSE STEPS ABOVE RESULTS IN 120u OF SPACEALLIN
JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS AND INJECT THEM WITH SABULTAMOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET AN OXY DEPRIV KIT
VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND THEN TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE HARDSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A HARDSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH

HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A HARDSUIT
TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
XRAY IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT
CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT WHILST BEING INVISIBLE
DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT