WHAT YOU SHOULD FUCKING DO DURING WAR OPS: THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE

• ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
• ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
• WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.

MEDICAL

CMO

• SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
• SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
• I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)

MEDICAL DOCTORS/VIROLOGIST/CHEMISTS

YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT. ITS FUCKING EASY.

• STEP 1: GRAB A 30u BOTTLE OF EPINEPHRINE (THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE)
• STEP 2: GO INTO CHEMISTRY
• STEP 3: GRAB A BEAKER, INJECT 10u OXYGEN, POTASSIUM, SUGAR
• STEP 4: MIX THE EPINEPHRINE AND THE CRYPTOBIOLIN TOGETHER
• STEP 5: CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKING MADE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
• STEP 6: GRAB AN OXYGEN DEPRIVATION FIRST AID KIT, THEY'RE SCATTERED ACROSS THE STATION IN OXYGEN LOCKERS (THERE ARE ALSO KITS IN MEDBAY STORAGE)
• STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
• STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
• STEP 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
• STEP 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER

VIROLOGIST

• OH DAWWW YOU MADE A HEALING VIRUS
• OH FUCK FUNGAL TB JUST OVERPOWERED IT AND KICKED ITS ASS
• MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
• DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES

TIPS

• THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
• THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
• THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
• FOLLOWING THOSE STEPS ABOVE RESULTS IN 120u OF SPACEALLIN
• JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
• YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS AND INJECT THEM WITH SABULTAMOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET AN OXY DEPRIV KIT
• VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND THEN TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
• GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
• HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE HARDSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A HARDSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH

GENETICISTS

• HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
• ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
• NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
• TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
• COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A HARDSUIT
• TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
• XRAY IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT
• CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN MURDER OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS FROM WITHIN MAINT WHILST BEING INVISIBLE
• DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
• HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT

SCIENCE

RESEARCH DIRECTOR

• SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
• GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
• DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
• SET UP AUXILIARY CLONING USING THE MACHINE BOARDS IN TECH STORAGE
• BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
• BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR

SCIENTIST

• DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU RETARD
• I SAID DON'T
• BAD DOGGIE

WHAT YOU RESEARCH

• STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
• STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
• STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
• STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
• STEP 5: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)

• THIS MEANS THAT CARGO DOESN'T WASTE THEIR POINTS ORDERING AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES, WHICH ARE FUCKING EXPENSIVE AS FUCK.
• ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE OCCASIONAL SYNDICATE MECH

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE

• XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
• CIRCUITRY MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING THROUGH XTREME POWERGAME
• EXPERIMENTOR CAN CLONE SHIT
• TOXINS IS MOSTLY FOR GENERATING RESEARCH POINTS, I GUESS YOU CAN BOMB THE SYNDIE SHUTTLE IF YOU WANT THOUGH

ROBOTICIST

• MAKE BORGS
• MAKE BORGS
• IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A FIREFIGHTER
• STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
• PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
• DRILL THEIR ASSES
• WIN

CARGO

QUARTERMASTER/CARGO TECHNICIAN

• MOVE FREIGHT
• MOVE CRATES
• MOVE FREIGHT
• MOLEST CITRUS
• ORDER WT-550 AUTO RIFLE CRATES
• DONT ORDER AUTO RIFLE AMMO CRATES
• DISTRIBUTE GUNS
• SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
• ORDER MORE AUTO RIFLE CRATES
• DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS

QUARTERMASTER

• SET ALL OF CARGO TO EMERGENCY ACCESS SO THE GREYTIDE CAN GET THOSE SWEET ASS GUNS
• BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES

SHAFT MINER

• MINE ORE
• MINE PLASMA
• MAYBE KILL AN ASH DRAKE THAT WOULD BE SWEET AS SHIT
• DON'T DIE
• DON'T BITCH AT SCIENCE TO RESEARCH MINING TECH
• DON'T BITCH AT CARGO FOR SHIPPING YOUR ORE TO CENTCOMM
• ACTUALLY BE ON THE STATION AT THE 20 MINUTE MARK
• BUY A MINING HARDSUIT AND AS MANY KA RANGE UPGRADES AS YOU CAN
• GO INTO SPACE
• SHIT ON THE SYNDIES WITH YOUR 40 DAMAGE INFINITE AMMO GUN
• LOLOLOL

ENGINEERING

CHIEF ENGINEER

• SET ALL OF ENGINEERING TO EMERGENCY ACCESS FOR EMITTER MEMES
• OPEN SECURE STORAGE
• TOW THE AI OUT OF ITS SATELLITE IF NO ONE ELSE IS WILLING TO

ENGINEER

• SET UP THE SUPERMATTER
• SET UP THE SOLARS
• GO TOW SOME EMERGENCY BREACH SHIELDING GENERATOR THINGIES TO THE SUPERMATTER COOLING LOOP SO SYNDIES CAN'T SABOTAGE IT AS EASILY
• WAIT FOR THE SUPERMATTER TO BE INEVITABLY BLOWN UP
• DON'T RCD SOME SHITTY ASS DEFENSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY
• THESE DEFENSES LITERALLY SHATTER IN 2 HITS FROM A L6

ATMOS TECH

• SET UP ATMOS
• COOL SOME PLASMA
• COLLECT THE FRIGID PLASMA IN A TANK
• MAKE A FLAMETHROWER
• END UP GASSING THE CAPTAIN
• ACCIDENTALLY OPEN A BZ CANISTER
• OOOOPSIE DAISY