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*STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
 
*STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
 
*STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
 
*STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
*STEM 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
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*STEP 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
*STEM 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER
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*STEP 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER
  
 
===TIPS===
 
===TIPS===

Revision as of 23:48, 25 April 2018

  • ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
  • ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
  • WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.

MEDICAL

MEDICAL DOCTORS/VIROLOGIST/CHEMISTS/CMO

YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT. ITS FUCKING EASY.

  • STEP 1: GRAB A 30u BOTTLE OF EPINEPHRINE (THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE)
  • STEP 2: GO INTO CHEMISTRY
  • STEP 3: GRAB A BEAKER, INJECT 10u OXYGEN, POTASSIUM, SUGAR
  • STEP 4: MIX THE EPINEPHRINE AND THE CRYPTOBIOLIN TOGETHER
  • STEP 5: CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKING MADE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
  • STEP 6: GRAB AN OXYGEN DEPRIVATION FIRST AID KIT, THEY'RE SCATTERED ACROSS THE STATION IN OXYGEN LOCKERS (THERE ARE ALSO KITS IN MEDBAY STORAGE)
  • STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
  • STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
  • STEP 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
  • STEP 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER

TIPS

  • THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
  • THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
  • THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 120u OF SPACEALLIN
  • FOLLOWING THOSE STEPS ABOVE RESULTS IN 120u OF SPACEALLIN
  • JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
  • YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS AND INJECT THEM WITH SABULTAMOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET AN OXY DEPRIV KIT
  • VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND THEN TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
  • GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
  • HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE HARDSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A HARDSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH