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ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.
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*WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.
  
 
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Revision as of 23:47, 25 April 2018

  • ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
  • ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING?
  • WELL, YOU CAN BEAT THOSE PEOPLE ON THEIR TINY DEFORMED HEAD WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.

MEDICAL

MEDICAL DOCTORS/VIROLOGIST/CHEMISTS/CMO

YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT. ITS FUCKING EASY.

  • STEP 1: GRAB A 30u BOTTLE OF EPINEPHRINE (THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE)
  • STEP 2: GO INTO CHEMISTRY
  • STEP 3: GRAB A BEAKER, INJECT 10u OXYGEN, POTASSIUM, SUGAR
  • STEP 4: MIX THE EPINEPHRINE AND THE CRYPTOBIOLIN TOGETHER
  • STEP 5: CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKING MADE 60u OF SPACEALLIN
  • STEP 6: GRAB AN OXYGEN DEPRIVATION FIRST AID KIT, THEY'RE SCATTERED ACROSS THE STATION IN OXYGEN LOCKERS (THERE ARE ALSO KITS IN MEDBAY STORAGE)
  • STEP 7: GRAB 2 SALBUTAMOL PILLS
  • STEP 8: GRIND THEM USING THE GRINDER IN CHEMISTRY
  • STEM 9: MIX 50u OF THE LIQUID SALBUTAMOL WITH 50u OF THE SPACEALLIN YOU CREATED EARLIER
  • STEM 10: SYNTHESIZE THE RESULTING 100u INTO 10 PILLS, FUNGAL TB HAS A SHITTY ASS CURE CHANCE OF 5 WHICH MEANS THAT THE MORE SHIT YOU GET INJECTED WITH THE BETTER

TIPS

  • THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
  • THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
  • THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 120u OF SPACEALLIN
  • FOLLOWING THOSE STEPS ABOVE RESULTS IN 120u OF SPACEALLIN
  • JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
  • YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO SLEEPERS AND INJECT THEM WITH SABULTAMOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET AN OXY DEPRIV KIT
  • VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND THEN TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
  • GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
  • HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE HARDSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A HARDSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH