Hungry Gunpowder Bag

Background

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Behavior

█████ ██████████, otherwise referred to as the Hungry Gunpowder Bag. Is an anomalous pseudo-sentient entity capable of directly converting the energy content of edible food into an exotic explosive known as ████████. This substance is extremely volatile and the containing bag should be handled with extreme care.

Given the high energy content of the explosive, a relatively large (and exponentially increasing) amount of nutriment is required for the Hungry Bag to cultivate the explosive, feeding should be done with care as past experiments have shown sufficiently nourished Hungry Gunpowder Bags to attempt to ██████ or ████ ███████ their feeders.

Origin

CCTV capture of ████ ███████ and a Hungry Gunpowder Bag shortly before they were █████ ████████

List of known station staff that have encountered █████ ██████████

• ███████ ██████████, The Chef
• ████ ███████, The Chef
• █████████ ████, The Chef
• ███ ████, Assistant Cook

The exact origin of Hungry Gunpowder Bags are unknown, questioning the █████ remains of the aforementioned station staff has unfortunately yielded very little information, other than the obvious fact that encounters with Hungry Gunpowder Bags often result in ██████████ and death.

Recipe

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The aforementioned knowledge appears to be unusually common amongst station Cooking staff. This warrants an investigation at a later date

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. UNAUTHORIZED CREATION OF DESTRUCTIVE ANOMALOUS ENTITIES MAY RESULT IN PAY DEDUCTION