User:Kingfish

Wiznerd Events

Wands		Charges
Wand of Death:	Can and will kill anything instantly. Nasty, nasty stuff.	3
Wand of Healing:	This wand uses healing magics to heal the living and revive the dead. Rarely utilized, for some reason.	10
Wand of Polymorph:	For when you just need a change. Be careful if using on yourself, as many potential forms lack arms to wield the wand!	10
Wand of Teleportation:	Will rip up and scatter anyone or anything caught in its path. Unlike teleportation spells employed by the wizard, this wand makes no qualms about depositing teleportees in space, fires, or the center of a black hole.	10
Wand of Door Creation:	For when you need an easy way out. Point at a solid wall and fire -- who needs ID cards in this day and age?	20
Wand of Fireball:	Useful for burning those you don't like and everyone else too. Point away from face.	8
Books		Recoil Effect
Book of Smoke	This book is overflowing with the dank arts. Teaches ONE user smoke.	Makes the user extremely hungry.
Book of Sacred Flame	Become one with the flames that burn within... and invite others to do so as well. Teaches ONE user sacred flame. Sacred flame ignites you and those around you on fire, get protective gear	Glows ominously, but does nothing.
Book of Mindswap	This book's cover is pristine, though its pages look ragged and torn. Teaches ONE user mindswap.	Does nothing to the first user; when a second user reads it, the users' minds will be swapped.
Book of Knock	This book is hard to hold closed properly. Teaches ONE user knock	User is knocked down for a long time.
Book of Forcewall	This book has a dedication to mimes everywhere inside the front cover. Teaches ONE user forcewall.	User is petrified for a minute.
Book of Instant Summon	This book is bright and garish, very hard to miss. Teaches ONE user instant summon.	The book vanishes.
Book of Fireball	This book feels warm to the touch. Teaches ONE user fireball.	Causes an explosion centered on the user.
Book of Charging	This book is made of 100% post-consumer wizard. Teaches ONE user charge.	Emits a short-ranged EMP pulse.
Book of Blind	This book looks blurry, no matter how you look at it. Teaches ONE user blind.	User is blinded for some time.
Book of Barnyard Curse	This book is more horse than your mind has room for. Teaches ONE user the barnyard curse.	Casts barnyard on the user.