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{{JobPageHeader
|headerbgcolor = #99ccff
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|headerbgcolor = black
|headerfontcolor = black
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|headerfontcolor = white
|stafftype = SECEDING
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|stafftype = VIRAL
|imagebgcolor = #cce6ff
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|imagebgcolor = #BB0000
|img_generic = Highlander.png
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|img_generic =  
|img =  
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|img = Опасно 2014-01-06 03-16.png
|jobtitle = Highlander
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|jobtitle = Sentient Disease
|access = [[:Category:Locations|Everywhere]]
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|access = None
|additional = N/A
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|additional = Wherever your hosts carry you
|difficulty = Medium
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|difficulty = Hard
|superior = Sheep
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|superior = Your DNA
|duties = Beat up the other Highlanders
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|duties = Infect the crew
|guides = This page.
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|guides = This is the guide
|quote = SCOOOOOOOOOOOTLAND FOREEEEVER
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|quote = SHUT . . . <big> DOWN </big> . . . <big><big> EVERYTHING </big></big>
 
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Sae yi'll waant tae learn howfur tae robust fowk wi' a pure massive sword? weel, keek na further. [https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page This is actual scottish.]
 
 
==Preface==
 
Highlanders were developed in the olden days of /tg/station (about 2010) as a meme-ish admin button to turn everyone into an antag and have them fight for the nuclear authentication disk traitor deathmatch like. Since then, it has been regulated to being solely pressed when the shuttle arrives at CentCom.
 
 
==Goals==
 
Your [sword.name] cries out for blood. Claim the lives of others, and your own will be restored! Activate it in your hand, and it will lead to the nearest target. Attack the nuclear authentication disk with it, and you will store it.
 
 
You have two goals: to steal the nuclear authentication disk, and to escape on the shuttle alone. You will have to compete with the rest of the station to achieve these goals.
 
 
 
==Equipment==
 
{{Item
 
|name=Beret
 
|bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
 
|bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
 
|image = Beret.png
 
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{{Item
 
|name=Captain's Headset
 
|bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
 
|bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
 
|image = Headheadset.png
 
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{{Item
 
|name=Kilt
 
|bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
 
|bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
 
|image = Kilt.png
 
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{{Item
 
|name=Combat Boots
 
|bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
 
|bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
 
|image = Jackboots.png
 
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{{Item
 
|name= Nuclear Authentication Disk Pinpointer
 
|bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
 
|bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
 
|image = Pinpointer-red.gif
 
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{{Item
 
|name=Claymore
 
|bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
 
|bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
 
|image = Claymore.png
 
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Your claymore is much more impressive than the chaplain's, it deals 40 damage and has a 50% block chance. When examined, it displays the number of notches on the sword, which equates to the number of people you've robusted with it. Fancy.
 
 
==Strategy==
 
<big><big><big>AIM FOR THE LEFT ARM<big><big><big><big><br>
 
 
<br>SERIOUSLY
 
 
THE CLAYMORE HAS A SUPER HIGH DISMEMBERMENT CHANCE, AND IF YOU MANAGE TO TAKE OFF THEIR LEFT ARM, OFF GOES THEIR CLAYMORE, AND THEY'RE FUCKED BECAUSE THEY NOW HAVE NO WEAPON AND CAN ONLY PERFORM THEIR BEST BLACK KNIGHT IMPRESSION. THEIR RIGHT ARM CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING, ITS FORCED INTO WIELDING THE CLAYMORE, SIMILAR TO THE CHAINSAW YOU GET WHEN CHAOS IN A BOTTLE IS ACTIVATED. OTHER THAN THAT, ITS PRETTY MUCH JUST RNG BECAUSE 10 PEOPLE SWARMING FOR DAT DISK IS HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF.
 

Revision as of 01:34, 7 March 2018

VIRAL STAFF
Опасно 2014-01-06 03-16.png
Sentient Disease
Access: None
Additional Access: Wherever your hosts carry you
Difficulty: Hard
Supervisors: Your DNA
Rank: Not defined
Duties: Infect the crew
Guides: This is the guide
Quote: SHUT . . . DOWN . . . EVERYTHING