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= Wiznerd Events =
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{{JobPageHeader
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|headerbgcolor = white
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|headerfontcolor = light blue
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|stafftype = Timeline Eradication Agent
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|imagebgcolor = light gray
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|img_generic = Chrono.png
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|img =
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|jobtitle = Chrono Legionnaire
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|access = Any place you can ethereal jaunt to
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|additional = N/A
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|difficulty = Hard
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|superior = Future Nanotrasen
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|duties = Fix the timeline
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|guides = This page.
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|quote = Hello? Yes? Is this a certain "Adolf Hitler" here on the station?
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}}
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Well, looks like there's another divergence into some absolutely terrifying timeline, and it's your job to fix it!
  
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==Preface==
|style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Special Events'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Prompt'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Effects'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Chance'''
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Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, much like Highlanders, simply because the whole ethereal jaunt --> insta-stun --> insta-gib wasn't really that well received.
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|Advanced Darkness<br>
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==Goals==
|'''Warning''': <br>Your eyes hurt... a vignette settles in your vision and closes in.<br>
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As Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, their goals fluctuate wildly based on what the gods want them to do. 90% of the time, this means erasing the shit out of someone from history.
'''Start''': <br>This isn't your average everday darkness... this is ''advanced'' darkness!<br>
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'''End''': <br>At last, the darkness recedes.<br>
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==Equipment==
|Restricts the vision of affected mobs to a single tile in the cardinal directions. Flashlights, normal lights, they all do jack when you're trapped in Rock Bottom.
 
|Low
 
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|Blobies
 
|None
 
|Some corpses turn into non-sentient Blob Zombies which are non-infectious.
 
|Average
 
|-
 
|Change Faces
 
|None
 
|All sentient beings (including the wizard) swap their faces randomly
 
|High
 
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|Change Minds
 
|None
 
|All sentient beings (except for the wizard) swap their minds randomly. An assistant's mind has swapped with the captain. FEAR
 
|Very Low
 
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|Change Places
 
|None
 
|All sentient beings swap places randomly (if they are in the station)
 
|Low
 
|-
 
|Cursed Items
 
|None
 
|[[Shaft Miner#The Loot|Cursed Katanas]], Fake Wizard Robes, LSD Laced Cigarettes, Boxing Gloves, Luchador Masks, Chameleon Masks, and Cat Ears are distributed among the crew
 
|Average
 
|-
 
|Department Revolt
 
|The nation of [nation] has been formed. Affected jobs are [message]
 
|'''You are a separatist! [nation] forever! Protect the sovereignty of your newfound land with your comrades in arms!''' A random department (greytide, medbay, engineering, science, cargo, or civilian) secedes from the station. ''OH CARGONIA...''
 
|Very Low
 
|-
 
|Fake Explosion
 
|None
 
|Nuclear alarms go off, makes everyone shit their pants.
 
|Very Low
 
|-
 
|Ghost
 
|You suddenly feel extremely obvious...
 
|Ghosts are now visible to the crew.
 
|Average
 
|-
 
|Greentext
 
|The mythical greentext appear at your feet! Pick it up if you dare...
 
|Anyone who picks up the greentext gains an objective to escape alive while carrying the greentext
 
|High
 
|-
 
|Imposter
 
|None
 
|A fake, identical body double to the real wizard spawns. Can cast fake spells to confuse and scare the crew.
 
|Very Low
 
|-
 
|Improved Casting
 
|None
 
|The cooldown of a single spell for the Wizard is decreased as if that spell had been taken again.
 
|Average
 
|-
 
|Invincible
 
|None
 
|A random human (filthy liggers get out) is injected with 40 units of adminordrazine, making them invincible for 100 ticks
 
|Average
 
|-
 
|Lava
 
|'''Warning''': <br>You feel the ground beneath you getting hot. Waves of heat distort the air.<br>
 
'''Start''': <br>The floor is lava! Get on top of something!<br>
 
'''End''': <br>The ground cools and returns to its usual form.<br>
 
|The ground turns into surprisingly cool lava, lightly damaging anything on the floor. Flood the station with plasma for optimal effect.
 
|Low
 
|-
 
|Magicarp
 
|Unknown magical entities have been detected near [station_name()], please stand-by.
 
|Magicarps and Chaos Magicarps are spawned around the station
 
|Very Low
 
|-
 
|Petsplosion
 
|None
 
|The bane of every HOP, animals around the station start to randomly gib
 
|Low
 
|-
 
|Possession
 
|You suddenly feel a welling of new spooky powers...
 
|Ghosts become visible to the crew, and can possess objects and spook people
 
|Low
 
|-
 
|Race
 
|You feel somehow... different?
 
|Everyone turns into a random different species. Very unfortunate if you happen to turn into a Plasmaman.
 
|Low
 
|-
 
|RPG Loot
 
|None
 
|All items get a snazzy little pronoun which either buffs or nerfs the item. Items can be buffed by using an item fortification scroll.
 
|Average
 
|-
 
|Robeless Casting
 
|None
 
|The wizard can now cast all of his spells without any of his robes.
 
|Low
 
|-
 
|Summon Guns
 
|None
 
|Everyone get guns, some get a survival objective
 
|Very Low
 
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|Summon Magic
 
|None
 
|Everyone gets a wand, some get an objective to steal magical items
 
|Very Low
 
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Revision as of 20:28, 10 February 2018

Timeline Eradication Agent STAFF
Chrono.png
Chrono Legionnaire
Access: Any place you can ethereal jaunt to
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Hard
Supervisors: Future Nanotrasen
Rank: Not defined
Duties: Fix the timeline
Guides: This page.
Quote: Hello? Yes? Is this a certain "Adolf Hitler" here on the station?

Well, looks like there's another divergence into some absolutely terrifying timeline, and it's your job to fix it!

Preface

Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, much like Highlanders, simply because the whole ethereal jaunt --> insta-stun --> insta-gib wasn't really that well received.

Goals

As Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, their goals fluctuate wildly based on what the gods want them to do. 90% of the time, this means erasing the shit out of someone from history.

Equipment