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imported>Fosstar: Created page with "In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what ..."

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Created page with "In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class. It defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what ..."

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 ![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
-|Follow space law. Give fair sentences. Protect your assigned department. Remember to talk first, taze second. Set the records to ensure documentation. Follow space law but remember to use discretion. Mediate conflicts between crewmembers to prevent them escalating. Maintain order.
+|Follow space law. Give fair sentences. Protect your assigned department. Remember to talk first, taze second when reasonable. Set the records to ensure documentation. Follow space law but remember to use discretion. Mediate conflicts between crewmembers to prevent them escalating. Maintain order.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
-|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
+|Delegate jobs to your officers and ensure they don't act in a corrupt manner. Manage the security team. Listen to the lawyer in matters of re-sentencing if he's not being unreasonable. Make sure to check in with your officers. Distribute armory equipment when stuff gets messy. Act as a commander, not a beat cop. Hold trials for criminals.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
-|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
+|Watch over the brig and armory. Watch security cameras and keep officers updated using them. Release criminals when their time is up and keep the records updated. Ensure officers stay well equipped. Act as a dispatcher. Ensure brigged people have access to counsel from the lawyer. Listen to what the lawyer has to say and if it's reasonable, change the sentence.
 !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
-|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
+|Follow space law. Give fair sentences. Protect your assigned department. Remember to talk first, taze second. Set the records to ensure documentation. Follow space law but remember to use discretion. Mediate conflicts between crewmembers to prevent them escalating. Maintain order.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
-|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.
+|Investigate and document crimes. Conduct interviews and interrogations. Wear your gloves. Keep evidence filed away neatly.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 ![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
-|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
+|Carry half the armory in your backpack. '''BECOME THE LAW!''' Execute people for littering. Chase a lone traitor into maint, then run into his nuke op friends and die. Become hated by everyone. Start the space gestapo. Have blood feuds with the Warden. Brutally beat the clown. Arrest the captain and become sole dictator, then get murdered by assistants with soap and a spear.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
-|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
+|Never leave your office for the entire shift to the point where people can't tell if you're afk or not. Never watch security cameras. Beat assistants for breaking into the armory. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up.  Get absolutely fucking smashed at the bar. Reenact the Stanford prison experiment. Try to stop the HOP from stealing from the armory then fail. Neglect your job and become a sec officer with neat toys. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
 !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
-|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
+|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Follow [[Shitcurity|this guide]] to the letter. Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity. Become the KGB IN SPAAAAACE! Permabrig the clown for slipping you. Permabrig the mime for talking. Permabrig the assistants for having gloves. Get murdered.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
-|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.
+|Chain smoke cigarettes. Binge drink whiskey. Get first place in the mental gymnastics tournament explaining to the HOS why he should execute the clown for slipping you. <s>Never</s> solve crimes. Fill the hallways with a million photographs. Try to become a old west hero, get shot by a traitor. Get murdered in maint. Never do your paperwork.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 ![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
-|Manage internal problems and disputes. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records. Consult with department heads on promotions. Ensure the assistants have a job to do. Manage the number of slots for jobs to compensate for station needs. Ensure the QM isn't ordering guns. demote crewmembers if they're being shitlers. <s>Protect your dog with your life<\s>
+|Manage internal problems and disputes. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records. Consult with department heads on promotions. Ensure the assistants have a job to do. Manage the number of slots for jobs to compensate for station needs. Ensure the QM isn't ordering guns. demote crewmembers if they're being shitlers. <s>Protect your dog with your life</s>
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 ![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
-|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with the Laser Cannon. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whet stones
+|Be responsible for the station. Manage the [[Heads of Staff]] and ensure they manage their department correctly. Hold on to the nuke disk. Maintain the interests of Nanotrasen. Ensure space law is respected. Arbitrate disputes between crewmembers.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
-|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
+|Manage internal problems and disputes. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records. Consult with department heads on promotions. Ensure the assistants have a job to do. Manage the number of slots for jobs to compensate for station needs. Ensure the QM isn't ordering guns. demote crewmembers if they're being shitlers. <s>Protect your dog with your life<\s>
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 ![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
-|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with the Laser Cannon. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whet stones
+|Fuck off into space 2 minutes into the round. Get your spare stolen by a assistant in a gas-mask. Declare yourself president for life, high court chief justice, and commander and chief of the armed forces, then get murdered in a coup. Beat the clown to death because he walked into the bridge. Attempt to make the AI shodan 2.0 and act surprised when you get murdered for it. Get demoted by command for being shit. Have a mental breakdown because of the stress. Get slipped by the clown and have your ID stolen. Cry.
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
-|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
+|Have a dog do a better job then you, give everybody all access, get tazed by the HOS for letting a assistant into the armory, get chloral hydrated by the CMO for letting a assistant into virology, get spaced by the CE for letting a assistant into the engine room. Steal the entire armory to protect ian. Never consult with department heads about ID changes. Become the [[The Owl]] and protect the station. Organize a unfortunate accident for the captain to secure your rise to power.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 |}