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Spagooty: /* Munitions */

2023-10-20T07:58:19Z

Munitions

Bobbanz: /* Civilian */ They’re not freaking civilians damn it, they have ranks!!!

2022-09-19T05:43:43Z

Civilian: They’re not freaking civilians damn it, they have ranks!!!

MoistBrother: replace lawyer with SJA

2022-08-12T09:06:49Z

replace lawyer with SJA

Bobbanz: /* Medical */

2022-08-11T07:12:41Z

Medical

Bobbanz: /* Command */

2022-01-30T18:15:03Z

Command

Bobbanz: /* Service */

2022-01-30T16:36:47Z

Service

Bobbanz: /* Miscellaneous */

2022-01-30T16:35:29Z

Miscellaneous

Bobbanz: /* Supply */

2022-01-30T16:34:21Z

Supply

Bobbanz: /* Medical */

2022-01-30T16:30:25Z

Medical

Bobbanz: /* Medical */

2022-01-30T16:10:07Z

Medical

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 ![[File:MAA.png|64px|link=Master At Arms]]<br>[[Master At Arms]]
-| Oversee the Munitions department and protect Antonio with your life. Throw your budget card into disposals at the start of every shift. Make. Torp.
+| Oversee the Munitions department and protect Antonio with your life. Buy a literal ton of gunpowder from cargo, flood the mess hall with low explosives. Throw your budget card into disposals at the start of every shift. Make. Torp.
 !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
 |-
 ![[File:Generic_mt.png|64px|link=Munitions Technician]]<br>[[Munitions Technician]]
-| Repair and refuel the fighters, Keep the ship weaponry loaded at all times only to get shouted at by the [[Bridge Staff|bridge bunnies]] anyway. Go through the arduous job of creating new Rapiers after the Fighter Pilots crash and burn.
+| Keep the ship weaponry loaded at all times only to get shouted at by the [[Bridge Staff|bridge bunnies]] anyway. "Accidentally" swap the pilots'  nukes for plush torpedoes. Rebuild the NAC for the 5th time, because the unique composition of the metals in the turret attracts AP warheads. Make torp.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 |-
 ![[File:Generic_fl.png|64px|link=Flight Leader]]<br>[[Flight Leader]]
-| Be a Fighter Pilot with a snowflake ship and fancier rank. Wonder where your entire squadron went when you're the only fighter to return to the ship.
+| Be a Fighter Pilot with a snowflake ship and fancier rank. Wonder where your entire squadron went when you're the only fighter to return to the ship. Wonder where ''you'' went, because you've been removed for over 2 years, can we delete this yet?
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 |-

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 |}
-== Civilian ==
+== Supply ==
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 === Service ===
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 !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 |-
-![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
+![[File:Staff Judge Advocate.png‎|64px|link=Staff_Judge_Advocate]]<br>[[Staff Judge Advocate]]
-|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
+|Walk around and yell about SOP violations, Clarify and interpret space law/SOP, notice that security has given the clown 999 minutes again and yelling at them not to do that.
-!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
+!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
 |}

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 !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 |-
-![[File:ParaTori.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
+![[File:ParaTori.gif|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
 |Bring people into medbay, dead or alive. Be forced to search for that spaced engineer that didn't have their suit sensors '''MAXXED'''. Get your brain bashed in by security, because they thought you broke into EVA.  Spend an hour, alone, in space, drifting. <s>Be reminded of the emptiness, the helplessness of the dark expanse. Gaze into the abyss, and see it stare back. Question everything you know about your sanity.</s> Find who you were looking for, cry because they DNR'ed.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
 |-
-![[File:Generic_bs.png|64px|link=Bridge Staff]]<br>[[Bridge Staff]]
+![[File:Felinid_bridgestaff.png|64px|link=Bridge Staff]]<br>[[Bridge Staff]]
 |Nag at the engineers to spool the FTL drive. Nag at the Munitions staff to reload the torpedo tubes after launching the thermonuclear warheads into enemy fire. Fire the cannons in hyperspace for no reason. Get lynched by a pissed off captain.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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 !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
 |-
-![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
+![[File:Human_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
 |"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
 !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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 !<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
 |-
-![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
+![[File:Greatest_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
 |Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
 !<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!

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 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 |-
-![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
+![[File:Human_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
 |Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
 !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
 |-
-![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
+![[File:FelineMedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
 |<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery to give them a <s>sex change</s> lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry and hide in a locker once the cryo pods get broken.
 !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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 ! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
 |-
-![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
+![[File:Feline_cmo.gif|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
 |Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything (everyone else under you does fuck all).
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium