E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR - Revision history

imported>Kingfish: sigh, resetting, doesn't look like its going anywhere anytime soon

2018-02-23T05:55:12Z

sigh, resetting, doesn't look like its going anywhere anytime soon

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imported>Kingfish at 17:51, 17 February 2018

2018-02-17T17:51:43Z

imported>Kingfish: /* Discover */

2018-02-17T06:19:05Z

Discover

imported>Kingfish at 06:18, 17 February 2018

2018-02-17T06:18:51Z

imported>Kingfish: /* Cold */

2018-02-17T06:05:19Z

Cold

imported>Kingfish: /* Basic Process */

2018-02-17T05:54:19Z

Basic Process

imported>Kingfish: fmt

2018-02-17T05:53:03Z

fmt

imported>Kingfish: /* Cold */

2018-02-17T05:52:14Z

Cold

imported>Kingfish at 05:44, 17 February 2018

2018-02-17T05:44:22Z

imported>XDTM: rip experimentor

2017-01-29T16:05:53Z

rip experimentor

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−	As of [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/35466 PR #35466], the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is useful again. Yay!	+	As of [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/35466 PR #35466], the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR might soon be useful again. Yay!

	The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].		The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].

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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, reversing the direction of cooling!''
-=== Clone ===
+===Clone===
-'''Clone:''' The object inserted into the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is duplicated.
+'''Clone:''' The object is duplicated.
 Produces the message: ''A duplicate banana pops out!''
-'''Bad Clone:''' The object inserted into the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is duplicated. The clone is temporary.
+'''Bad Clone:''' The object is duplicated. The clone is temporary.
 Produces the message: ''Banana melts into a puddle of grey slag.''
 ===Obliterate===
-'''Implosion:''' The machine's pressure lever has malfunctioned, causing it to pierce the space-time momentarily, making everything in the area fly towards it.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes way too many levels too high, crushing right through space-time!''
-'''Distortion:''' The machine's pressure leveler has been completely disabled, resulting in a momentary space-time distortion, causing everything to fly around.
+'''Spacetime Throw:''' Objects are thrown away from the machine, which crushes space-time itself.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes one level too high, crushing right into space-time!''

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 ===Cold===
-'''Freezer:''' The machine's cooling loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a cloud of super-cooled liquid being blasted into the air.
+'''Coolant Fail:''' Ding! Your death coffee (which can be made up of uranium, frost oil, or ephedrine) is ready!
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''
-'''Fridge:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.
+'''Cold Gas:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''
-'''Snowstorm:''' The machine's cooling loop has come into contact with the heating coils, resulting in a sudden blast of cool air.
+'''Freeze Item:''' The object freezes over, and the air around the machine cools down to a dangerous level.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''
 === Clone ===

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	*There are relics that spawn in random places through the station called 'strange objects' that are of technological background and can be used with this machine.		*There are relics that spawn in random places through the station called 'strange objects' that are of technological background and can be used with this machine.
		+	*The relics always follow the format ("broken","twisted","spun","improved","silly","regular","badly made") ("device","object","toy","illegal tech","weapon").

	==Advanced Usage==		==Advanced Usage==

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 ===Fail===
 This event is produced when the item mismatches the selected experiment. Produces a random message similar to: "the Banana rumbles, and shakes, the experiment was a failure!"
 ===Poke===
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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions and destroys the banana, lashing it's arms out at nearby people!''
 '''Mistype:''' The machine's interface has been garbled, and it switches to OBLITERATE.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions!''
 '''Throw:''' The machine's spatial recognition device has shifted several meters across the room, causing it to try and reposition the item there.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, throwing the banana!''
 ===Irradiate===
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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking radiation!''
 '''Radiation Dump:''' The machine's recycling and containment functions have failed, resulting in a dump of toxic waste around it.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing toxic waste!''
 '''Mutation:''' The machine's radio-isotope level meter has malfunctioned, causing it over-irradiate the item, making it transform.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, transforming the banana!''
 ===Gas===
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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR destroys the banana, leaking dangerous gas!''
 '''Gas Leak:''' The machine's vent systems have failed, resulting in a cloud of harmless, but obscuring gas.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing harmless gas!''
 '''Electromagnetic Ions:''' The machine's electrolytic scanners have failed, causing a dangerous Electromagnetic reaction.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR melts the banana, ionizing the air around it!''
 ===Heat===
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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and releasing a burst of flame!''
 '''Sauna:''' The machine's vent loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a large amount of superheated air being dumped around it.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking hot air!''
 '''Emergency Vent:''' The machine's temperature gauge has malfunctioned, resulting in it attempting to cool the area around it, but instead, dumping a cloud of steam.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, activating it's emergency coolant systems!''
 ===Cold===
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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''
 '''Fridge:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''
 '''Snowstorm:''' The machine's cooling loop has come into contact with the heating coils, resulting in a sudden blast of cool air.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''
 === Clone ===
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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes way too many levels too high, crushing right through space-time!''
 '''Distortion:''' The machine's pressure leveler has been completely disabled, resulting in a momentary space-time distortion, causing everything to fly around.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes one level too high, crushing right into space-time!''

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−	~~{{Template~~:~~Important~~	+	As of [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/35466 PR #35466], the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is useful again. Yay!
−	~~\|Title=Dead Feature~~
−	~~\|Note=The~~ E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is still in the game, but following a rework of R&D its only positive use (improving items' tech values) has been stripped out. Using this machine for anything beyond scanning strange items will only be a waste of time. You have been warned.
−	}}

	The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].		The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].

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−	{{Template:~~NPA~~}}	+	{{Template:Important
		+	\|Title=Dead Feature
		+	\|Note=The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is still in the game, but following a rework of R&D its only positive use (improving items' tech values) has been stripped out. Using this machine for anything beyond scanning strange items will only be a waste of time. You have been warned.
		+	}}

	The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].		The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].