Chief Medical Officer - Revision history

Bobbanz: New Quote

2022-01-30T16:29:25Z

New Quote

Bobbanz at 16:09, 30 January 2022

2022-01-30T16:09:54Z

Spagooty at 16:55, 20 June 2021

2021-06-20T16:55:30Z

Florb: new rank

2021-05-23T15:12:06Z

new rank

Grabowski: Changes the job header to the new one + its not a station

2020-12-18T20:07:53Z

Changes the job header to the new one + its not a station

Bokkiewokkie: adds rank

2020-09-20T14:06:07Z

adds rank

imported>Angust: Removed mentions of specific (outdated) meds. Added info about tje telebaton. Added some up-to-date tips. Also wow people were obsessed with chloral hydrate back in the days. Only skimmed most of the text.

2019-08-23T19:03:00Z

Removed mentions of specific (outdated) meds. Added info about tje telebaton. Added some up-to-date tips. Also wow people were obsessed with chloral hydrate back in the days. Only skimmed most of the text.

imported>PotatoMasher at 00:11, 5 December 2018

2018-12-05T00:11:10Z

imported>Ispiria at 07:38, 15 September 2018

2018-09-15T07:38:16Z

imported>Kingfish: /* Tips */

2018-04-17T04:32:06Z

Tips

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 |image = Feline_cmo.gif
 |jobtitle = Chief Medical Officer
-|caption = Oh wow, an unknown person in an unknown place is dead. Suit sensors save lives people!
+|caption = Suit Sensors. Maximum. Now.
 |access = [[Medbay|All Medical Departments]], [[Bridge]], [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]], [[Brig]]
 |access2 = N/A

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 |headerfontcolor = black
 |bgcolor = #ffeeee
-|image = Generic_cmo.png
+|image = Feline_cmo.gif
 |jobtitle = Chief Medical Officer
 |caption = Oh wow, an unknown person in an unknown place is dead. Suit sensors save lives people!

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 |difficulty = Medium
 |supervisors = [[Captain]]
-|rank = Captain ('''CPT''')
+|rank = Lieutenant ('''LT''')
 |duties = Coordinate [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] and other medbay employees, ensure they know how to save lives and use the cryo chamber, check for injuries on the crew monitor.
 |guides = [[Guide to genetics]], [[Infections|Virology 101]], [[Guide to medicine]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]], [[Guide to Traumas]], [[Guide to chemistry]], [[Chemical recipes]], [[Chain of Command]], [[Guide to Head of Staff Equipment|Head of Staff Equipment]]

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 |difficulty = Medium
 |supervisors = [[Captain]]
-|rank = Warrant Officer ('''WO''')
+|rank = Captain ('''CPT''')
 |duties = Coordinate [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] and other medbay employees, ensure they know how to save lives and use the cryo chamber, check for injuries on the crew monitor.
 |guides = [[Guide to genetics]], [[Infections|Virology 101]], [[Guide to medicine]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]], [[Guide to Traumas]], [[Guide to chemistry]], [[Chemical recipes]], [[Chain of Command]], [[Guide to Head of Staff Equipment|Head of Staff Equipment]]

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-{{JobPageHeader
+{{Infobox_jobs
 |headerbgcolor = #ffdddd
 |headerfontcolor = black
-|stafftype = MEDICAL & COMMAND
+|bgcolor = #ffeeee
-|imagebgcolor = #ffeeee
+|image = Generic_cmo.png
 |jobtitle = Chief Medical Officer
 |access = [[Medbay|All Medical Departments]], [[Bridge]], [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]], [[Brig]]
-|additional = N/A
+|access2 = N/A
 |difficulty = Medium
-|superior = [[Captain]]
+|supervisors = [[Captain]]
 |rank = Warrant Officer ('''WO''')
 |duties = Coordinate [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] and other medbay employees, ensure they know how to save lives and use the cryo chamber, check for injuries on the crew monitor.
 |guides = [[Guide to genetics]], [[Infections|Virology 101]], [[Guide to medicine]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]], [[Guide to Traumas]], [[Guide to chemistry]], [[Chemical recipes]], [[Chain of Command]], [[Guide to Head of Staff Equipment|Head of Staff Equipment]]
 }}
 [[File:Medbay.png|300px|thumb|alt=Medbay|link=http://puu.sh/3EEVj.png|[[Medbay|You run this shit]]]]
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 ==Tips==
-* Put salbumatol or epinephrine in your hypo once you run out of Omnizine. The most dangerous thing on the station is idiots pushing you away from dying guys, thinking it's more important they can make out with their cold, dying lips than you inject them. Inject the wrong guy with the hypo and he will meta and scream CMO IS A LING, so just use it for dying dudes.
+* Put salbumatol or epinephrine in your hypo once you run out of Omnizine. The most dangerous thing on the ship is idiots pushing you away from dying guys, thinking it's more important they can make out with their cold, dying lips than you inject them. Inject the wrong guy with the hypo and he will meta and scream CMO IS A LING, so just use it for dying dudes.
 * Consider using your money to buy all the advanced first aid kits for the doctors to use.
 * You start with a defibrillator mount in your locker. Put it in near the [[Guide_to_medicine#Lifeform_Stasis_Units|stasis beds]]. The mount is super useful in that it means you don't have to equip it on your back to wield the paddles. You just have to click the mount, and ta-da, the paddles come out.

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 == House, MD ==
-Your first goal is to establish yourself. People forget about you really easily, so if you don't want to get kicked off the bridge as a break-in, make a quick announcement for everyone to turn on their [[suit sensors]] (this will save your EMTs some trouble) and check in with your staff over your medical radio channel. Having full access to genetics and chemistry doesn't hurt either, so try to take it on yourself to produce some [[Styptic Powder]], [[Silver Sulfadiazine]] and [[Synthflesh]] for later use, and maybe load some [[Chloral Hydrate]] into a syringe gun <s>or your Hypospray</s> for those rainy days. Don't be afraid to take over for cloning and medical chemistry if you're understaffed.
+Your first goal is to establish yourself. People forget about you really easily, so if you don't want to get kicked off the bridge as a break-in, make a quick announcement for everyone to turn on their [[suit sensors]] (this will save your EMTs some trouble) and check in with your staff over your medical radio channel. Having full access to genetics and chemistry doesn't hurt either, so try to take it on yourself to produce some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|medicines]] for later use, and maybe load some [[Chloral Hydrate]] into a syringe gun or your Hypospray for those rainy days. Don't be afraid to take over for cloning and medical chemistry if you're understaffed.
 At some point, you might have your [[Virologist]] ask you for a Virus Crate, since you're <s>his boss who he wants to keep informed</s> the only one who can unlock it. If you're feeling wary about their abilities, ask them to come up with a vaccine for a simple disease first, like the flu. After a little while, he might end up with a beneficial virus that he wants to release. Make sure you tell him to run this by you first, and double-check his work before giving him the green light. If he releases one without telling you, immediately take a blood sample from an infected person and scan it in the pandemic machine in [[Virology]]. If it only has good symptoms, commend them on their work, then yell at them to run it by you first in the future. If the disease has bad symptoms (possibly including superpowers, ask over the command radio if the [[Captain]] wants hulk'd Assistants running around freely), tell the other heads immediately and start passing out the cure to people en masse. If you have a chance to subdue the rogue Viro safely, do so and drag them over to the brig, but otherwise just focus on curing people and let security handle things.
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 === Outbreak ===
 This is your chance to shine. You have a biohazard suit inside of your office. '''USE IT'''. Then consult the [[Virologist]] and [[Chemist]]. The virologist should make vaccines, and the chemists should divide them into individual pills. Vaccinate the medical personnel and quarantine the infected. Administer the drugs, keep people alive. Make sure medbay and all its equipment are sterile and blood-free. Your [[Medical Doctor]]s should be helping with this, if they're not all busy trying on costumes, getting drunk, or seducing each other.
 ===Hypospray===
-This is your medical tool, your lifeline, and in times of war, your weapon.  Overall, it is an instant injector (dealing bursts of 5 units, with a fill limit of 30 units). It starts with 30 units of [[Omnizine]], which heals all four main damage types (brute, burn, oxygen and toxic, though it doesn't purge other chemicals like [[Charcoal]] does, which means they may still need attention). Since brute and burn damage can both effectively be healed with chemicals like [[Styptic Powder]], [[Silver Sulfadiazine]] and [[Synthflesh]], and toxin damage is better dealt with by Charcoal or [[Calomel]], the Hypospray is best suited for emergencies where you're too busy to dig around for patches and pills. As for <s>drugging the Clown to drain their blood</s> self-defense, filling it with [[Chloral Hydrate]] might be a good idea to deal with unruly patients, just make absolutely sure that you don't forget you changed the load and inject someone in crit with 20u of chloral and kill them. You can empty the Hypospray by simply injecting its contents into something or using a syringe to extract it.
+This is your medical tool, your lifeline, and sometimes your weapon. Overall, it is an instant injector (dealing bursts of 5 units, with a fill limit of 30 units). It starts with 30 units of [[Omnizine]], which heals all four main damage types (brute, burn, oxygen and toxic. The Hypospray is best suited for emergencies where you're too busy to dig around for patches and pills. As for <s>drugging the Clown to drain their blood</s> self-defense, filling it with [[Chloral Hydrate]] might be a good idea to help deal with unruly patients (as a backup plan in case the [[#Telebaton|telebaton]] fails). Just make absolutely sure that you don't forget you changed the load and inject someone in crit with 20u of chloral and kill them. You can empty the Hypospray by simply injecting its contents into something or using a syringe to extract it.
 ===Compact Defibrillator===
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 ==Tips==
 * Put salbumatol or epinephrine in your hypo once you run out of Omnizine. The most dangerous thing on the station is idiots pushing you away from dying guys, thinking it's more important they can make out with their cold, dying lips than you inject them. Inject the wrong guy with the hypo and he will meta and scream CMO IS A LING, so just use it for dying dudes.
-* Consider moving your Crew Monitoring Console out of your office to allow other doctors access to it.
+* Consider using your money to buy all the advanced first aid kits for the doctors to use.
-* You start with a defibrillator mount in your locker. Put it in cloning or in the medbay lobby or something. Just anywhere. The mount is super useful in that it means you don't have to equip it on your back to wield the paddles. You just have to click the mount, and ta-da, the paddles come out.
+* You start with a defibrillator mount in your locker. Put it in near the [[Guide_to_medicine#Lifeform_Stasis_Units|stasis beds]]. The mount is super useful in that it means you don't have to equip it on your back to wield the paddles. You just have to click the mount, and ta-da, the paddles come out.
 * Runtime absolutely massacres mice, so if there's a horde of the buggers chewing up wires, just manhandle it into maintenance.
 * Consider dedicating one of your jumpsuit pockets to a Handheld Crew Monitor. As long as you keep the monitor equipped, the monitoring window will remain active on your screen - with your head of staff access, this will allow you to respond to sudden distant injuries more effectively than a regular EMT.

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 * Runtime absolutely massacres mice, so if there's a horde of the buggers chewing up wires, just manhandle it into maintenance.
 * Put your defibrillator mount somewhere in medbay lobby or somewhere accessible to the crew. It makes defibbing people so much easier because you don't have to take off your backpack and manhandle the thing onto your back. It also means that it's almost never worth the effort to steal.
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